This is your brain on drugs

>This is your brain on drugs
Did they accidentally switch the video footage? That's clearly a fucking egg.

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way too much grease in the pan

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I have been using weed and acid for 15 years my brain never resembled anything close to that.

>drugs are bad

except for the big pharma drugs your loving doctor provides you! those are a-okay. trust your doctor. its not like he's paid by pharmaceutical companies by the volume in which he prescribes certain drugs, that's silly. marijuana, now THAT'S dangerous! haha

*tips fedora*

Reddit/10

anti-vaxxer-flat-earther detected.

who the hell cooks fried egg with oil

ASS TO ASS

someone who ran out of butter
someone who wants to cook a fried egg in oil

>i'm posting on the internet so i have to be asshurt and elitist about every trivial thing in the world!

fat boy

no bully

>le epic Freddy's Dead reference

no matter how fun weed may be, inhaling smoke is always bad for your health

it's a good thing that vaporizers and edibles exists then

sure, that's why there's edibles and vaporizors

>le everything outside of a mainstream explanation should be lumped with flat earthers and mandela universe-ers
shouldn't you be shilling in /x/?

DUDEmind

I do every morning

You eat eggs every morning?

>Any questions?

But the painkillers doctors prescribe like candy are great for you and not addictive at all.

I complained about chest pain and was given a bottle with 30 7.5-500 Vicodin and 2 refills. I went to a dentist and he said I should get my wisdom teeth out (later it turned out I didn't) and he gave me 25 5-500 Vicodin in anticipation of the surgery I didn't even schedule.

>doing drugs

Edgy

Vape off

I'm so high! BRING ME MY GUN!

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>partnership for a drug-free america

What a crock of shit. This country makes an absolute ASSLOAD of money off of throwing addicts behind bars.
If america was truly drug free, the economy would tank.

this is a country that had an ad that was supposed to be about using condoms so you don't catch HIV -- but they showed a guy putting on his fucking socks, instead and just confused everyone.

y-yes

toast
1 or 2 slices of ham
fried egg
ketchup
parmesan cheese
pop the yolk, mix it up
toast on top

breakfastkino

man dude... you know thats like fucking with rubber on..man.. you don't even get the fulfilling smokey lungs feel you get when you just suck on that joint and let the tasty tropical white smoke fill your body

Thanks for the (You) my man.

They're saying your brain is a fried egg

DUDE WEED LMAO

Sounds pretty tasty man, minus the ketchup

smug face at the end ruins it

thanks Dreamworks

nah amerifats are just obsessed with food and can't go two minutes without thinking about it
fucking fat asses

You're going to die young.

>This country makes an absolute ASSLOAD of money off of throwing addicts behind bars

Actually for-profit prisons just recently got outlawed. gg

it's Hunts' ketchup i.e. the GOAT

>I don't know how economies work

Typical liberal

As much as I absolutely despise weed culture that one girl who was being treated with cannabis oil for epileptic fits and then being forced off the regimen because it wasn't a pharmaceutical really grinds my gears.

>source: my ass
QQ

It's not really smug. It's flirty.

the reddit/fedora tipping is expected, but wow

>Imprisoning people for bullshit reasons is a good thing
typical republicuck

>ketchup
Nigga why

nah, I don't drive, rarely drink alcohol, don't smoke, don't dudeweed, I eat all the junk food I want and I stay skelly mode

I'm good

Not enough grease in the pan.

I love it when sheltered suburban white kids who've never even set foot in a jail try to pretend like they know what they're talking about.
And being bailed out of the drunk tank by daddy's money doesn't count.

>I eat all the junk food I want and I stay skelly mode
There we go, your nutrition is terrible. If you ate well and did everything else you'd live longer

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>American Ball wearing sunglasses
I never understood this. Amerifats are notoriously unfashionable.

Maybe if they looked like these

shut up, mom

>Imprisoning people for breaking the law
huh
really made me think

As a doctor, this is false.

Better watch yourself, you fucking faggot.

yeah go smoke meth and fuck that whore hard and cum in her don't you worry about aids or crabs or what have you

remember in 2016 YOLO rules

Well I'll be sure to remind you of this when they throw your ass in prison for owning guns you diabetic freak.

>wanting to live longer

>as a cashier at walmart, I understand how the corporation operates

This is how fucking dumb you sound.

Would you have preferred him putting a human brain in the skillet? Dummy?
Also you are old. Stop watching dadvertisements.

>YOLO
that shit's old

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/YOLO_(The_Simpsons)

Simpsons did the episode in 2013 so that means it's way older

He's right though.

>Driving makes you die quicker.

you could die on a car crash

also those waggie carcucks always seem stressed and angry when driving

Car crashes are one of the leading causes for human deaths.

>user claims doctors are paid to prescribe certain drugs by pharma companies
>as a doctor I know this is false
>somehow you think what you said makes sense
Wow, user, that's embarrassing.

Thank god for that.
Darwinism at it's finest.

>implying you don't just believe anything you're told as long as it fits into a certain conspiracy mold
>implying you're qualified to say that he's right

Brain dead Sup Forums chimp fuck off

Ur mum's pussy is embarissing after i rek that shit.

>I work in a shitty campus giving out lollipops and condoms, I can assure you my experience is the same as any top dollar doctor and surgeon

You might not be gaining weight but your cholesterol is gonna be fucked up mate.

THIS IS QUACK

at least I'm not a dicklet fatass

Looks like someone tossed it from the roof of a nearby building too
Crack the egg on the side of the pan, open it just over the oil which should barely sizzle when you drop it in, sure up the edges so it's smooth and then turn the heat up under it
Trust Americans to fuck up frying an egg

>and then turn the heat up

Fuck off nigger.
We've had propaganda shoved down our throats about how marijewana is evil, and yet I can go to the doctor and claim I have a headache and get a bottle of hydrocodone/oxycodone no questions asked.
They are pushing this shit because they are making hella profits and opiates are way way fucking worse than smoking a little bud.
Get the fuck out of here with your bullshit anti-truther faggot.

>using oil
>not butter
>not pre heating the oil

Disgusting plebe.

i like to put the lid on so it cooks evenly on top

sandwich guy here, sometimes I put the lid on just to heat up the oil before the egg

PAN

NICE AND HOT

shill detected

doesn't change the fact that there's an epidemic of pain killer overdoses right now. explain how that shit gets overprescribed as much as it does currently. take the high road and present some facts, mr doctor

I use olive oil for all my fried eggs. Even scrambled from time to time when I make them. I was taught to use butter, but I like the flavor of eggs in olive oil better.

This commercial always made me hungry as a kid
And probably crawled into my subconscious and kept me drug free

>tfw too smart to take the high road and present some facts

>Acting like you're in any way superior to anyone because you've been to prison.
Jamal, get an education and stop idolizing the "thug life."

>triggered pearl clutcher

At least we know you pay to have bubba stretch your asshole queer.

I remember the girl who then throws the pan looking like some hot trailer trash slut. Ahhhh the 90's.

Honestly a comedown feels like this looks

No shit. Is your brain a fucking egg? Stupid ass druggie.