ITT: Actors who instantly make a movie watchable

ITT: Actors who instantly make a movie watchable

He kinda reminds me of archer if he shaved his head

Fite me

Morse Code.

BASED PORN MR CLEAN

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J O H N N Y

Harry Dean Stanton. Udo Kier. Rutger Hauer too probably.

A sound choice

In keeping with the bald trend, this classy gentleman is the ultimate blend of sophistication and humour

Especially great in Nurses 2 and Pirates 2

His cock is excellent also, a pleasant thickness that is uniformly thick and straight along the entire length, ending in a perfectly shaped and sized head without any major discolorations and/or scarring to distract the viewer

Truly an A list performer

James "Our boy" McAvoy

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Man, this is one damn gay post.

Also his dick is curved, not straight.

He's an outright scumbag too. Close friends with Khan Tusion and even more unseemly types.

Nothing gay about discussing the aesthetic attributes of an actor user. Any true Patrician know this.

Moral standings aside it must be conceded he is/was a top rate performer

Rocco "smelly smellz" Siffredi

He's a porn manager/big shot, so he's probably a freak that should not be trusted who only wants to hurt people. Still, I liked him in a couple of Digital Playground's movies.

Also, he has a feud with ChristianX (who does a fuckton of gay/tranny porn) because Chris said that male pornstars don't actually need to start out with gay porn. Ben, of course, did start out doing gay porn.

He used to have a restaurant in Budapest. Who the fuck would want to eat at a pornstar's restaurant?

>"The food just smellz. Taste it."

Who do eastern Europeans like porn so much?

This thread is comedy gold.

>ITT: Actresses that died too soon

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>tfw i couldn't save her

;_;

She was smoking hot.
He looks like Ted from HIMYM.

John Goodman

>tfw I couldn't save her from porn
>tfw i couldn't save her from being fat

just fucking end me ;_;