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Trying to figure out Tory electoral strategy edition

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Any cute brit boys about tonight? x

Brexit is a flat circle.

>Tory electoral strategy
The most optimal way to make yourselves look completely incompetent

>Past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing.
What age is this?

Fox hunting where the foxes hunt the elderly?

just got called a shook yout in the endz

finally being what I was meant to be x

DUP manifesto: if we get in, we WILL change Ireland's name to "Western United Kingdom"

Real new:

hate old people
hate homogeneity

simple as

Ulster will rule the world

ah yes the infamous canadian humour I've heard so much about

cut and cover construction

why does Sup Forums believe trump over comey?

genuinely wondering, as an impartial observer it seems the evidence is very clearly pointing towards trump trying to fuck up the investigation

>without a gf: 18
>without a long term gf: 19
>without a wife: 20
>without a child: 21
>without a family: 22

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THERESA THINKING

>Rochdale Labour retain


literally what the fuck is wrong with people

did anyone save that picture of the spoilt ballot with 'love pints' in the ukip box

just remembered it and had a giggle

'alfcaste

Richard Osman looks weird.

because Sup Forums is a runt hive

LOL

touch are kids, not are bennies

Should've been a soldier lads

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Actually he's right. Impeached doesn't mean thrown out of office, it means brought up on charges. Nixon was impeached but resigned before he was removed from office. Clinton was also impeached.

you wouldn't last a week in detroit limey boi

Why do northern Irish want to be british so much? As far as I can tell they're still hated for being Irish so why are they such cucks?

you're asking why Sup Forums blindly sides with so-called "President" Blonald Grumpf, a man they termed the god emperor who can do no wrong?

Underrated KISS masterpiece here

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AND Rotherham


sometimes i wonder...

>In December, the DUP's Trevor Clarke was criticised by Sir Elton John after the politician admitted he did not know heterosexual people could contract HIV until a charity explained the facts to him.

dear fucking lord

#
he was impeached he just wasn't removed from office you fucking retard. look up what "impeached" means and "list of impeached presidents"

white people are suicidal

cuck. day of the rope when?

>KISS masterpiece

May's fucked.

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ah yes... canada

Trump can say he'll ban anime, kill all virgins and shut down Sup Forums and they will still support him.

Imagine being a Canadian roleplaying as an Irishman roleplaying as British

thin lizzy rip off this one

underrated kys masterpiece here
*holds up mirror*

>le good friday agreement
need them to fuck off

yeah i saved it

Want her to cut my bollocks off

Because of their heritage, it's the reason why they are there in the first place

English and Scottish people were planted in the Irish county of Ulster way back when - foru centuries later, Northern Ireland is born. They don't like Catholics and the Republic of Ireland so they are very defensive and on-guard about remaining in the UK. Therefore they ardently strive to stay British

>Seinn Fein says...

Ha ha stopped reading there.

IRA's back in business boys!

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Lads

great, cheers for letting me know

>breaking the good friday agreement
could blair's legacy be any worse right now

constructive post, your intelligent and nuanced views are appreciated

not a good friday for may, is it? *wink*

>tfw the IRA gets seats in Britain
when will isis get theirs

just ate a thick and creamy yoghurt

up the ra

Wrong

If they were there for that long than aren't they probably mostly mixed?

she's really pretty.

>muh irrelevent agreement that doesn't have to be followed by law
literally who cares

you could even say it's a bad friday, quite the opposite! a bad friMAY, even!

good post

no worries

republic wants open borders immigration and very left wing. they're the nutters.

good sort though like

>irrelevant agreement
mate i'm from northern ireland
i think i know a bit more about this than you

No comparison

UP THE RA Tiocfaidh ár lá

>Kicks a football right at the back of the net

Get innnnnn

>be in hs
>have intense crush on a girl with a huge scar on her face
>watched her get called names for 2 years by a group of evil Stacie's
>decide enough is enough
>stalk evil Stacie's for a few days waiting for them to bully my crush so I can butt in and tell them to fuck off
>finally happens at lunch
>stand up and yell insults at evil girls and tell them to leave her alone if they know what's good for them
>Stacie's back off and talk amongst themselves and give me occasional glares
>look at my crush and she's beet red looking down
>make eye contact once and smile at her
>pussy out from talking to her tho
>later that day I get called to the office
>Stacie's accused me of threatening them with violence and get i suspended
>I come back a week later and find out my crush got a bf while I was suspended
>devastated
>come to find out a month later from a mutual friend her boyfriend wasnt really her boyfriend
>she set up a fake bf just so I wouldn't ask her out

And thats why I hate females

irish are importing massive amounts of nigerians.

ah yes another young girl with daddy issues espousing retarded leftist views, what else is new?

>rorkes complaining that qt, well spoken Indian women are being imported

is rorkeism a sublimation of homosexuality

who's richer and more successful?

not a single pixel shall forepass my optical nerve

uhhh lads

>republic wants open borders immigration and very left wing. they're the nutters.
How can they be nationalists and want open borders immigration?

shes bangin

No surrender the Pope's a bender WATP GSTQ

*shouts*
Back o' the net!

Oh shit here we go, here we have the Irishman who says "wrong" about something related to Ireland. Go on then, share with us your island's tale of woe

They stuck together and stayed Protestant against the Catholic majority of Ireland. Again I must reiterate that the Northern Irish people are 'defending' consistently - that is their narrative. They are always defending their stronghold against the Catholic Irish and have been since the Plantations of Ulster took place

ask the SNP

maybe you should've just been nice to her rather than being incredibly autistic and likely making her social situation even worse

Sounds like a good set of reasons as to why you should hate yourself, lad.

whats a good disturbing subreddit lads

tried r/creepy but it's all shitty artist renditions

That "Ten in 2010" song is pretty good.

>irrelevant
doubt a yank would know the full extent of northern Ireland but the good Friday agreement cannot be violated and peace MUST be maintained

Oi! you were in offside mate!

>absolute slugs like Rosy and Aisha get spammed but this stunner only recently appears

Post more of her

DUP JOIN COALITION
SINN FEIN REMILITARISE
IRISH CIVIL WAR
IRELAND REUNITED
TORIES LOSE DUP SEATS
CORBZ BECOMES PM FOR LIFE
LEFT WING DEATH SQUADS KILL OFF ROYAL SUCCESSION HEIRS UNTIL CORBZ IS THE LEGIT KING
MARRIES GAY PAKI IN IRELAND
CORBZ REUNITED ALL OF IRELAND WITH THE UK

TORIES BTFO FOREVER

screenshot this now!

Nixon was impeached, Clinton was impeached, Andrew Johnson was impeached but Trump won't be impeached. It's delusional to believe otherwise.

Your thoughts on Tim Farron, lads.

feel a bit pervy lads

last few saturday nights i've driven into town, parked up and watched all the joocy slags walking to the clubs

Ah yes, British politics
*yawns loudly*

>offside in five a side

FOY

I was born in East London, a true Cockney and proud to be. I am prouder more that I have Irish blood running through my veins. Ireland belongs to the Irish. The Prods in the 6 county's claim to be English, but they are in fact Scottish decent. If they love England that much, they should fuck off to England. Now England is being invaded by Muslims and other Foreigners, now you know how it feels to be invaded. Erin Go Bragh.

hearts in the right place but not charismatic enough

biggest cuck in politics bar Jones