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Northern Ireland is now relevant edition

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love being white

united ireland when

>Northern Ireland is now relevant edition

It isn't, never was and will never be.

emailing the 51 year old jap pseudo gf
love talking about 90s street racing

Paki

love how UKIP fucking vanished all because Farage was a cocky cunt

Not too sure how I feel about a bunch of paddies running my country 2bh x

so when will the 'ra return to sort out NI

northern irish is not an ethnicity
loyalists are british scum
BRITISH OUT OF IRELAND

>Tories not in majority anymore
>Northern Irish party in coalition therefore we are officially relevant now
>even more than Scotland

cant get enough of these

chong

>UDA in Power


JUST

Should've Been Leadsom

very VERY relevant

youtube.com/watch?v=XckDlD0OM8s

no, they vanished because the UKIP only existed to call for a brexit referendum

Tory scum benefiting from FPTP again

Already united and with Britain economically.
all good

>Rorke Smith, 26, unemployed, has been found dead in his bedroom at his parent's 6 bedroom house in a leafy Berkshire suburb. It is reported he ingested a fatal dose of opiates upon seeing the election results on Friday morning.

this is the start of the troubles again lads. The only reason the IRA haven't been bombing our kids with the mussies is because the government has been impartial in Norther Ireland. Now that's just not going to happen anymore.

>Republican but not Marxist
Good lad. That's step one. The step is to reject Republicanism and embrace Irish Monarchism. A High King ruling over 4 provincial kingdoms that share the same Irish, Catholic, traditionalist Gaelic values.

Setting up the bombs as we speak mo chara.

soinued being the party leaderf Farage contrta, they still could have substanciated i

It will unite with NI under British rule within our lifetimes.

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Yank walks into a bar
Everyone laughs

>I'm happy abortion is not in my country. Christian divisions will blur soon when the something else sets in.
I've always maintained that if people in the North managed to look at how degenerate things are getting in the Republic and GB, they'd find a lot more common ground than bones of contention.

>IRA restarts bombing
>no tony blair to save them this time
>IRA finally get destroyed once and for all
>RoI rejoins the UK

he's replying to himself again

*contemplates calling an ambulance for this yank having a stroke*
nah, don't want to bankrupt him

>prince albert piercing on your willy
honestly, for what pvrpose

Could we just keep access to the single market and freedom of movement between euro citizens and get rid of everything else because these are two things which I think greatly benefit us. Especially since if brexit does fuck us over I can easily move to a nice sunny country with cheap pints.

have a bogey in my nose that is tickling the nose just enough to make me keep sneezing but im not sneezing out the trouble maker

Absolutely disgusting. Abhorrent. Sort it out mate. Expect a knock on your door sometime soon

So I'm assuming that one of the DUP members will become secretary of state for northern Ireland if they form an actual coalition

Will one of them become deputy PM?

...

Is a hard border now more or less likely

I like the leaf chicano, his vibe is very much in tune with the wavelength of my own, and therefore /brit/'s

less

>mfw Troublesposting will soon be a thing on /brit/

>1 minute and 8 seconds apart
>very unfunny post
>both using Bradleys

hmmmm

pixs xoxox

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wrong

what the fuck is Kensington and why haven't they counted their votes yet?

Bought some coffee flavoured protein and it tastes TOO MUCH like coffee than its disconcerting

So lads what are you doing with your noons xx im sleeping in and doing some serious hema drilling

poshos init

I'm only messing lad, don't need to be so serious all the time, relax JESUS.

Absolute fucking state

May calls early general election
>that Rorke feel
>Government elect la
>look at Theresa what heart
>we vote again! xD
Lead starts to go down
>was always going to be close la
>how many will be beat Labour by
>still going to have the largest majority since Maggie
Dementia tax u-turn
>were still top of the polls la
>being in opposition is easy
>the debates are a fortress Corbyn won't win there
Tories do shit in debates
>Lib Dems will do us a favour
Terrorists attack Manchester and London
>it's n-not May's fault, forget she was the home secretary for 6 years
>P-pakis, L-Labour will keep letting them in
>its still on if the polls stay good
YouGov poll shows there will be hung parliament
>b-but May said elections are easy
>w-wait for the exit poll la
Exit poll: Tories to lose their majority
>S-Scotland will do us a favour
>b-big Ruth with the 5am winner
>i-it's not over yet
Tories don't get enough Scottish seats
>b-biggest party was the aim
>w-we overachieved in 2015
>n-next election is the one
>coalition government is an amazing achievement

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position in the polls with a whole election campaign to go, if you had gone into Downing Street today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - George Osbourne

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Margaret Thatcher

Friendly reminder that Theresa May said "this does not slip" to her cabinet after calling the election in April when the Tories had a 20 point poll lead over Labour, before their majority literally slipped away, resulting in a home hung parliament.

>tfw bought 5kg of unflavoured at the start of the year

in america fanny means ass

twitter.com/johnprescott/status/872957575788101632
Screaming

the 'man I currently have a r'ship with just msn:d me this

Apparently it was so close that they had to recount 29 times before they were told to just go home and get some sleep and to worry about it tomorrow.

Dumb phoneposter.

Poor Rorke, jumps ship from UKIP to Labour only to lose again. Sad.

>browsing reddit
He's not even wrong though, Corbyn campaigned very well.

unflavoured from MyProtein is pure shite

How do they decide when to stop doing recounts?

o mama mia

Strong rumours it's Labour lad

I know that feel, used to get unflavoured because it was slightly cheaper but it tastes so bad it's not worth the savings

more

belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2017/dup-chief-arlene-foster-met-uda-boss-days-after-loyalist-murder-in-bangor-35776873.html

irishnews.com/news/2016/10/29/news/arlene-foster-has-no-regrets-over-being-pictured-with-a-uda-commander-760193/

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-38011001


I'm sure the british tabloids will be intere-

oh right, it's '''only''' links to loyalist paramilitaries we're talking about. Didn't May promise to be tough on extremism of all kinds?

You're only allowed to post in this thread if you're the 2nd most relevant country in the UK.

NOT SO FAST EVERYONE BUT ULSTER

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Hate the DUP, stupid evil bastards.

The BBC have been working on scuppering Brexit and they have succeeded with their set up studio audience & Laura Kuensberg hounding May

kick NI out of the union
arrest all tories
declare a socialist republic

>posting lilymaymac
>the azn trying her hardest to be white
youtube.com/watch?v=cy7aD0qTOLQ
she's fit tho

All of Ulster isn't in the UK

It's pure shite if you're a mong who actually just drinks it as is

It's fine if you flavour it yourself which is what you're meant to do lol

no sesh then?
cunts.
fucking howling

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/09/kensington-count-suspended-tellers-left-exhausted/

christ that thing is abhorrent
cunt never even served properly

yeah it's fucking wank

I try my best to drown out the taste with peanut butter and frozen fruit but it doesn't do much

>not just getting banana flavoured and having it in shakes with peanut butter
mate...

deano mentioned

if northern ireland is northern ireland why ireland republic is not southern ireland?

I'm aware, you abortion-loving, commie gaybo black CUNT

never found whey that tastes good. I tried chocolate, vanilla, and cookies and cream and they all had a horrible underlying taste. just switched to eating real food instead

Rumblings up north
Going to have to break out the ol' 50 cal again

ah yes, very real

counting things gets tiring, thats why bankers need so many holidays after counting their bonuses

Tories desperate for power, couldn't get a majority even though they had the full power of the TV media and billionaire paymasters newspapers. Their relentless scandalous attacks on Corbyn and still Labour increased its share of the vote. If only the numpties who read these papers had a brain between them, we could have a progressive forward looking government today.

I bought tirimasu protein, was nice the first few shakes now just tastes sickly

daddys swole C:

>flavour
that usually means lots of empty calories, you twat.

mate has just gone on holiday to america and one day in has said he's seen multiple people shit themselves in public.

POO BUM WILLY
A pooey bum willy fart poo

the browser tabs

try eating your mum pomom for some perspective
guarantee it tastes worse

NEED a cute bf to cuddle

DUP will make being gay illegal in the UK

how much influence will DUP actually have though?

Hartlepool

I'd shit myself too if I saw someone as ugly as he