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Wanking to Bobbi Starr again edition

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Rorke btfo

bit early but i'll let it slide

hankering for a wankering

second for england for the english etc

until mummy may bans porn ofcourse

need a thread theme (metal)

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was it autism?

he's a fuckin vulcan

tar J-man

youtu.be/MJiiwulcTe4
no

Sup Forums will be banned

>Are much more likely to have received welfare (IBF 17%; LM 69%; GF 57%)
>Have lower educational attainment
>Report less safety and security in their family of origin
>Report more ongoing "negative impact" from their family of origin
>Are more likely to suffer from depression
>Have been arrested more often
>If they are female, have had more sexual partners--both male and female

>Are more likely to be currently cohabiting
>Are almost 4 times more likely to be currently on public assistance
>Are less likely to be currently employed full-time
>Are more than 3 times more likely to be unemployed
>Are nearly 4 times more likely to identify as something other than entirely heterosexual
>Are 3 times as likely to have had an affair while married or cohabiting
>Are an astonishing 10 times more likely to have been "touched sexually by a parent or other adult caregiver."
>Are nearly 4 times as likely to have been "physically forced" to have sex against their will
>Are more likely to have "attachment" problems related to the ability to depend on others
>Use marijuana more frequently
>Smoke more frequently
>Watch TV for long periods more frequently
>Have more often pled guilty to a non-minor offense

>may calls an election even though she already has a majority
>loses that majority

what a waste of time and money

business idea: deepweb /brit/

>when you press random face too many times in elder scrolls

he's just making a move, remember he's into pigs since diane abbott was his last squeeze

>tories won

>It found that children of homosexual fathers are nearly 3 times as likely, and children of lesbian mothers are nearly 4 times as likely, to identify as something other than entirely heterosexual. Children of lesbian mothers are 75% more likely, and children of homosexual fathers are 3 times more likely, to be currently in a same-sex romantic relationship.

>Both males and females who were raised by both lesbian mothers and homosexual fathers have more opposite-sex (heterosexual) partners than children of married biological parents (daughters of homosexual fathers had twice as many). But the differences in homosexual conduct are even greater. The daughters of lesbians have 4 times as many female (that is, same-sex) sexual partners than the daughters of married biological parents, and the daughters of homosexual fathers have 6 times as many. Meanwhile, the sons of both lesbian mothers and homosexual fathers have 7 times as many male (same-sex) sexual partners as sons of married biological parents.

>Children raised by a lesbian mother were 10 times more likely to have been "touched sexually by a parent or other adult caregiver" (23% reported this, vs. only 2% for children of married biological parents), while those raised by a homosexual father were 3 times more likely (reported by 6%).

pretty straight forward from here lads:

IRA rises up and seizes ireland
no more DUP MPs in westminster
coalition falls
new election
corbyn wins
british communist republic

crying

b-but the tories won!1!

lefties btfo!111

we showed them!

'ce

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>blue eyes
>blonde hair
so this is the masterrace...

Wow what's wrong with Americans

Why are lefties going mad about corbyn when he is 60 odd seats short of a majority LOL

Peabrain racist ukip existencelet replied to me after the new thread was linked LAMO what a retarded poncy fruit

the won the battle but not the war, no siree!

screaming

>yank
>communist
you really do have no redeeming features do you

dirty blonde at best

state

they aren't

>having to share their toys with the irish
>won
think we have different definitions of winning

state of sheeds

I know a guy that unironically voted UKIP lmao

alri

Triangle cut sandwiches > Squares

if you disagree you're just ignorant, sorry sweaties

Got an ulcer on my uvula

wouldn't mind a danish gf tbbh

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>racist ukip
didn't you hear? They all switched to Labour, Labour is the new racist party!

Paul Nuttall?
More like Paul Nought'all haha.

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They're not Irish

why are you trying to save face this hard? you were called out and embarrassed yourself. no one cares that you think acting retarded will soften the humiliation.

anime

the fuck mate? are you a nonce or something? delete this

you are a very recognizable poster I recommend you behave yourself

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>not hexagons
>the most naturally energy efficient shape
'ck off

This.

Kiwi needs to back himself up

nonce

Is it? Thats mental haha *walks away to not be near you*

>Constantly claim Corbyn has links to Terrorists.
>Go into a coalition with literal terrorists.

sex, sex, sex

Neither this post or image make sense

Back to pakistan you go rash

youtube.com/watch?v=qeuIN60m2VA

Northern Irish people have votes political representation and a police service that serves them, no army on the streets any more. The IRA are gone lad. All comfy now.

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Clear Labour Victory.

simple as

do NOT click

DUP are freedom fighters, sweetie x

your mum backed herself up onto my knob last night m8 aha

A UI could be on the cards depending how Brexit goes.

he got 40% of votes which is way more than most people thought he would get. A lot of people though he was gonna utterly embarrass himself in the beginning

>tfw voted labour in a labour/Tory marginal

theyre all otherworldly creatures who are hundreds of years old, think before you speak

aha alri mikey I only did it cos smithy dared me lmao

Are lefties retarded?

Suely this is much worse than just a Tory majority

MAY OUT
BoJo IN

>hundreds of years old
literally couldnt care less then fukc of

*posts a political opinion on twitter with a sassy gif under it*

gf is watching orange is the new black and it sounds like the most horrible yank shite

hate the way yanks speak, don't think I can watch yank television anymore
Certainly can't watch the majority of yank youtubers anymore because they all speak in that bizarro half english half ebonics yank speak

>the ira are gone
independent.ie/irish-news/new-ira-bomb-plot-foiled-after-6kg-of-semtex-is-seized-in-city-35783978.html

>rorkes trying to salvage a tory minority propped up by young earth creationists as a victory
screaming

this is the part where we string you up nonce

no?

absolute madman haha

Pillorying your fellow minorities won't make you any whiter lads. Namaste

lefties are actually BTFO

this is the most right wing government for centuries

we say what we voted for in the thread:

lib dems

who /kensington/ here lads?

But the party is in chaos

not a loss though is it
>young earth creationists
this sort of shite is straight up Rorke's alley m8

lib dems (and they got fucking rekt by the Labour candidate)

irish politics is pretty self contained. they'll just campaign for more benes. they're not going to change the gay marriage law or w/e

how did labour do again? they were at least close to a majority right? oh

>local NEET HEEMED in 1 punch after telling wagie "you'll work for me one day"

be respectful of anime please

>this is the most right wing government for centuries
lmao

well labour still has no say and DUP will block any progressive policies

TIOCFAIDH ÁR LÁ
ÉIRINN GO BRÁCH
youtube.com/watch?v=-ot7amDyqbY

>centuries

"p-p-p-p-p-please let me be pm"

-jeremy corbyn in floods of tears

and news just in, labour in line to achieve 70 seats in kensington

youtu.be/rf6uf3fZn44

>arrogant students celebrating like they just wiped tories off the face of the earth
>instead they lost by at least 40 seats to a withered up old hag with the charisma of a damp sponge