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fucking STATE of r9k edition

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tory austerity

One SNP member lost their seat by 2 votes

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stop talking about sex it's making me feel bad

Labour might not have got enough seats but they still won.

going insane from virginity

I am NOT A FUCKING VIRGIN!!

anime

fucking STATE of america

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Magnificent

My life feels like falling down a black hole that never stops

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mine too
let's 'cide

haha

*belittles the virgins*

is this a slag or a slab?

Hello

Did you know Kansas city isn't in Kansas?

Alri lids x

never used to care about scotland but i've started looking into it and i think it looks proper nice

not talking about the shite druggies parts obvs, but the forests and mountains and what not

problem la?

mad that there are so many attractive women and i'll never touch one
wonder what the watershed moment for my utter runt life was

/brit/ is a failed normie general

would cut a knacker off just to be in the same room as her

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yes they won

they completely fucking destroyed the country

I bet 10k€ on Conservatives having the most seats with 1/14 odds. Honestly worst bet I've ever made even if it went ok this time. Should have bet on a coalition of chaos.

Good question. And all the store and restaurant fronts with their plain text signs feel like straight out of a developing country.

>ameridumbs

we have the best city and the best wilderness on the whole fucking island

why is portugal so poor?

>Brazil isn't whi-

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Looks like a slag. I'd bash her piano keys in.

when did you find Sup Forums?

/brit/ is a hung parliament general

>10k€
FOB

Religion Of Peace

>I bet 10k€ on Conservatives having the most seats with 1/14 odds
Genuine fucking retard. I'm laughing at your right now.

>best city
didn't know york was in scotland
>best wilderness
aye can't argue with that

got a willy between my legs

HATE wearing long sleeves

Cannot fathom that sex is a regular part of most people's lives. Literally every couple you know does it multiple times per week. I don't even shower that often.

Fife? No, the SNP won it by two seats.

pics

need this tiger tank to take a shot at my tender plums

why? he just won a shitload of money

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spacker

nowt wrong with a bit of the ol' 'ginity lad

omg racist bigot, muslims are the real victims
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edinburugh I really like and it's pretty cheap, and getting decent jobs in the creative side is pretty easy.

surprised not more londoners are moving there, but it's for the better I think

11 weeks no porn lads. Feels good

I've honestly had enough of the faggot yank who's an unironic leftist as well.

Post slegs

>Cannot fathom that sex is a regular part of most people's lives.
Same, the idea of having sex is like some silly fantasy to me. Like going to the moon or becoming a billionaire.

Jehovas witnesses are at it again I see.

You'll want Perthshire, mate.

could pass for french with slightly less fake blonds and a

what was your favourite before you quit?

this lad gets it

Fucking Buddhists

i'm cold

t. NEET autismoyank

almost 2 years no porn
have unlocked the ability to float off the ground

>Edinburgh
>pretty cheap

hello, cold

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hi

Edinburgh objectively has the best quality of life of any city in the UK.

Same tbph, I can't talk to a girl about the doopin weather without getting all nervous and weird, how on earth would I get from that point to her begging me to slip my erect penis into her moist fanny? The normie world is utterly alien to me.

Off to Iwo Jima to batter some japs

need a willy between my legs

bloody hell, quick image search tells me that's a lovely place to live

Would be mean on my family i guess

bit gay

Just rape innit

I march away to the firing line and kill that Yankee soldier

and a what?

This Edinburgh is lovely. Did meet a lad with the thickest Scottish accent on the street talking to us about how he loved ira. Hadn't a clue what exactly he was on about though

you people disgust me

>Tory MP who wrote book on how to win a marginal seat loses his marginal seat

I can handle normal conversation, but as soon as anything becomes sexual or flirty I just freeze up like retard and don't say anything.

comparative to most cities with a diverse and decent amount of things to do, it's pretty good mate
london is an absolute meatgrinder

imagine if there was a toilet for every gender

slightly older population

I'm glad we fought again' her, I only wish we'd won
I ain't asked any pardon for anything I done

Well I'll bet there's rich folks eatin' in some fancy dining car
Probably drinkin' coffee and smokin' big cigars
Well I know I had it comin' I know I can't be free
But those people keep a movin' that's what tortures me

but the conservatives won the most seats you fucking spacker

>when scots pretend they love the ira
don't get it desu

whole point of ira is to kill scots

whos the russian proxy then

all me

there are only 2 genders

Playing Sniper Elite V2 on playstation now, really enjoying it. Very impressive with playstation now too but I don't know how to search for games have to go through loads of columns.

comes a point where the time spent in blissful drunkeness justs gets shorter and shorter and the time spent crippled by anxiety just becomes longer and longer and ever more strong and imposing

its me

watching that 2010 robin hood. probably shite

what are some good films about middle east politics/conflict?

>tfw you're a covert narcissist

Yes I said it was the worst bet I ever made. I won't do it again. Most seats, not majority. Majority had 1/5 odds. Means I won but it was too close to my tastes.
>700€
>"shitload of money"
Maybe 700€ is something like 5000 quids by now.

Sub-genders mate

>Losing 3 (three) elections in a row