What do you have in your pockets b ?

What do you have in your pockets b ?

Literally nothing.
I'm sat at home infront of my computer with whiskey.
I need my pockets for fuck all right now.

why do you have a naked man curled in a ball

3€ and a knife
im brown and live in germany btw lol xD

Abschaum. Nur Kanax ziehen ne Klinge.

hahaha opfer habst wenig geld als neger
ge arbeten fur mich hahahaha

Lint

You must not smoke. All tobacco products carry those damn "smoking kills" images everywhere from blackened lungs to curled up naked men to try and talk people out of smoking.

>to try and talk people out of smoking.
And yet...

shitty poundland charger

>Fosters gold
>12.5g

Dafuq

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>What do you have in your pockets b ?
On a normal day?
>keys
>debit card
>small pocket knife
>phone
>power bank

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>debit card
>lint

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>Calculator
What, they don't have phones in Yugoslavia?

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Why do you have handcuff key?

>2018
>smoking

enjoy the lung cancer faggot. when you're bald from the chemo and dying in a depressing hospital somewhere in the city, you'll have quiet moments when friends or family aren't around as you watch the seconds on the clock tick towards your demise, and you'll think as a tears slaps the cold floor below 'why did i light up those years ago, why...what have i done to myself'

I need it for my work.
It's a financial calculator

I just have it, I've never actually used it. I know how to lockpick locks/cuffs so I probably don't even need it. But it's nice to have it just in case.

kek, get a load of this arrogant faggot trying to preach to strangers online.

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>two lighters
>no phone

Fucking, what?

He's probably using the phone to take the picture...

I'm not wearing anything with pockets

gday mate

put another shrimp on the barbie

then isn't he already failing to display his daily carry?

and still, who carries two lighters?

>keys
>wallet
>lighter
>pipe
>sack of dro
>cigarettes
>cellphone
>knife
I also wear a hoodie most times for the extra pockets.

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Not really, because if he doesn't have any other camera, it's not a failure. Stop being gay...

None of that shit is in your pocket, retard

smartphone (iPhone 6)
Wallet
keys
pocket knife

really all you need.

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what city u from im from sunderland (NE)
and why smoke fosters gold?

A gold ring

Reported to her majesty's revenue and customs for being in possession of smuggled baccy.

mackem bellend

I quit 6 months ago and this is why

iPhone 7
keys
pencil
knife
wallet
chapstick

a few handy dandies

geordie bastard

>Zune
Alright, this is getting re-goddamn-diculous...

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always has to be one

I still us my Zune everyday. Best mp4 I've ever owned

A god amongst men...

If you can't afford a smartphone, it's fine...

Not even a geordie I'm a jock

I own a smart phone I still use my zune

Then you're just a freak...

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I don't like to waste phone battery on music

you got some big ass pockets mate

Still... Freak...

If music kills your phone battery, then you need to try buying a phone instead of taking the one that comes free with your contract.

i dont know what kind of phone you have but its not 2007 anymore batteries last more than 5 minutes nowadays

R8 my daily carrying equipment

i, too, also carry an alchemist's set with me just about everywhere.

it's a breath of fresh air seeing a fellow alchemist out there

Ehh... More of a folding knife person, not bad.

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Never said it kills my battery

Folding knife takes more steps to open. By the time you get it out and ready a wog is gonna have you on the ground. I just flip the sheath open with my thumb and I can pull it out p quick.

S8+ and I know that. But I just like my zune.

I'm a simple guy
>cell phone
>wallet
>wireless earbuds

Your logic implies it. If your implication is not correct, then your logic falls apart.

But a folding knife doesn't require a sheath, and under correct conditions (Especially the easy to flip ones) can be quickyl drawn.

It's not the model of the knife, it's how you use it that matters.

in the same amount of time you could draw a gun instead..

no keys? how do you open your door?

a folder with a wave feature is just as fast as drawing a fixed..

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Can't buy a handgun. Not 21 and family is full of noguns fudds so they won't buy me one.

kek
OP in what country is there a picture of a naked man in a fetal position on packs of rolling bacco? that's fucking hilarious i'd would buy that brand just for the laugh

What's that red thing with the triangle tip?

E cig way stealthier than mouth fedora

Looks like a covert lube bottle

lint, and neatly folded up sticky note that says "meme" on it in bold letters.

Nothing - it's midnight, and I am at home wasting my time on Sup Forums and listening to some music.

Only keep stuff in the pockets of my outdoor clothing,

..... and then, only those things that I might need while I am out of the house.

Looks like a futuristic guitar pick to me

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I'm fucking tilting my head at different angles trying to see it...

Shits dope af 35 mg of nicotine

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Slingshot???

Keys phone wallet.

Are you about to rob a bank or something, the fucks up with the rubber gloves?

How does your brain continue to function?

> look at me i have a small dick

You never know.

that german though

fuck yeah

reminds me of the inventory in the forest

With that thc cartridge right next to it

Nicotine, THC...
Fucking christ, trying to rival Hunter S. Thompson?

Why do people carry so much shit?
I never have more than wallet, phone, keys and sometimes coins

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