What am I hiding under this bandana?

What am I hiding under this bandana?

Your vagina?

a brain cancer, also dubs

lobotomy scar

another bandana.

I wish it was your face.

disgusting acne, just like on your neck

All wrong so far, have a closer look

You look like a retard amazing jonathan

Close, but not acne

Not jonathon

a cyst of some sort?

Yes!!!

a third eye

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Poke it with a needle and drain it, dumbass

i finally get something right in my life
did you glue turff on your head?

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Wanna fight?

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Your virginity

Wanna fight an mma champion (me)?

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A receding hairline.

Just teasin folks. Im harmles

Nothing.