Would you fuck me?

would you fuck me?

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No but you could fuck off.

Definitely not

If you weren't you I would

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lose 100 pounds, maybe.

One more step back and that elevator will be considered full.

no

only while you eat pizza
and only in the pooper

>blink 182
Oh god...

After a dinner and drinks, yes

yea im into plump women

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One more step back and the elevator cable will snap

I'm not bad person

Absolutely not. You are weak-willed, have no self-control, you've dyed your hair a stupid colour as if to warn people off your toxic personality, and your body looks like it's been filled with cottage cheese. The best you can hope for is a black guy who will impregnate you, then immediately leave you to raise a child by yourself.

No. Because it looks like you have a gunt.

But you could suck me off for sure.

Yep. I'd let you sit on my face. Not even joking.

yea prolly

Obviously not you, but for the sake of the question, he'll no.

I'll fuck a fat chick if I can put it in the pooper and she is fresh out of the shower and shaved but you take it to a whole other level. Wouldnotbang/10

But you are bad looking. I might let you suck my dick, but no eye contact, and you have to swallow and leave immediately after with no further contact.

Shit taste in music.

depends what dem feet look like

Not gonna lie. I would jerk off 10 times til tuesday vs fucking you.

This

If that pic is really you, yes I would. But chances are good you're really a dude posting a girl's pic, so no.

honestly yes i would

OP, how about you stop being a cunt and tell us who that girl really is. she hurt your feelings or something?

Where is Sharpe in the pooper? Where is timestamp?

Are you trying to get an ego boost? or are you looking to fuck some guy on /b

whats a gunt

I don't hate myself enough.

sure?

LOL to all the cucks that said no... have you ever seen pussy in real life?... dogs go for bones, men go for meat

Not like that, but if I were to motivate you, do sports, and once you lost weight, yes, face look good if you remove the fat, coloured hair is one of my fetish, and you could look real fine. Change your eating habits, exercise, and you could be hot

yet.

In a heartbeat. More pics?

Just because you post a different picture at a different angle, it does not make you less disgusting. Put down the fucking cheese burgers and get some self control.

Wow, a landwhale

Even blink 182 doesn't save

ok,bye

the fupa is too strong for fucking. i'd receive head and take you to sizzlers afterward if you do a good job. win/win
yes! i said sizzler knowing full well that my age is showing! fuck you all!

Fat in this case

Shut up and get on my dick.

man i like chubby girls

I'd fucking climb you with my 4x4.

When your lower gut is so big it folds over your cunt.
Gut + cunt = gunt

Is google broken, shitbag?

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good riddance you fucking pork nebula. enjoy losing a foot to diabetes next year and dying of heart attack soon after,

I consider myself beautiful and attractive

Post her ass user

I prefer to call it a fupa.

MOAR!

Sure if you dressed better

is this what they mean when they say your nigger is showing?

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oh she posted an example of a gunt lmao

Yeah I probably would

I guess I've i'm already being pulled into your orbit...

Gunt confirmed. Absolutely disgusting.

I wish there was still sizzlers dude.

A gunt is beyond a fupa. They are two separate things.

it got worse...

found the nigger

hello fellow nigger

Yeah I'd fuck you.

There is a difference between meat and blubber

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Bigotry is not the same as truth

stick to this type of clothing. you look like you're not overly trying to show ppl how confident as you would like them to see. there is such a thing as displaying too much confidence. it comes off as gaudy or even out of touch. I will not say you look normal in this photo as normalcy is subjective; you are approachable and if it makes you feel better, somewhat fuck-able. I'm not trying to tell you how to dress. do whatever the fuck you want; it's what everyone else is doing these days.

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If you truly love us OP you'll link her fb

about time a white knight showed up. what did you have to finish off a carton of nilla wafers or did you have just too many layers of cheetohs residue on your fat cloven hooves?

hi, welcome to Sup Forums

Should probably start taking the stairs.

Yep, I'd eat your pussy too

Nah I just wanted to give you a chance to vent your sexually inadequate frustration first.

applying aloe vera to that... burn?

Are you going to post tits or what?

Probably.

>although I do like that shirt
>inb4 user's want to kill me

No