Hey user, whats this "Trump General" in your browser history?

Hey user, whats this "Trump General" in your browser history?

GET FUCKED WAYNE

>"Hey bitch, who are you and what are you doing in my bed."

>"It's where i shitpost daily reminding Americans that they are 50% non-white, but only as long as you count latinos as whites."

Y-you too

Who's computer is that? Macs are gay.

Why are you double quoting yourself?

I wouldn't mind Krystal in my room

So are Americans, what's the problem Senor Tyrone?

>unzips dick

J-just studying for history about generals and war, honey

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Hey woman, why aren't you in the kitchen?

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make up with your boyfriend and start making porn again, slut

Why the fuck are you wearing clothes

Time to ficki ficki

Put some decent clothes on, ho.

s-stop, I had enough for today

Hey cunt, what did I tell you about going through my browser history?

*proceeds to beat her mercilessly for no less than 3 hours*

>tfw so much shit saved onto my computer and browser history
if my girlfriend ever looked into my saved pictures id be so fucked

y u wearing a leotard?

My nigga

Hide and password the folder you muppet, and clear your browser history. Rename the folder to something entirely unrelated.

Yea right bitch, my browser doesn't keep a history.

>My gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw my porn folders are alphabetically ordered and blatantly named

What was she mixed with? Something asian?

>tfw don't have a porn folder
feels good not falling for the pornography jew

Read and learn, you cuck. TAKE THE FUCKING RED PILL, YOU DEAD SHILL

>Have friends over one time
>fuck around on the net, i hid my... important folders, so no worries
>Guy wants to save an image
>image save location set to last save location
>instantly cancel, but they still saw it

Remember to always set fixed save location

It´s a shame that she went full HC

100% Ethnic Russian

You have a bad gf, get a new one. What kind of man can´t tell his loved one that he reads Sup Forums?

I'd like to avoid porn and all the pretty girls online but god damn it is hard. Biology is hard to deny. I think about it like this - in one hour on the internet, I can see more attractive women than my ancestor's did in their entire lives. That's fucking crazy. And I like seeing attractive women. It's hard to stop I feel like a god damn animal.

>wanted to show my friend a funny webm
>saved it to my most fucked up /d/ folder
>see's everything, many many dicks

I feel you senpai, never washed off the shame

I know
Wish she would just do softcore

Why isnt your poo in a loo?

> not recognizing anjelica
i would do anything to spend a night with her

The fuck, why did my image change to Bobby? It's supposed to be a jew outline you can only see when you drag the image.

>password the folder

I should probably do that. How secure is it?

Hnnnggg
Post moar Krystal please

misquote sorry

meant for

porn director here. Drop email. I can organize you it for 5,000$

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Enough to stop someone who isn't computer savvy
Yeeesss, fall prey to your insticts go-, I mean man.

> porn director
fuck off, i won't want someone filming my small penis and lacklustre lovemaking skills

Telling me I'm being "tricked" isn't going to stop me from looking at pretty girls online.

No, dipshit. I won't film it. I'll pimp her out to you.

I don't give a fuck about the political shit and neither does she, I'm just worried she'll discover my autism

>texting gf while working on computer
>just closed my Sup Forums tabs but saved a few pictures so it still shows the downloads at the bottom
>take a picture of whatever else i was working on and send it to her
>few minutes later
>"user what the fuck are your filenames"
>AFuckingLeaf.jpg
>POOINLOO.png
>Blink1488.gif
>FuckingAnnieMayWeebShit.webm

>mfw

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Tax returns 1986 is objectively the best folder.

>Not having a girlfriend who approves of your shit posting and was a meme lord before you met

Dating normies in 2016... makes you think

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>"Hey user, I need to file our taxes but the IRS needs some info from previous tax re- Oh, nevermind! Here's some... wait, why is it passworded? Could you come unlock it for me?"

the only true solution is to become single and live on your own.

>inb4 mole fags

Happens sometimes when two people post the same image at the same time or whatever

I blame the jews for this, trying to hide my anti-semitic shitposts.

keep em coming

>It's a website where we create autistic fanfiction about becoming Nazi's and writing it well enough that people actually believe it.

I'm pretty sure she only fucks her boyfriend. That same guy in every video.

Already threw me some bacon on a mosque.

I've always wondered about this, she's ALWAYS with the same guy. Why?

maybe he's a good fuck

His dick does look nice.

Melena best girl

Hey Anjelica, why do you have dozens of videos getting fucked on the internet?

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