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tfw unironically the only good poster in /cum/ edition

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No canadian peak pic plz

Flipped any bricks today /cum/?

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not sure why you would make a thread about me but alri

french poster pls respond

ITT: cute girls born in france

Honestly I think north americans are just boring people in general. It's why /cum/ sucks.

je souhaite que j'étais français parfois

i gave calgary the shitposting bug

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t. /brit/ slut

iiiim goint to try sleep

My girlfriend is Aboriginal (Paiwan)

The only good poster reporting in.

Thinking about anonymity and alcohol again.

Kiss my ass spies. You reveal something.

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this post speaks volumes about footkraut. abos are the niggers of taiwan and she's probably only dating him to in the hopes of becoming a first world citizen and escaping taiwan

>he STILL hasnt filtered the german flag

Tell me about Denmark, I'm planning a trip, that is one destination.

My big brother was fighting in Mali this winter
ameriga lend us a hand pls

I actually checked on wikipedia
but by her face that's pretty obvious, she got a big squared face
common trait on breton people

Et moi j'aimerais être un ricain mais bon, on ne peut pas tout avoir dans la vie

Indos are the Niggers of Taiwan.

I only date _REAL_ Taiwanese.

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>only good poster
>doesn't even use extra flags
You are nothing.

i mean i'm a tourist and foreigner myself but walking around any train station in a major taiwanese city and seeing the area full of stinking disgusting indonesians and flips, makes you want to vomit tbph
they stick out like a sore thumb

anime

french women are beautiful. you should feel blezzed

Lads were you aware of the Muslim chap driving the truck of peace into policemen in Washington DC last night? It was all over Sup Forums and Twitter, but seen nothing in the news about it.

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Why is he in Mali

NO YOU STUPID FUCK IF YOU ARE VOMITING BLACK BILE REPEATEDLY YOU NEED TO GET YOUR ASS TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM DON'T BE A BIG BAKA

to "fight terrorists"

>uses twinks to model normal men's clothes
>uses chads to model underwear
And women think they're the ones with unrealistic standards. Just shows how dumb they are

albetakun is going to die of alcoholism no matter what we do

that's not how free healthcare works
needs to wait for an appointment first

It's too early to determine the motives behind Muhammad Abu-Bakr al-Americani.

not so fast

true

I'm so jealous of you
say hi to god for me

>japanese perception of what US cities are like
youtube.com/watch?v=c-q38yXqxEM
doesn't mean he has to die today
*get on my red spandex*
*enter the speed force*

not an emergency room la
if you get hit by a car you don't make an appointment with them

>if you get hit by a car you don't make an appointment with them
ummm you don't know what you're talking about sorry

what the shit don't actually tell me in a free healthcare system you have to make an appointment for the ER. Here in America even homeless people can be treated in the ER as per federal law, no appointment needed.

>there are people who by tablets for their photograph and recording capabilities

don't reply to the german

>their are people who can't fucking spell

this is really good, tbqh

juzz fuckin whichu bud haha have one on me


that being said, wait times in the ER here can be crazy long

thinking of taking some more scuba lessons this summer

I have incredible capabilities of denial.
I can decide that something is not true and it becomes so.

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burned out on RS3 again

>german got the get
what is it even anymore


yeah, wait times can get pretty awful here too. when americans cannot afford to or make time for regular checkups or doctor visits, they wait until diseases get unbearable, then rush to the ER. I've had to deal with lines going out the door once and people being morons and making threats and making shit up about their conditions to get admitted, as if the dozens of other people in line weren't also super pissed off

threw up more black bile

to fight Boko Haram (ISIS) in Operation Barkhane
He's back home since a while but now he's going to be a vigil for Vigipirate in some big city again

was tying the noose and mum walked in
#awkward

Hey what'd your junk feel/look like when you went to the hospital? My right ball feels a bit weird

foreskin reconstruction?

pourquoi tu veux être un ricain?

>mum

FOB

go
back
to
the
hospital
your
digestive
tract
may
be
bleeding

was swollen and painful

Delete my twitter account and any semblance of human socializing, or keep falling behind in my classes?

Like a real sharp pain?

Can I have some

>twitter

yo what the fuck is wrong with you

keep falling behind

sent a girl a pic of my armpit

dude fuck girls love that shit even if they won't admit it

>french women are beautiful.
this is a stereotype though

je veux avoir des flingues et vivre dans le pays le plus puissant et influent du monde

Friendly reminder that it's 10:19 in Germany and the Footkraut should be at work.

yeah i could hardly walk

no

It's 4:20 east coast lmao

do you like when girls make finger hearts?

>10:20 PM
>work
eh??

p-pass the blunt bro

Oh ok

Nothing like that for me thanks

More French posters in /cum/
I like the French

I was going to correct you but then I remembered that you don't count the hours like us
that's a stupid way to count the hours by the way

/fr/ hates us

Any groups you've come to dislike that you didn't before browsing Sup Forums?
UK posters and German posters for me

mmhh what's a finger heart

wtf! french women don't look like this????
I tried switching my watch to military time for a few months, but I quickly changed back. It just makes more sense to me

what really? why tho?
never been on /fr/ before so I have no idea

has to be the infernal limey

Really like capitalism buds

southerners
west coasters
the finnish
germans
french
canadians
brits
belgians

It's autism

French people who spend time around americans and know more about you tend to not like you. I can explain but i'm lazy

How likely is it for Mr Trump (POTUS) to get impeached?

>west coasters? Not a fan

merci

>the finnish
you surely mean 'finns'?

There was more likelihood of that happening before Comey testified. Now? Not gonna happen.

One time a French guy came up to the register where I used to work
He didn't speak any English at all. I kinda picked up that he wanted 4 kids meals.
He comes back to the register angry as hell that his kids meals came with fries.
Like dude

kinda surprised oitnb managed to get even worse than last season in the first 10 minutes

this is what I'm talking about
the unprovoked bullying
@75870674
don't reply to me

>southerners
>west coasters
as if you can tell

shall be making myslf vomit again

On one hand the republicans control house and senate, so they can block it (I think? I don't know impeachment too well).

They could carry it out and get Pence in power, and that will have the benefit of Pence being rational, knowledgable, and less controversial, although doing so would make some trump supporters feel betrayed

>be conneticut
>be unable to handle banter

>he can't tell
keep lurking

Vomit all over your computer and keyboard. better yet vomit inside your computer.
do it do it DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

You can. People who use lots of filler words in general tend to be west coasters.

please do explain, I dislike being disliked, especially by people I like

>be californian
>be the user of filler words