>Buy kinder egg
>Get hooked on meth
>A young boy has found an unexpected surprise inside his Kinder egg: white powder methamphetamine
Buy kinder egg
Jace Gray
Grayson Harris
Ban Kinder Eggs from coming into the... Oh wait.
Nolan Cooper
>Eurofags will defend this
Robert Phillips
We warned you
Kevin Harris
>Freedumbz
^^
Aaron Bailey
>find free meth in a Kinder egg
>complain
Fucking potatoes, I swear.
Samuel Hall
no one except low class white people take meth
Angel Jenkins
Why doesn't shit like this happen to me..m goddammit so unfair
William Bennett
Well, they market it as kinder SURPRISE
Samuel Sanders
Bin that kinder
Brody Wilson
Hard working people also take meth to increase productivity
Brody Jackson
What a shame, that stuff is pretty cool. Well you need some self-restraint or you overdo it, so no wonder people get hooked.
Bentley White
And euros called us dumb for banning kinders
Ian Hall
>more milk
>less cocoa
Wait, don't you want more cocoa?
Whoever was smuggling that meth is going to be after that nigga. Like that episode of SVU
Ian Rivera
America was right again.
Anthony Evans
We call you dumb for all sorts of shit. Sometimes we are right, other times we are alt-right, but we never fail to call you dumb, one way or the other.
Liam Gomez
Reported to the police for not prepping the bull.
Caleb Howard
Nice, will bring some Kinders from my next Holland trip.
Nathan Morris
>not wanting to be high energy
Liam Reyes
It lasts too long, fucks your brain up completely and coming down from it is shit. Regular speed is much more pleasant tbqh.
Jackson Cooper
I acquired a non-prepping license beforehead. Checkmate mothafucka.
Landon Foster
We may be dumb, but we're also stupid!
Jack Rogers
Yup. Your folk never failed to astonish the rest of the World with utter stupidity. That's something to be proud of, I guess.But... is it part of some master plan ("hohoho did you really think we are THAT stupid") and you're going to conquer the planet by 2050, or will the chinks do it instead?
Liam Stewart
Surprise!