/nba/ general- You Reach I Teach edition

Schedule:
Celtics @ Wizards today

...so, Leonard for MVP?

>Wizards shook af
>Harden playing on lean

Pop is such a genius lmao he sent someone to drug harden since he knows harden parties so much

They should just give it to LeBron every year.

Both Westbrook and Harden sucked.

MVP should go to Isiah Thomas or something so that it could be more fair.

For what? flopping, or the complaining?

>pepe doorstop man blown the fuck out

best day of my life

What's next for the Rockets?

They need to rebuild. Harden isn't championship material. Neither is the coach.

So Spurs Bros, what's the plan against the Warriors? They must be stopped.

Uhh Spurs will sweep the Warriors it's just the facts

Spurs will sweep the memes in 6

This

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Blow it up

Wizards are going to go hard tomorrow, Beal, Wall and Gortat are going to absolutely gas the celtics. But it's a home game so everybody already knew this

>tomorrow
But it's already tomorrow in Australia

>Tomorrow
They play today bro

it's 11:57pm

The spurs will win 2 at best against the Warriors. Enjoy the Warriors vs LeBron finals again.

more 3s and more memes

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So the game is on Saturday for you. Didn't that get confusing when they say it's on Friday?

I like these sarcastic OPs.

Keep at it. Harden needs to live in permanent embarrassment.

Yes, Westbrook is one of the only people Pop can't 3D chess.

He's a matchup nightmare because no one can stop him from getting past his first defender and you need to completely collapse to stop him, leaving the corners and wings open. Westbrook would actually run the drive and kick better because he constantly puts pressure and looking to score in transition unlike Harden who is a quitter.

Who is (((they))) the jews or? It's not televised here kek unless you have cable and if you have cable here it's advertised in our times.

single games are on at 10am for me, 3 games a day play offs usually make me get up at 6am to catch them all

>system babby that team doesn't need to win playoff games against 50 win teams

>MVP

Realtalk, is there any way for this not to resolve as
>Warriors versus Cavs
Again?

I just don't think the memes are there, nor are the analytics or even the heart.

re-enact the Challenger explosion except using Harden's career

How do you get rid of these ads on the bottom of the Sup Forums page?

Block Element on Adblock Plus isn't working.

Anyone on the roster who doesn't shoot threes gets executed

Ublock origin.

Thanks senpai

Is Jefferson, dare I say, our guy?

If that doesn't work, there's also a greasemonkey usescript that stops pages from detecting you have an adblocker, but I forgot what it was called, you can google it. If that still doesn't work, you should learn to dunk.

Woah I never knew that or ever heard of Curry's dad back in the 90s or early 00s

Is Tony Gonzalez playing?

Did the spurs just find there identity?
That was the 2014 team I remember, what the fuck Pop? Am i getting rused?

I'd say the spurs have a very slim shot (like 10%) of beating the Warriors but that's about it.

Where identity?

Not that the Spurs aren't good, but most of it was just the rockets being the choke jobs they are. There was no reason for them to lose game 5 and game 6.

>Block Element on Adblock Plus isn't working
I changed preferences in Adblock to disallow 'some non-intrusive' ads.
Which is a bullshit feature, they never should have been allowed to begin with.

>pop has trained the team with 2 complete opposite strategies

he literally can coach around all the other coaches

Warriors are about to pull a 2012 Spurs and choke hard in the WCF after going undefeated in the first 2 rounds

I really don't want to discredit the spurs but they were clogging the paint really well, reading their passing lanes and forcing them to shoot the mid range out the 3, that was perfect defense against the rockets and would actually work against the warriors as well

Still can't beat the warriors. His season is over.

>all these players calling him a quitter

>mfw this was the final nail in Harden's career coffin

>

I don't call myself the biggest basketball fan and my knowledge is lacking, but as an outsider, I do enjoy the depth of the sport and how eloquent well executed offence can look (Spurs). However, why do you guys call 3 pointers "memechucking?" is it really looked down upon?

Am I delusional for thinking Spurs in 6?

It's so good it's blocking the captcha so I can't post without turning it off.

Help me

Yes, but I wish your opinion was rational

>everyone who picked Harden MVP over Bestbrook

Well shit, I've never had this happen. You might wanna go ask on Sup Forums in an /sqt/.

No it wouldn't. The Warriors have a roster full of stars that can play both ends of the ball. Plus they can score anywhere on the field. The spurs can put some pressure on the Warriors, but everyone on that team is so good that they'll score anyway.

The rockets had the meme 3 point scheme which works when you don't have a major meltdown and quit like Harden. But I still think the Spurs would have taken it had the Rockets played consistently. It just wouldn't be so embarrassing.

Spurs are 7/1 to take the series and theres nothing better than warriors fans getting btfo

see
that's all I did and the bottom of page Sup Forums ads are gone
you could look through the list, rather than block every entry outright if you wanted

not at all. bay area chinks about to be BTFO

It's cheap, it's low effort, and it's exploiting the rule changes made by David Stern, which many people disagree with to this day.

And now you have initial baiting of the refs and making them win you games instead of just playing the game.

It goes against the spirit of basketball and the historical game.

SKEEEEEEEUP

What if they make only half court shots and beyond count as a 3?

Yea because the mid range and 3 is crippling the warriors. Are you fucking retarded? Gasol and Aldridge are getting smoked in the paint by Green and Durant.

Thank you fampai
I'm okay now, but I'm still keeping ublock. This shit is like adblock on steroids.

>Westbrook puts up Hall of Fame numbers and carries team all season, can't get over the hill
>"WESTBUST AHAHAHAHAHA THUNDURR"
>Harden chokes harder than any Rocket before
>"it was just the lean he was tired from banging strippers"
foh /nba/

spurs are going to beat the warriors in 5

Dunks are cooler and my team sucks are 3 pointers

Curry is 50% from half. You still would be cucked and crying here anyway.

Y'all niggas sleeping on my boy Harden

That would just turn it into even more of a circus.

They just need to allow players to have hands on players near the three point line just like they do on any other part under the three point line.

>sucks are 3 pointers

Harden is done. He's trashed his legacy for good. He can pad stats against trash teams, but when it really counts he always fucks it up and has a breakdown. I don't know if it's a mental issue or what, but you can't play like and be a true champion. So sure, Harden can score a million points against some scrub, but he's useless against a real team. If Houston wants to really win a championship, they would blow the team apart and rebuild.

you guys think harden ever wins a ring? only way i see it happening is if he isnt the leader on a team, the dude has no fight in him during elim games all throughout his career

About time the warriors play against a real western conference team, meme team about to get exposed

Your boy Harden was sleeping during the game you mean.

>hands on players
Gay

The real MVP is LeBron.

if he goes back to some team's 6th man maybe

Funny enough, Harden really was just meant to be a 6th man from the beginning.

At best a third option. But even then he still choked in the Finals.

He should sign with the Warriors.

>handcheck was the gayest timeline
it was so gay that Jordan died of AIDS and had to be resurrected
he only lived on b/c Rodman (obvious gay porn handle) was AZT incarnate

Maybe being 6th man. On a team that starts Westbrook and KD. Coached by Scott Brooks. Thabo at SG. Perkins at C. Ibaka at PF.

But even with such a hypothetical team, I still have a feeling he'd choke in the Finials.

>not wanting to share tender moments at the 3 point line
>not wanting his strong manly hands on your supple young body

>harden went out partying at a strip club right after the loss last night

kek

>inb4 spurs sweep warriors
>based god simmons locks up lebron in finals

PLEASE

BE

JOKING

FUCK THIS QUITTER
HE'S A MONEY CHASING QUITTER
FUCKING AIHASIGBOAIWBG'APWIGB]PAW

hmm i think u might be on to something here

What's the name of the black chick in this scene. She's hotter than that roastie bitch

>LeBron retires because the Spurr taunting destroys his mental game
please God

comments on xvideos suggest Yasmine De leon

Why do they call it the 3 point line? Shouldn't it be the 3 point parabola?

Because basketball is mostly popular between black people.

you need to define it piecewise

they were chanting MVP for him lol

it is not a parabola either, you retard

But the best 3 point shooters are white

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Exactly.

Harden is a fraud and not even a top 20 player.

He's a money chasing quitter and has no heart.

>chile calling anyone retarded
Pretty sure the average IQ of your country is double digit