What movie did you bring, user?
What movie did you bring, user?
Rocky III
>that one guy getting his dick so wet he's turning into pure fusion energy
Ted
Mean Girls, now suck my dick
Mandingo massacre 6, i think ull like it
Rocco's World: Feet Fetish
Master & Commander
Debbie Does Dallas
star wars trilogy
Director's cut version
Prolly something like 4 hours long that everybody is gonna hate, like
Kwaidan.
i didt bring anything
Now take off your shoes and socks and line them up
backdoor sluts 9
Womb and I wont try to hide my boner
Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls. Memes aside, this is actually a pretty good choice if you're watching movies with plebs
Dark Knight Rises
You'll love the kangaroo scene :)
Tell them all to leave except for the two guys and put on Brokeback Mountain ;^)
healthy kek
Patton
Valhalla Rising
Black ass fuckers starring Michelle Obama
TDKR
Inland Empire is a great film to watch with normie friends in a brightly lit room
>Hocus Pocus
That is one of those "every female enjoys this" movie, right?
>not the 4 hour European Cut
Out 1 noli me tangere
>user stop breathing on my feet it tickles!
honestly if I were ever in this situation I'd pick Clean, Shaven because I want to see the grotesque looks as they look down on their phones or away from the screen
I bingewatched through the first half hour of the movie and don't get the joke. Isn't this normie humor: the movie?
Pitch perfect
Doctor Zhivago, Brief Encounter, and The Bridge on the River Kwai!!
Das Boot miniseries.
Not a single one of them is good looking.
This is pure cheerleader effect, if you crop out each face individually you realize half of them are below average and the other half look like straight ayy lmaos.
im not even going to begin about their bodies.
Stranger Things :-D
What I was thinking.
The only classic tale you girls will ever need
Came here to post this
I will also be reciting the intro plane crash scene excessively loud without any regard for others and be silent throughout the rest of the film until a HOTHEAD is brought up.
Ma Mere
DESU I'd fuck the dude caught in the lens-flare before I'd fuck any of them. He's a solid 7 hunk of beefsteak.
Maybe also the one with glasses, I dunno.
You need shock therapy
A LEAN NIGHT!
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You need a fat dick rubbing against your prostate.
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>not fucking gray sweatpants front-and-center
A Dane Cook comedy special
I haven't forgotten you, /k/athloic. Stop dragging your shitty misspelled namefaggotry through here and go back to Sup Forums
Why? Nothing about her stands out. Glasses-girl at least appeals to a kink of mine.
Do women let you give them foot massages while watching a movie?
hottest are the three brunettes sitting closest to the camera
You are the reason Trump isn't going to win and we will be stuck with Shillary. Fucking faggot
Sure they do, if you're dating them. Even I know this
Either Killer Joe for reactions or For a Few Dollars More, guaranteed to put them to sleep but I can maybe get my nut off.
A short film about killing
Movies I have got my friends to watch, after which they said the movie was bad:
>Memento
>Spirited Away
>Drive
You're friends have good taste.
>I bingewatched through the first half hour of the movie
You what
fucking weeboo cuck
A.S.S: Anal Security Squad
I didn't like Drive because I'd already seen Taxi Driver. It's a troubled guy who drives and likes a girl. I just didn't care as much for stylized synthpop
Chopping Mall
Like it matters. You're all just going to talk and play with your phones the whole time anyways.
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Reminds me of high school.
>Everyone knows I'm into films and have a large movie collection
>Teacher asks me to bring a movie to class for a leisure day
>It was some blockbuster, maybe Iron Man, I don't remember.
>Get sick that day, can't go.
>The next day I find out the teacher anticipated something could go wrong and borrowed Haggis' Crash as an emergency movie.
>When I show up the next day and ask how things went, some guy I barely talked to walked up to me and said "You didn't show up, so the teacher showed us Crash. It's a movie about RACE."
>Said it rather pointedly and intensively.
>"It speaks about prejudice, and it really makes you think (meme magic transcends time)"
>Kept staring at me as if waiting for me to disagree with him or something.
>Get confused and just refer to my seat. Notice him staring at me in the cafeteria.
I still have questions. Best I could come up with is he was somehow calling me a pleb.
here's your (You)
Boy that was easy
I'm gonna git you sucka
you girls are gonna love this
>Why?
I LIEK HER
That part where he decapitates the Vietnamies mothers new born child and forces her to play fetch with a 1191 against her head.
Still get nightmares from that film.
Was this picture taken at NAU? I think I know one of the girls.
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Master and Commander
then laught at these stupid sluts not getting it after you and the other guy cry at it
Master and commander
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>I... uhhhh- I uhhh... I.... FEET!
>oh jeez! did I just say that out loud?
>excuse me... I need to, uhhh... feet
>oh jeez!
LoTR triology special editions and I'd lock the doors in iron chains and swallow the key
The End of Evagelion.
>movie
I ALREADY TOLD YOU I WAS BRINGING KINO YOU STUPID BITCHES
Tetsuo Iron Man
Moon
Probably some popular movie I don't actually like that much so I wouldn't get bothered by everyone talking and looking at their phones the entire time
>start movie
>before it even does one is on her phone
>it was to another girl who gets it
>who goes onto her phone
>the 5 other chicks see it's okay to be on their phones
>the 6 other girls see it's that kind of movie and hop on their phones
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Something we can all relate to.
SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD
Haha funny queer
I prefer Sling Blade to Forrest Gump.
pls no
Howling II
Me mum gave me Bambi she swaid it was one of hwe favorites
It's Halloween, so something harmless like Shaun of the Dead
BLACKED: The Movie.
Schindlers List, best dark comedy every made.
2001
Jokes aside, I really did that once. It was hilarious seeing everyone's reactions.
Me too user. Forrest Gump is overrated.
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>why's it beeping so much user?
Someone asked me that when I was watching it.
A Serbian film
They're going to walk out probably.