Tell me a joke

Tell me a joke

your sex life

that ain't a joke.
that's the vacuum of emptyness.

my life

UR PENIS


LMAOOOOOO GOT EM

I got a good joke.
A jew and a nigger go into a bar.
The bartender says GTFO.

today's edgiest post

I was thinking last night. It occurred to me that a joke becomes a dad-joke when the joke becomes apparent.

What did the roly poly police woman say to the jar of jam?
I'm taking you into custardy sweetie.

Nahhhh

A guy walks into a bar
>"Ow"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A schizophrenic walks into Narnia

don't know why this shit made me laugh

A black man, a Mexican, and a white man all jump off a building at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The white man
The black man has to stop and steal something and the Mexican has to stop and write "fuck" on the wall

Feminism

A joke

tell me a joke

I’m joking

My fucking ass

Penis

an alcohol

Niggers

This thread

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Some guy name tom

That made me laugh

Jason Patterson without the capital “J”

Spongebob Squarepants

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His logs

Donald Trump

Dad of an 8 year-old goofball reporting for joke duty:

What do you call an old snowman?
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Water

What do you call a fly with no wings?
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a walk

The Russians

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The hacked election

A guy name cancerous pretzelsticks

Oh that's easy. You spent so much time here that your autism reached critical levels.

What did the Nazi say to the black jew?
To the back of the oven

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Where is it?

Your mom

A church's bell ringer passed away. So they posted the position and a man came in with no arms wanting the job. The clergy weren't sure he could do it, but he convinced them to let him try it.
They climbed the bell tower and the guy ran toward the bell and hit it with his head. They gave him the job.
The next day he went to ring the bell, tripped, bounced off the bell and fell to the sidewalk below. Two guys were walking past.
One asked, "Do you know this guy?"
The second guy responded, "No, but his face rings a bell."

Joke a me tell

The FBI

what do you call 3 mexicans, an asian, and 8 blacks standing in a line?
A sprinkler

www.jesusfuckingchrist.net

Funny how the diagnoses have increased almost geometrically while pharmaceutical sales have done the same.

Strange coincidence, ainna?

My life

Carrotass

I hate this board

Stop laughing

I don't normally tell Dad jokes but when I do, he laughs.

Best joke I ever heard thanks op

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I'll use that one

What's long & hard and got cum in it?

You will meet the man of your dreams
after 50 attempts

A cucumber!

yo mamas corpse after three days

a joke

Too slow faggot I already gave the answer. Now go back to your room and finish picking up all your duplo blocks or you won't be allowed to suck your dad's cock after it's been inside your brother

no u

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I don't get this.

Neighborhood kids play hide and seek and one ends up in an abandoned refrigerator. No one could find him, they said it was sad. But I said who cares. How many kids die a winner?