S/fur

s/fur
>really like Passenger of Shit's music
>can only listen to one song at a time or I get a headache

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live dammit! live!

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OwO bats are cute
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CLEAR!

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Hey, Tusk. How's it going?

It's a GF eat ass word and I'm all out of GF

I've never had one.

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I had one for two weeks in high school, but she moved. Go figure. We still talk, and I saw her when I went home for the holidays.

I'm married and my wife sometimes lets me fuck her in her red panda costume. Shits cash.

That sucks. At least you still talk to her, that's nice.

That's great, but that doesn't make me feel any better.

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DUBS
but yeah I'm always
>TFW no GF

that whole incident with a girl I met on tinder still has me fucked up

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What happened? Care to share?

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Oh shit I thought you knew. the tl;dr is

>met girl on tinder
>connect with really well
>first date was cute as shit
>second date was cash
>kiss and make out
>she goes home after second date and tells me she'll text me when she gets home
>kisses me before she leaves
>texts me
>stops texting me
>don't see her on tinder for a couple months
>see her again
>WTF.myfeelsarecrushed

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That sucks. Sorry that happened. Don't let it keep you down though. You need to get back out there.

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We only talked for like.. a week, week and a half at most. I just hate typing out the whole thing because I put a lot of detail into it.
Our first date was awesome because my coworkers showed up at the restaurant we went to (because I told them, being Naive 19 year old me), and they observed. They said she was super into me. The whole bar was in on this too, and they bought us a cake. What I love is the bill (which I have) for the cake says "reason: first date"... I still have it out of sentiment.

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That sounds ceeepy more than anything user

That really sucks, I'm sorry to hear that. But at least you tried. That's more than I can say.

You shouldn't hold on to that receipt. Get rid of it. It'll be freeing. You're holding on to nothing. Get back out there and keep trying.

Disagree. I thought it was cute and so did she.

It is what it is at this point :/

Also that. I was going to say that, but I decided against it. It's not good to hold onto things like that.

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dubs again, you're good at this. You're right though, I should, it's a matter of building up the willpower to let go.

This picture isn't utilizing gravity. Her tits would not be perfectly centered when upside down.

You can. She was just one girl, and not much came of it. The longer you hold on the harder it will be to let go.

It is a little creepy tho, last thing I would want on a first date is to feel like everyone's watching

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I didn't know they were there until the cake came over and I looked around.

I know I know.

anthony?

Nope.

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Shapley curves are nice~

Wide hips, fat ass, and thicc thighs; the trifecta.

but like, thinn grills suite me too.

I like them too, and delicious flat chest. I've always had a thing for tomboys, dykes, and masculine women in general. I like people that don't fit the gender stereotypes.

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this and
>THIS

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Like, pretty much, so long as a girl isn't fat and takes care of herself I'm content. Shallow of me I know :/

Like, this is borderline for me

>tfw no gf

I don't mind a bit of fat as long as it's in the right places and not excessive. I tend to like my women big overall. Tall, muscular but thicc mama bears are my favorite.

That's top tier for me, I don't mind even bigger so long as it looks good and proportional.

>feelsbadman.jpg

>tfw forgot picture

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Hell yeah, now we're talking. Damn I love hips, asses and thighs.

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>tfw have a gf in another country and can't feel an ounce of love for locals

Mm mm, delicious hips. Strype is damn good at that.

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Foxy lady~

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How can you have gf in another country?

T-T-T-TRIPS
Seriously though, that looks painful

When someone you're a perfect match for lives elsewhere.

>dat body
Fuckin god tier thicc.
Maybe not, might feel good. Supposedly pierced nipples are more sensitive. I love nipple play, and have wanted to get mine pierced for a long time.

hey Dash

youtu.be/H8bVaTW6UCU

well the more you know. On that note, I'm gonna have to dip for the evening. Gonna clean up and go to bed soon. G'night ya'll

Thank god you'll reproduce

Howdy, Mellow. How's it going?

Nighty night, Tusk.

Thats like, normal tinder shit. She got back together or found someone else. Move on and find someone less shitty. Your expectation for an app that is designed for instant gratification and treats humans like a shopping list is really high.

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just keeping it like it is
chill and fresh
btw I got promoted at my job today

Nice, man. Promotions are always good.

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that's for sure
increased pay and flexible hours?
sign me the fuck up!
but just as my friend would say
>don't be good at work, or else they'll reward you... with more work!

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