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Ruth Davidson for PM

done did a think

which one should i try first??

South Bristol

so when do they let corbyn into number 10

is this 'high art'

>making coffee made of milk that has turned
fuck it, yolo right aaaaamiiriiteeeee, lads?

miss drinking a nice cider

been nonstop pints since i got here

THIS
DOES
NOT
FUCKING
SLIP

reminder /brit/ is pro-assad

good lad

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asdfg
asdfg

The other yank ITT is a weeb moron. I can understand why the indigenous here characterize Yanks as lumbering fat beasts because it's probably true.

Leaving /brit/

dsfargeg

scarborough fair by wold top

*cucks you*

why do migrants have £8,600 and i don't
not okay

>tfw arrived at work before anyone else this morning and found a fiver on the ground in the car park

reminder that Prince Philip was pro-Hitler

look how well that turned out

parsley
sage
rosemary
and thyme

i am also pro assad
he is the rightful leader of the secular republic of Syria

chemical weapon bans would get obliterated in any major conflict anyway, and no country have any reason to respect them

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50 year old woman at work who has "always voted Labour" had no idea what a hung parliament is

Posted this image last weekend. Glad to see it has caught on

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they don't have it, they go into debt for it x

Lads why is losing 20 bucks on an investment feel 1000 times worse than losing 20 bucks on buying a lottery ticket

beer is shit

that was my fiver, can I have it back please?

Get her round my place I'll show her the meaning of hung

Why did she call the election to begin with? Conservatives had a majority but there still wasn't enough support for Brexit?

Would you drink this?

Pretty sure it's "Yukari" m8

it doesn't

Bit of a tippler before I'm knocked out on the ol Kopparberg

*takes a swig of beer*
*has a fat burp*

I'm a man's man. Don't like it? Don't care.

if a homeless man won the lottery he would buy an iphone and waste all the money on angry birds in app purchases

the ol 'za

>Kopparberg
Never tried it. Sweden should export it here
*inhales*
*sends it back with a tip*

>be american
>do a poo

on the fifth can of strongbow lads

Skyrim belongs to the Nords, not racist just dont like foreners simple as

Love Honningbrew mead

*sips wine*
*be's gay*

skidmarks again lads

having a bra' 'za

... bu- .. okay

I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU, ESPECIALLY YOU, PRANCING LIKE A TIT. YOU WANT WORKING ON, BOY!!

hate tea
love coffee

simple as

just finished those two bęęrš and now havein a sip of this

if you didn't ethnically cleanse the grey quarter in Windhelm you weren't playing it right

Congo actually created an entire city based on that

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazzaville

...

Jesus christ how does he not notice that

I love red wine and I'm also gay, starting to wonder if there's a correlation.

might buy skyrim on PS4
is it any good?

May calls early general election
>that Rorke feel
>Government elect la
>look at Theresa what heart
>we vote again! xD
Lead starts to go down
>was always going to be close la
>how many will be beat Labour by
>still going to have the largest majority since Maggie
Dementia tax u-turn
>were still top of the polls la
>being in opposition is easy
>the debates are a fortress Corbyn won't win there
Tories do shit in debates
>Lib Dems will do us a favour
Terrorists attack Manchester and London
>it's n-not May's fault, forget she was the home secretary for 6 years
>P-pakis, L-Labour will keep letting them in
>its still on if the polls stay good
YouGov poll shows there will be hung parliament
>b-but May said elections are easy
>w-wait for the exit poll la
Exit poll: Tories to lose their majority
>S-Scotland will do us a favour
>b-big Ruth with the 5am winner
>i-it's not over yet
Tories don't get enough Scottish seats
>b-biggest party was the aim
>w-we overachieved in 2015
>n-next election is the one
>coalition government is an amazing achievement

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position in the polls with a whole election campaign to go, if you had gone into Downing Street today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - George Osbourne

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Margaret Thatcher

Friendly reminder that Theresa May said "this does not slip" to her cabinet after calling the election in April when the Tories had a 20 point poll lead over Labour, before their majority literally slipped away, resulting in a home hung parliament.

Kensington's gone Labour lads

having a horrible coming to terms with reality

lmao is that a sten?


just how poor are these terror cells?

Proof that labour is officially the party of the bourgeoisie?

going to concave your stupid head in with a pickaxe

is there anything i can do to help? x

got this one on the go

my head is convex though

492

not a fucking single micromilimeter

cornetto

poo wank food it's a plan

@8
>I'm also gay
i was being facetious
now remove your pitiful self from my divine presence and do not besmirch my majesty again

north kensington is actually surprisingly poor

i think so, if you can overlook the dumb moments and the bugs, some of which are just funny

very flawed in some ways but still fun

made a big load of delicious chili
>the secret ingredient is chili

gonna freeze half of it for next weekend

it's not declared yet

enjoyed fallout 4 but worried the combat in skyrim will be too shite

thinking of turning myself gay as an experiment for a little bit

If your drink of choice is a fucking cider, you're either a woman or gay. Simple as.

read sartre

>20:12:05

>20:12:04

I'm so much better than you

I'm going to eviscerate the lardlet ITT because I am the apex Yank.

It's Friday evening, post bangers
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this choon here is a lovely one

*eats your cat*

Aldi's black label rip off is nicer than the real thing

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this man has clearly never been on the 'parbergs

love to apologise me

Thinking of purposefully becoming addicted to heroin and then quitting to prove how easy quitting is, and that addiction is just another way of saying "weak willed lazy cunt"

gonna make you cry like a letter to your cousin

...

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You haven't got a clue about pint politics stay in your lane you silly leaf

625

>he cant drink cider without feeling insecure

umm sweetie, i wonder who the real woman is xx

...

milking my nigger lads

t. katie hopkins

pear cider is good for chillaxing with a movie
apple cider is good for getting out of your mind shitfaced

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Ummm okay sweetie

bit gay

>go home for the weekend
>parents think I still like Fosters

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