It's time for another Jenna Fischer thread!

It's time for another Jenna Fischer thread!

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Jesus christ woman, GET A JOB AND STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING OFFICE

>it's real

Jenna, please, stop...

JUST
typical roasties

my crazyfu

>she wants all of the 13 hours

jesus christ how sad

No jim and no work make Jenna a hungry girl.

Fucking hell put her out of her misery please

>No woman will love you as she loves Jim

Feels bad man.

She should get blacked, she would forget about that scrawny white bitch for sure

again with the chips

>28 october 2016

Lmao. Jenna-threads are peak Sup Forums

Not even that hateful partypooper James Rustle tweeting her about it can stop her.

Disgusting

Can anyone please tell me which show is she referencing here?

Jesus Christ has she become real life Bojack Horseman? Stuck with the one great hit she has ever been in, not able to accept that she will fade if she cant get her shit together.

The best part is she's married.

This is healthy

What's her endgame?

FLONKERTON

How does she know what kind of father he is? Oh right,the stalking. Or maybe she is talking about their TV kids.

Fucking hell lol these threads are why I even come to this god forsaken place these days.

How many bags of chips did she eat after readinf this?

Come on guys, she's happy now.

Emily took everything from her.

Her man.
Her roles.
Her future.

I don't think Jenna can even pretend to like her.

Emily keeps swelling up with John's babies, stars in acclaimed, high-profile movies, goes to awards shows and sits in her husband's and giggles lap while talking to George Clooney

meanwhile Jenna sits at home tweeting about The Office and Krasinski these headlines come up on gossip sites:

>John Krasinski Cooks For Emily Blunt Every Sunday Because He Lost A Bet

>John Krasinski Talking About How Much He Loves Emily Blunt Will Destroy You

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She probably makes those buttons and sells them, and writes "made by Jenna Halpert with love

>eating two whole bags of chips within days apart

Tuna would be disgusted

I want Jenna and Nikki Blonsky to have a talk show where they just tell every guest about The Office and Hairspray and beg people for work.

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Why is this so funny

Rumor has it that Emily Blunt based her portrayal of Rachel on Jenna Fischer.

Holy shit i didnt know she divorced james gunn after 8 years in 08. She just keeps fucking things up huh

SHE'S DOING FINE YOU GUYS

Why is it so much sadder when a woman can't be with the man she loves?

I can only imagine how degrading it is for her to text him constantly and be like "we should meet up and take some pics on twitter and get rt's lol. Tvs first power couple, right john lol"

there was an episode in the office where they had an office olympics and these were the medals

John cooks for Emily and in return he gets to have his balls stomped and kicked by Emily

bymp

This thread makes me uneasy, does John ever reply?

I guess he does out of pity.

yeah a lot of people cringe at Jenna for posting these, but I cringe for poor John having to deal with it

>Subject: RE: Early script reading
>To: John Krasinski
>From: Jenna Fischer
>Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2016

>Hi John, or should I say Jim!

>Haha jk. I was just going through old emails randomly for
>no reason and came across this old gem. Can't believe I
>forgot to get back to you that time lol

>Crazy how it's already been three years since The Office
>ended!

>Well, just thought you might appreciate this little blast
>from the past as much as I did :)

>Love,
>Jenna/Pam ;)


>On 14/05/11 04:23 PM, John wrote:
>> Hey Jenna,
>> Ron wants us to go over a scene together before the
>> Monday shoot as we'll be rushed for time. What does
>> your schedule look like Saturday?
>> -John

>;)
She wants the D

I FEEL SO ALIVE WHENEVER I HEAR THE OLD THEME SONG.
SO WHEN I HAVE A SHITTY DAY, I PLAY NOTHING BUT OFFICE RERUNS.
CAUSE I DON'T REALLY GOT SHIT ELSE.
SO THAT SHIT HELPS WHEN I'M DEPRESSED.
I EVEN GOT "JIM HALPERT" TATTED CROSS MY CHEST.

I wonder if Emily keeps a loaded shotgun under her bed because of Jenna

WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME, JIM? WE WERE TOGETHER FOR NEARLY TEN YEARS.
WE WERE MADLY IN LOVE.
EVERYONE COULD SEE IT. EVEN THE VIEWERS AT HOME.
EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR YOU.

Can we get jenna some help? This is too much.

MY FACE IS OLD I'M WONDERIN' WHY I
EMAILED JOHN AT ALL
NO JOB OFFERS FROM MY AGENT
I'M OUT OF WORK AGAIN
AND EVEN IF I WORKED IT'S NOT WITH JON BUT THE OFFICE ON BLU RAY
REMINDS ME IT'S NOT SO BAD IT'S NOT SO BAD

>"Dunder Mifflin this is Pam!" haha just joking it's me Jenna! do you wanna get dinner Kev-- I mean Brian? Yes? Wow you're the first one to say yes, even Dwight was "busy" haha!

>you'll never get to see the video that surely exists of Emily fucking John, while making Jenna watch tied down to a chair

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what the fuck was her problem here?

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Has she done anything besides The Office?

I know she had a minor role in Slither, but that's because she was married to James Gunn at the time.

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Typically, men court women, and the woman chooses a man.

There's a quiet dignity in lost love for a man. It's okay for people to know about it. It's normal. It's expected.

No such social more exists for women. When a woman lays her cards on the table and strikes out it's just a miserable state of affairs.

I feel bad for her.

>"John and I have real chemistry," she told a caller. "There's like a real part of me that is Pam and a real part of him that's Jim. And those parts of us were genuinely in love with one another."

>The mother of two also dished to host Andy Cohen and his viewers that Krasinski was the "most fun" on set and said she approved of his new buff physique for the Benghazi drama "13 Hours."

"It's incredible. He looks good. He looks really, really good," Fischer said.

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John's reply
>âI think that was wildly misquoted or taken out of context," John Krasinski, the man you'll always think of as Jim Halpert, no matter how buff he gets, told the Daily Beast. "Iâm sure she was trying to say something nice about how genuine the acting relationship was, of bringing a relationship that became that popular onscreen â and I think we both feel itâs such an honor to be a part of that relationship. As far as how she was quoted about saying we were âgenuinely in love,â I think that was taken wildly out of context and I feel bad for her.â

>I feel bad for her

vulture.com/2016/01/john-krasinki-wasnt-in-love-on-the-office.html

Damn. I'd bury my dick so deep in her pussy whoever pulled me away would be crowned king Arthur.

>"Hey, saw someone that looked like you outside of my house at 4am, it wasn't you right? Well hope everything is ok. Take care, John"

Blades of Glory then sat in her underwear watching The Office while eating the exact same food she ate in the show next to a watermelon with an A4 of Jim Halpert's face over it with an inch deep hole where his mouth is.

I FEEL BAD FOR HER

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it's not, it's funny. The normal case is man desire woman he can't have. Rarely is it woman desires man she can't have. When the woman is as pathetic as a man in the scenario it is funny, because the roles are reversed

These threads give me second hand embarrassment really bad but they're some of my favorite on Sup Forums

Holy shit?
He must have given only so good dicking for her to get so attached. Unbelievable.

i just finished the office, what comedy show should i watch next? im new to this kind of shows and i really want to see something similar

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I was once passing though Cheboygan and decided to get something eat. Feeling a powerful list for endless salad and breadsticks I made my way to the local Olive Garden. In my way in a saw an older model Toyota Echo, covered in Dunder Mifflin stickers, that was rocking back and forth and the windows were getting fogged up. I walked past and as I did, I heard a man scream. Not a terrified scream but a primal scream of pain and confusion. I had to look. I snuck up along the passenger side and as I got close I heard some familiar song playing, something I'd heard years before but couldn't place at the time. There were two people inside the car, the male had shaggy hair and was had his hand tied up, and that was tied around the "Oh shit" handle above the door. The woman, in a feral lust frenzy, had three fingers in the mans ass and working it in the most aggressive fashion imaginable. Shocked, I started to back up when I heard her yell "PAMMY WANTS JIMMYS CUMMY. PAMMY WANTS JIMMYS CUMMY IN HER TUMMY SO YUMMY!!" That's when I recognized the song as the theme from the office. After I finished on the passenger door, I went to call the police and the pretty much told me that happens every Tuesday and there's nothing they can do to help him.

JFC

parks and rec is the only thing similar

know that season 1 is pretty weak though apart from a few moments

>bury
>not berry

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It's sadder because that woman must be truly pathetic / unhygienic or is ugly. Women don't have trouble getting partners unless it's self inflicted, or caused by some kind of apathy.

JEFF?

>Actress Rashida Jones was originally intended to remain a main cast member after the conclusion of the 3rd season.[63] However, Jones opted to drop out of the series after a series of threats had been made against her, most likely by a member of either the cast or the crew of the show.[64][65] "There were some terrible, terrible things said to me in notes left all around the set. They insulted me in many ways; from my family, to my love life, to my behavior, and my appearance. I mean, they weren't just 'you suck'. I can deal with 'you suck'. No, these notes were... they were truly vile. Disturbing. I really don't understand why someone would do so things, and for so long, too." Jones said in an interview in 2014, a year after the show's finale.[66] According to some sources, some of the "messages" left for Jones contained phrases such as "race mixed boy stealer", "remember the KKK", "slut says what?", "all life is pain", "you're never safe", "I watch you and your boyfriend sleep", "stay away from Jim", " 'Rashida Jones'? More like 'Rashida fucking dead because she should've stayed away from god's gift and should have not touched him also she's a nigger', and 'I don't like you' ". [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73] [74] [75] An investigation was started, but the perpetrator was never identified.[76] [77] John Krasinski, who played the character Jim, discovered that the notes were all written with the same sparkle-metallic-purple ink actress Jenna Fisher, Pam on the show, used to write with. This was used as a lead in the investigation. However, another user of this unusual ink was never found.[78]

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>Can't even get him to hook her up with some tickets for his show

Oh my fucking god this is breaking my heart.

That cannot possibly be true.

>was looking at rocket toys for my 4 year old and found this
>i was totally not searching for 'jim halpert toy'

>makes the Jim-Face

dead

Imagine if she stayed with Gunn. She might have gotten a part in GotG.

Who has it worse?

Jenna Fischer or Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray

Blonsky by a mile. However, more people have seen the office than that drag movie so fischer's JUSTing is much more relatable

honestly just skip s1 if you watch Parks and Rec. 1st season isn't funny and the character dynamics change entirely immediately afterwards.

lmao has she ever actually mentioned her husband? you know the one in real life and not from a show that ended years ago

oh god someone please give her attention
this is depressing

One time I saw Jenna Fischer fisting a John Krasinski lookalike in a club bathroom

cmon Jimmy Rustler where you at?

She would get plenty of attention if she would start doing porn

JUST

dailymail.co.uk/usshowbiz/article-2073261/Hairspray-movie-star-Nikki-Blonsky-cleans-salon-struggling-land-Hollywood-roles.html

i dont know if its worth watching, i quickly checked the actors and i couldnt find any dynamics related to the office... i love michael,jim,pam and dwight alike characters..

obviously hairspray

>Verified

is this real

good, fat bitch

oh christ it reminds of beans who is now a santa's helper at the mall

Awesome... Just awesome

It's not. But it's so rare for a women to pine for a man in this day and age. In a way it's cute, but Jenna has full-blown oneitis and it's pathetic. She can't let it go.

If he's married and actively having babies with his wife then it's time to let go.