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>whos

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1 S T R O S

Royals

losedians

To be fair I watch the Texans and no one has ever claimed I don't actually do that

>inc. sweep

is this the MARINERS! thread?

>yask

*twirls in rage*

>2011-2013 literally no astro fan in sight only time astros have a gamethread is if they are rags fans posting all the time being made by the other team
>2014 still no astro fans in sight but still rags fans
>2015 astro fans start posting a few times but are nowhere to be seen after june rags fans dwindle
>2016 astro fans start getting loud out of no where and die off in september except for a few rags fans virtually gone
>2017 the rags fans from last year are now astro tripfags

Rockies are done right????

>25 wins
>beat the Yankees two games in a row
Who can stop the stros?

first for WINNING sneks

All aboard the MARINYAS

Should I get a trip, senpai?

Fuckin want that shirt tho

Please never stop making these

Can't wait for the Dodgers to knock you down back to the basement.

Seriously dude you've never been to Texas if you honestly believe Dallas fans support ANY Houston team, or vice versa

They're literally nemesis

This Rockies meme lasted not even 40 days.

Another 5th straight division coming.

NLCS has already been clinched

WHY ARE THE SHOW SERVERS SO FUCKING SLOW ITS TAKING 5 MINUTES TO POST AN ITEM REEEEEEEE

It's over once again in the middle of May

don't look now the blue jays are crawling back into contention

Same
Don't have the spare cash to drop $25 on a T-shirt right now, but it's fantastic

I'm ready to see the interesting and novel ways the Dodgers blow it again. One of these days they'll get it right.

yes
and help me post anime girls every thread

I'll start generating one and building an image base right away!!

fantastic
excellent work marinyas

Gonna snag a few thanks senpai

what's wrong with the Giants this year?

Glad to help

Where the fuck did all these Astros fans come from?

bad pitching
bad fielding
bad bullpen
bad batting
bad coaching
bad baserunning
bad luck
bad injuries
bad farm team
better opponents

Bullpen didn't get any better despite dumping Cadillac and romo

Nobody can hit

Bumgarner is kill

Cueto back to his losing ways

Shark was a meme all along

that looks like a broken nose, nice throw barbato

Houston, presumably

So they're Mexican? Eww

Casilla*

Fucking autocorrect

Na we're black, and from Louisiana

ey gringo, we baseball now

casuals who finally caught on that the baseball team where they live is good so they are now posting

>bad pitching
agreed
>bad fielding
agreed
>bad bullpen
agreed
>bad batting
agreed
>bad coaching
agreed
>bad baserunning
agreed
>bad luck
agreed
>bad injuries
agreed
>bad farm team
agreed
>better opponents
debatable. NLW is shit

This desu

Its okay, I'm Mexican, too :p

Oh great Pirates. It's not bad enough your entire team is already shit, now give opposing fans a reason to hate you as well.

been here for quite a while, just too depressing to regularly post about my team for a couple years. it's just nice to be excited about them for once.

93mph right in the face, ouch

Post moe dodger girls pls.

plundered his nose i see

yeah
Id take a broken nose over a concussion though desu
commentators saying that theres a history of Pirates injuring Sneks, including breaking Goldy's hand a few years ago. Is there bad blood between these teams or is it just accidental?

Oh, man, that's gotta be one of the worst feelings in the world
Was it Chris Young that got his face broken by a poo holes line drive a few years back?

I've posted here since 2014 (when I actually had a reason with a GOAT April like this one) and 2015 with Tony Slipp. 2016 was just following from a distance and regretting almost clinching WS and getting BTFOd by some serious at-bats.

Webm with slomo when

Reminder that DG was right and the Mets were shit all along even in 2015.

its Clint Hurdle getting revenge on the d-backs for beating the rockies so many times and for being so bad in the 2007 NLCS that we swept you and had to wait 8 whole days for the Sox to win their series

Better to lurk than talk about irrelevant teams. You strosbros are alright imo. It must just be angry rangers faggots trying to stir up trouble.

Someone needs to make a webm of that Marlins chick shaking her titties the other day

Accidents, though the Snakes retaliated on the Goldy bean (which was just a bit inside that catch his finger when he didn't move his hands) by beaning McCutchen in the numbers and knocking him out a few weeks down the stretch when they were going for the division. I wouldn't be surprised if they bean him tomorrow, but Cutch is barely above the Mendozza line right now so it doesn't even matter.

Wide version pls

>pissboi was right

He's delusional, but not an idiot. I'm talking about the real pissboi and not a falseflagger.

Romo was literary their best bullpen arm lol they gained nothing from dumping him. They lost an above averageate inning arm.

It's debatable that the jints are NOT WORSE but equally good as the Los Angeles, Arizona, and Colorado? All three which are top 10 NL teams? Two of which are top 5.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Thanks senpai

Better to not be like >rags and be good sports imho

>lose division after being the best team starting out again

>Who can stop the stros?
Yourselves

we're nothing if not consistent

>You strosbros are alright imo
not the way theyve been acting lately they are essentially the new >rags fans

That's true desu. Keuchel tried to play through an injury last year which cost us.

t. angry >rags fan

So that's why he wasn't performing as well? Didn't even know that. Glad to hear he's back to normal

Shrekt

>rags

We didn't want to keep losing.
Especially not against the Padres.
We wanted to break this sad losing streak.

But Miguel Gonzalez had different ideas tonight.

This is his fault.

...

Yeah, he even admitted recently that he never felt great last season and was just too competitive to admit it. Kinda irritating, but starting out 7-17 and not beating teams in your division isn't all one guy's fault.
I'm just glad hes back now. He's possibly even sharper and craftier than he was in 2015 tbqh.

>Have GOAT team

>Cant beat the shit out of the Cards with it

I'm kinda disappointed about that tbqh

>gallo has 12 home runs
Should we apologize?

>tfw no qt gf to flash a pitcher

youtu.be/zEgRvuDGdJs

I have been going to stros games since 90s

I'm talking Jose GOAT Lima 8th Wonder of the world era

Pretty sure the stats say he is. I doubt his ERA was 1.69 at this point in the season in 2015.

tWINS

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>tfw lived overseas in the late 90s and missed out on that era
Still got to play with Lima on the GOAT baseball video game though

It was pretty close iirc. I'm just going by the eye test when I say he looks better this year. Even in that opening day start last year, he didn't quite look like himself. I'm just glad he's so reliable again. First guy we've had since prime Oswalt that you really felt like could win every game.

t. the new >rags fan

>Matt Shoemaker now has a 0.83 ERA in 32.IP with 30 K/6 BB vs the Tigers

Whole lotta projection ITT

>detoilet

you can always be happy about your team senpai

I'll be enjoying this grand slam against the rags.
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>tfw no one of value to sell at the deadline except degrom

Ily and your anime girls never change Seattle

t. Astroooo

tfw >astrofags are the new >ragfags

>rags

marWIN is ELITE

I wonder what sort of pilates Ervin Santana is doing these days

the real question is where he ends up at the deadline
Houston, New York, Baltimore, Washington, or Colorado?

>asts

How'd I do?

toronto

Lemme tinker with that: how about

>assts?

How do you make your tripcode spell things?