Explain to me why this doesn't look like the GOAT pizza

Explain to me why this doesn't look like the GOAT pizza

TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL!

pls no blackjew

its too big for him

Soggy

Too greasy

Looks good in that image but if you watch the episode the close ups of it when cut into looks disgusting

Thats a "thin crust"

The dough is raw in the middle

Libcuck Europoors don't understand this

its not cheese pizza

Just makes you want to hurl

looks pretty disgusting desu desu

TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL

>crust is too thick
>cheap cheese
>unevenly topped with cheese
And if I remember the episode correctly, the crust on the edge was raw on the inside.

Americans can't make pizza, fact.

Dough looks terrible. Miserable crust to toppings ratio.

Its perfect for americans. If you have taste, its a huge mess

It looks like shit he's right

TIME

>Explain to me why this doesn't look like the GOAT pizza

I bet that's not real goat meat or goat cheese at all.

thats a big pizza

No horns

wasn't the crust/dough raw in places?

Grease is pooling all over it, the cheese is so thick and the crust so limp it falls apart. The crust is also raw in places and it's giant even for a pan crust, although allegedly it is the thin.

>FLAT BREAD
Dear god.

This is a real pizza.

OP pizza is a mess. I wouldn't expect that from the worst turkish takeaway at 4am here in the UK.