One of these threads

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Sounds like a veritable cucktopia

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cucktopia indeed

I have never seen anone say this. Shit OC.

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Maoist rebel news?

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Lol

God damn it, I hate this one.

It's a song about a guy trying to get laid and a girl playing hard to get.

God damn it. Now I'm mad.

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>the serb with the accordion
top kek

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those are shit
i consider them a roundabout ID - if you post them you're underage

I don't get this one

one of the best ones i've seen in recent weeks.

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Dude, opposite genders having sex IS rape!

kek, this one is ridicously accurate.

WOKE YOURSELF.

t. tinfoil hat

In my experience, they don't believe they'll be in the upper echelons. They simply believe the upper echelons will magically follow through on that old commie chestnut of "owning the means of production".

So they think they'll join up in this millions strong revolution, establish an internationalist communist government, and then magically a system will spring into place where people who work in the factory are also somehow granted ownership of it and can do whatever the fuck they want, production quota's and other real life shit be damned.

Commies are dangerous idiots. The ideology needs to be outlawed, and commies need to be dealt with in some way. I'm 100% serious about this, after having been good friends with the head of the International Socialists in my city.

Verily, it quite compells one to ponder.

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Look how witty it is!… not.

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haha so stupid but funny and accurate

Funny but also hideously painful because it describes a huge proportion of people today haha.

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The best part is when leftists shill for "Kurdistan".

Which is it fucknuggets, ethnocentric societies are great, and multiculturalism is dangerous, or the opposite which you shill so fucking hard for?

And they can't defend it when you point it out cause you can say they think it won't work with Muslims/brown people and accuse them of being racist.

Love it when a leftist brings up Kurdistan, it's pretty much them leaving the goal unattended.

I like the typo one better

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Do me!

Someone do one of me. I'm a shitposting Australian and my dream in life is to be a shitposting Australian, and I want to live in a government that feeds me welfare (but doens't ban any communications) so I can be a complete leech and shitpost all day

I rarely agree with the Netherlands but, in this case, I agree with the Netherlands. Communism must be stopped and stamped out at all costs.

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You should probably do something productive in live such as getting children.

This one is my favorite.

Easily my favourite. After Paris and Brussels, stricter border patrol was debated a lot in the media here and the rest of Europe. Mentally ill leftists see no contradiction in saying that Muslims/migrants are peaceful, tolerant, intelligent people that might resort to terrorism if we marginalise or impose stricter laws on their movement. We'd be the cause of "breeding terrorism" because we disenfranchised them.

Yo if I really tried for it how many ppl do you think I could forcibly impregnate before the police caught me

See that argument all the time.

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I'm finding it tiresome to argue with them. No matter how much you insist on equal logic for all their points, they always come up with some mental gymnastics to cover why they apply anti-nationalist, racist logic to the West, and ethnocentric, conservative logic to the rest of the world.

I told one, literally, that what the Voortrekkers did wasn't black and white, and they actually made deals with the Zulu's for land to live on. Only to be fucked by one Zulu king, who slaughtered Voortrekkers who were under his protection.

And that fucking nigger shoots back with stating that the situation IS black and white because no matter what the deal, it's made from Western/white/European colonial superiority, and therefor inherently unfair, and blahblahblah. They were there first, the land is always theirs.

But when I ask him if this birthright approach applies to Europe? Noooooooo, of course not!

Leftists aren't governed by laws of logic. They are governed by laws of anti-Western behaviour. If it's bad for the West, they are in favour of it. Outside of the West, they are suddenly hypernationalist, religious conservative shills. Because those people are the enemies of the West, because we are -irony of ironies- so atheist and progressive.

In short, fuck them all. I'm done with lefties. I just want to use all the shitty laws they put in place, and use them against them. Ideologically, I'm in favour of a lot of the same things, really. Just not the destruction of the West and the white people who live in the West. And because of that, they are my enemies.

You wouldn't raise them. That's the entire point.

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It's an extrapolation of cognitive dissonance based on two conflicting views very popular amongst the same group of people
If you've never heard anyone say
A) that the world is going to become one race through mycegenation
B) the world becoming only white would be evil and bad

Then you need to lurk more

I'm not even a regular here and if I listed all my political beliefs I'd probably get called a cuck.

Having said that I remember distinctly growing up in primary school getting taught about racism, the teacher very happily announced towards the end that "scientists believe we'll all be mixed race by 2060 (or something) and that racism will end then".

Another time I distinctly remember some other woman asked how many races their were. Loads of kids gave reasonable numerical guesses, but at the very end she sternly announced with a hint of "know it all" anger that there was in fact one race; the human race.

Looking back on so much of my education I realise how much of it was subjected to a liberal bias. Its pretty worrying considering its getting worse and worse. These are people who are some day going to be adults making decisions that affect other people, maybe you even.

I have. I've even seen it printed in a comic book intended to teach children about history.

It's a fairly outdated ideal, for two reasons. Now they've actually been in contact with the shitskins they imported to make this happen, they realize these people are insanely prideful about their racial identity. And secondly, with all the problems they bring, it's obvious that sci-fi idealism like this will be laughed out of the room by anyone who wants to discuss serious issues instead of wishful thinking.

In short, leftist idealism once again turns out to be borderline racist and completely impossible.

I think this one is my favorite having known cops

Ya, I know that, that's why you have to take a page out of their book and tell them they think brown people are inferior violent thugs who can't handle it and only white people are good enough to manage a multicultural society.

They run on emotion, not logic, if you can make a point that they think brown people are inferior they might get triggered.

>Americans that think the moon landing was a conspiracy

should be grounds for treason desu

>Looking back on so much of my education I realise how much of it was subjected to a liberal bias.

Same here. I think about it every time some leftist shits their pants in fear of right wing parties being elected, or having any sort of influence. These bitches got their grubby, little fingers all over public education, and they have the gall to cry about fucking democracy?

And they wonder why I hate them...

>tfw American College leftists don't even know what a kurd is

This actually makes it harder to debate them, they are impervious to facts because they refuse to believe anything they didn't already know about before they started talking to you

10/10

Oh, I tell leftists they're racists all the time.

Because they are. They treat non-white races (I mean, according to old racial theory, Arabs are white, but they treat them as non-white, so there you go) as fashion items, and "helping" them as a means of gathering social status.

But I'd bet my left nut that the vast majority of these cunts has never been on holiday in Africa. And I'm not counting those "help the local yokels" working vacations where educated white people pay money to some sharky organisation to go to countries with insane education and employment problems in order to provide unskilled labour for free. Those provide negative worth to the local economy, and are modern pilgrimages for socialists.

At least they're not lying when they say they don't think Mexicans or other immigrants are stealing jobs by undercutting, because they do the same damn thing to Africans in Africa.

They treat non-whites with the same condescending attitude that The White Man's Burden was built on. Not entirely unjustly, in some cases, because have you seen Africa? But take this recent news in Germany where the Lügenpresse spun an article about a criminal being apprehended into thugs violently beating a mentally disables individual. According to lefties, dark-skinned people can do no wrong even while trying to rob a fucking store. They're never the master of their own actions. And that's EXACTLY the White Man's Burden in attitude. The left robs agency from non-whites, by constantly insisting they're the victims of white people's actions.

It's literally dehumanizing, exactly as the term is intended. It's honestly enough to piss me off, especially with the stunning hypocrisy on display.

It's even worse when you see minorities fleefully accepting their dehumanized roles as good leftist houseniggers. Earlier today I saw one decree a charicature of a black woman, because she was drawn with fat lips. Like the person has in real life, but exagerated in art.

OC coming through

lol i know a kid who looks just like this, no joke.

I was 23 when I went to university and homeschooled as a child, so even though I'd been Sup Forums-tier since my mid-teens it was still pretty horrific, and getting steadily worse before I left.

Highlight reel:
>teacher and myself only people in 100+ auditorium for political science class who were concerned about government spying (this was before Snowden)
>biology teacher runs propaganda film about over population, upon conclusion blonde sorority girl behind me says "I'm never having kids!!"
>African American poetry teacher spends one entire class session trying to prove that everyone who opposes obamacare is racist, and only opposes it to "break the first black president"
>18th century lit professor starts trying to connect racism in our source material to Ferguson
>student instructor teaching freshman English 101 class reveals that the two fields which most interest him are Marxism and "queer theory" (6 years later I still don't know what that is)
>guy on my rugby team who is proto-sjw says he genuinely believes 1/3rd of the US population is gay, also proposes integrating female players into our team (is unanimously shot down)
>get an email from the student organization office in my final year about a "social justice workshop" camping trip organized by some student org

Yeah I use the phrase, "if you don't hold somebody to the same standard, you don't consider them equal" a fair amount.

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And then out rolls another justification of why inequality is great and justified, as long as it's white people getting the shit end of the stick.

Like I said, I just want to do away with leftists. I'm beginning to fear we just can't have a normal society with their ideology still kicking. They seem to engage in this "permanent revolution" type of deal where the ideology must be consulted in every tiny decision they, or someone else, take. It's a lot like islam, in that regard. It's also this over-arching, omnipresent guidebook to life, where a mullah tells you how to wipe your ass, and with which hand.

>"social justice workshop" camping trip

Topkek, am I reading this right? SJWs going camping? Libcucks can't into nature.

I've always been wary of liberals. the way they talk is so demeaning, they're even more racist than the"racists" they criticize. this is why i don't talk with americans that much.

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ive heard people say this before

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>African American poetry teacher spends one entire class session trying to prove that everyone who opposes obamacare is racist, and only opposes it to "break the first black president"

All of my rage. It's as if Obama is a child or pet who could get away with anything. Talk about dehumanizing.

>Awh but he didn't mean to implode the healthcare system; he was trying to do the right thing. He a good boy.

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You're pretty good, Rutte.

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In other words lefties don't treat People of colour as normal humans, more like retards that can't cooperate in society without a help of white man.

this is not exactly one of those, but I made it and I want to share it.

Fuckin kek

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True, Islam literally tells you on which side you have to sleep.

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favourite

every fucking time. they just close their ears and keep repeating "but my neighbor! REEEEE"

perfect

Lmao. Saved.

trying way too hard. lampooning the Sup Forums crowd can be done, and we'll even agree if it's witty and succinct (and accurate), but this is none of those things.

>this guy only does business with the people he wants

I believe that's called discrimination. If not, I suppose you condone an SJW charging a white male extra for purchasing their services, or denying them service altogether.

It is their property after all.

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