Cubs vs tards

vs. Cubs - Eddie Butler (R)
1. Dexter Fowler (S) CF
2. Tommy Pham (R) LF
3. Matt Carpenter (L) 1B
4. Jedd Gyorko (R) 3B
5. Yadier Molina (R) C
6. Aledmys Diaz (R) SS
7. Randal Grichuk (R) RF
8. Kolten Wong (L) 2B
9. Mike Leake (R) P

1. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
2. Jon Jay (L) RF
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B
5. Jeimer Candelario (S) 3B
6. Willson Contreras (R) C
7. Javier Baez (R) SS
8. Eddie Butler (R) P
9. Albert Almora Jr. (R) CF

Your daily reminder the St. Louis Cardinals have more rings than 27 other teams.

if nothing else buler doesnt waste anytime between pitches. I like that

>cusb players dropping like flies

They're all getting sick because methlouis is literally a shithole

looks like the gang took the phrase let's get some runs too literally

WILSOOOOOOOOOON

based willy

This will all end in tears I just know it.

Go Cusb

>digne les bains in the captcha

counting on eddie butler isnt a sound strategy to begin with. lucky to be in this postilion

this may be the greatest start Butler will ever have

savor the moment

Id prefer to think the cubs turned him into arrieta 2.0 and this is just the beginning

that would be incredible, cause he's been downright awful at the major league level thus far

also why did we trade Caesar for a minor league pitcher who can barely cut it in AA?
I know we need arms but I feel like we could get somebody better (or at least more proven) for a solid bench guy/platoon OF

Comeback Cards, remember the Marlins

szcsur*

but yeah, he got traded because he got put on waivers and after ten days any team could have got him for free. So the cubs took anything they could get

*Szczur (but I like saying Caesar)

shame, guess it was a necessity

We like to fuck people from behind in STL.

Fuck off Cecil.

God. Stop running this bum out there.

gj tommy

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA STELLA

as someone overexposed to the Jays by Canadian sports media, you don't know how happy I was to see Cecil go to St. Louis
dude is a HACK

Nothing you can do about 3 solo homeruns, not a base-hit heavy game

I hate this fucking guy so much.

Didn't they put him in in game 2 against Miami and immediately take him out

if strop enters this game ill shit myself

It's just not how much he sucks, but how much STL is paying him to suck.

Put OH in

And Matheny is a god damn retard who will keep running him back out there every day.

Lefties are hitting .461 against him for fucks sake.

On the board

Come on pham

>Methinals

Rossesque

D'oh!

Chicago's more classy stuff like crack, huh?

>people still get picked off by Cubs catchers
>Fowler used to play for the Cubs

when will they learn

I think you mean heroin

why did boston let uehara just walk

Theo told them to ;^]

maybe they thought he was too old?

hope davis didn't get the shits as well

Do you think local resturaunts poison the food of visiting teams so they shit their brains out game day

>implying all the food in methlouis isn't technically classified as poison to begin with

depending on the owner/staff and the opposing team, this is very possible

I know a guy who served in Afghanistan and they weren't allowed to eat food off-base. Basically the same thing.

I mean we just pull it straight out of the river give it a good shitshine and you're good to go chi-baby

I had the stomach virus on Tuesday, it only lasted a day. Still, I wouldn't put anything past the shitbirds in STL. t. Illinois resident

Rizzo is mad he looks so sad

28 faggot

>the meth ridden shit hole of st. louis

wade davis is significantly better than le throw fast man

is this divine retribution for Contreras having an otherwise fantastic game?

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OH MY FUCKING GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WEW HOLY FUCK NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE

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Fuck me goddamn it

THE BUTLER DONE DID IT

as demonstrated right there

[W]

gg tards see you tomorrow

[ W ]

fuckin Slimcity swinging at trash. This was a shitty game all the way around.

uhhh?

Really activates your almonds

Cousin Eddie FTW.

But in all seriousness it's probably because dude reached first on a strike out. Their system must have counted it as an ((((out)))) accidentally.

Wong struck out swinging, but since the pitch was in the dirt, the ball is actually in play and you have to throw/tag the batter out to actually get the out

however, Contreras overthrew 1st and Wong got on

idk why it counts as an out in the box score when the inning goes on without an out really being coutned...one of those absurd baseball things