JAMES RODRIGUEZ "has reached initial agreement to join Manchester United"

So it begins... the greatest transfer window football has ever seen.

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>players unironically want to play Mou bus ball

Fucking why

>its another manure gets ripped off episode

You'd think manure learned something from last years worst transfer in the history of football.

Dabchester United buying another useless piece of shit for exhorbitant money the third year in a row

>players unironically wanting to get paid millions of pounds to live in a sort of developed country and play for a team with no expectations because all their fans are afraid they will get called a SAF bandwagoner if they question why Europa League is the aim for a 1.5 billion pound team

James is actually good

Watch Sup Forums be wrong

no one cares fag
man utd wins the transfer window
chelsea wins the league

HHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>mfw looking at the SEETHING ABUs in this thread

James is better than Bale, Benzema and Isco. He makes the difference in the big games like the clasico.

hes affraid

Watch fat Azzah come back after the summer with his arse barely fitting in his shorts. Chelsea will collapse again. They're a meme team that won the league because they didn't have the distractions of the CL. Just like Leicester.

Are you implying that chelsea never won the league whilst playing in the ucl? Really activates my almonds.

RIP Hamez
he had more future as a benchwarmer of fucking castilla with odegaard than he will have in manure. thank god we have good CB prospects, cause our AMC died

How much will they pay for him 70M+? Kek.

>worst transfer in the history of football.
That's not

>Shevchenko to Chelsea
>Torres to Chelsea
>Kaka to Madrid
>Falcão to Monaco

No just that the current and recent PL title 'races' seem to really favour teams that aren't also contesting CL football.

>Falcão to Monaco
what did YOU mean by this

Real Madrid willing to sell at €35m says one report. Worth a punt tbqh.

he should go back to france babby league, only chance he has of rebuilding a good reputation

Nothing will top 2009 or 2013's transfer window madness

or a one team league like Jewve or Buyern, after all Ancelotti loves him; going to manure is killing his career

60mi in 2013 money.

>no Chygrynskiy to Barca
>no Zlatan to Barca
>no Di Maria to Man Utd
>no Andy Carroll to Liverpool

Literally Di Maria 2.0

Expecting a 20 million loss after he fucks off to Monaco or China within a year.

I remember 2009's summer galactico madness. What happened in 2013?

It is hard to beat Shevchenko to Chelsea.
43million Euros, in 2006 money.
Played like crap.
Caused the team to lose young Mourinho.

Kaka to Madrid was basically paying 68mi in 2009 money for someone who was always injured.

lmao

>seething ABUs
>ManU relegated to the losers bracket (Europa league) again this year

Kek ManU is DONE

Shevchenko was underwhelming but he actually scored more goals that people remember. Everyone was just let down because they expected Ballon D'or Sheva.

Torres was a disaster.

>colombian press making shit up
Must be a horrible sensation that your best player ever is just a benchwarmer

Chelsea were going through without that goal. The game was over. That season belonged to Drogba, who somehow managed to win the CL through sheer will and desire.

>manchester
>sort of developed

??????

>veron to manure
>40mi in early 00s

>not even a player
>already sucking him
Your love for the marketing is real isnt it lad

S E E T H I N G

>9 league goals

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yeah but is heresy to say something like that about him here on 4chen, he blessed this place

P-p-ponga a Ja-ja-james maldito portugués

14 goals isn't THAT bad. The PL was decent back then.

4 league goals is horrible
scoring a bunch of goals against a bunch of factory workers in the cup doesn't make up for it

Mou-ball is an acquired patrician taste.

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a classic
pue hm pue hm puesquepuesquepuesquena hm

Sure. But he still got 14 goals in his first season. Torres got 12 across his first season and a half.

He'll flop and move back to Monaco in no time

Does he have a speech impediment?

Torres was disgraceful
that doesn't mean Sheva was "not that bad", he was terrible too, just slightly less than Torres

Ok I concede that he was a bit shit. I actually thought he'd scored more before I looked it up. Torres was a travesty though.

Monaco are too good for rejects these days.

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I hate seeing him let go, but fuck it, waddaya gonna do, he's just unfit for every system Zidane uses:

>4-5-1
too slow for the wings, too soft for the center, can only be used against weaker teams

>4-3-1-2
Isco is simply better at the 10 because of his dribbling skills

>4-4-2
finally, one formation that suits him, he could play behind the striker, but there are Tsuman and Algerzema, hence Zidane uses him on the wings here as well, just like in 4-5-1

Pigletto Pigcelotti unironically brought the best out of him when he played that excellent Isco-Kroos-Modrić-James midfield back in '14/15.

Hes a stutterer, but he improved a lot, when he came to Real Madrid was way worst than today.

How much are we going to spend on him?

Never seen him play desu but watching Isco v Atleti was nice, makes me wonder if we're getting the right one

absolutely this

t.Brazilian

Problem with James is he is not getting time play because of Isco, who is better than him, and Asensio is coming who looks really really good. But the colombian is a good player who could bring a very needed creativity to ManU.

mou wants chicharito, he's coming home la'

>Signing another winger/attacking mid
>Signing a World Cup meme player

Why?

Yeah, Shevchenko is possibly the worst transfer ever.

he's probably the least mourinho player ever. he'll end up at milan after a season

Not sure how Mou intends to use him at United. He's a classic no10 but that means Pogba playing in a midfield 2.

you're right he's coming home to LAFC to make a lot of money and do fan service for the Chicano masses

Mourinho's transfer record is very good.

isnt woodward in charge?

Pogba is yesterdays news. He can go back to Juventus.

>inb4 overpaid and underperforming
never change cucknited
Enjoy your assblasting on the 24th too

Hello where are the deluded United starting XIs

>105M for a player you let go for free
Maybe it's not worse than some of those but it's much more hilarious
Definitely one of the worst ever tho

nobody cares about pogba anymore

*blocks your path*

>going to a CL-less team
Why tho

i think chelseas about to do that with lukaku to a lesser extent

From bench to bench.

No. He loves spending money but he's still going after the players he's told to get by the managers.

>RCN

The same reason Pogba left an easy league title every year

what is that suppose to mean?

Who?

It's the name of an awful news network/channel

>serie a easier than eplel
>bayern or juve wouldnt win eplel by february

Bayern would dominate the EPL

Old-men Bayern would get Pulis'd in the premier league. Half the squad would be out injured all season.

>le eplel is tuffer than other leagues meemee

it's a glorified sunday league and the laughing stock of the football world senpai. Once you arrive in 21th century you'll value football intelligence over >le bald rugby player CM angrily running at you

You're missing his point. Serie A is easier for Juve than the epl is for any english club. Not necessarily because Serie A as a whole is weaker. You sign for Juve, you get a guaranteed league title medal, even if you don't play a single minute.

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In all seriousness, why is Mourinho's job not considered to be in danger after failing to make the top 4 with the highest-paid and most-expensive team in all of sports (except for the LA Dodgers in Major League Baseball)? That's an astonishing failure. With the money Man United have spent they should easily be on par with Real Madrid, Barcelona, Bayern, Juve....but they're in 6th place in the Premier League, 12 points behind Tottenham (a club with literally half their revenue), and I think most people would be betting on Tottenham to beat them this weekend.

Come on, Torres was fucking awful for Chelsea, scoring some Europa League goals and one CL goal when he was all alone with the keeper does not make up for that in the slightest.

>not veron to manure

Soccer fans quite literally have the lowest IQ on average. No surprise it does well in third-world countries. Don't try to apply logic to anything in this game.

James is a great player but he should go to a decent club like Chelsea not manure
he'll be the best player in England

Ham-ehs is trash. Literally only rated because of a lucky blooter in the World Cup.

>world class, ludicrously paid players continue to filter in and out of Man U
>they continually place out of the top 4

how the hell is this possible

And he hardly did shit since then.

I love how invisible he becomes against Argentina every time

Despite what Americans fear, buying the best players in the world isn't an instant road to victory

Are we all forgetting that James was the #1 midfielder in La Liga in his first season there? He clearly doesn't fit Zidane's system, but that doesn't make him a bad player. Just an overspecialized one. He would be terrific for a team that actually uses a #10.

but not even making the top 4 against shite competition

it's anti-good

>Meanwhile Mexican press still insist that Mourinho want's Chicharito back in the Manchester

Would be cool tho

top lel

explain the 20th century yankees

Side question.

Would Zlatan still get a medal if Man utd wins Europa?