Iceland - I crave death edition

Welcome, it's time for a montly discussion with an Icelander. Got something on your mind about Iceland or life in general, let an Icelander help you.
Already on my second beer lads

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>2nd beer
>already 9:30
step up your game

How are the tourist hoards so far?

fuck I wouldn't hate a cold one right now

How many of you have shagged a Polish migrant slaving away on your rock?

>Iceland
>Average net worth per adult: $408,595

Literally how?

How would local Icelanders in a town/city outside Reykjavik feel about an English man emigrating? Would they be interested and friendly, hostile, or not give a shit either way?

>tourists welcome, immigrants please die

ísland, would u accept a norwegian moving to ur island?

how immigrate there
i want out :d

slightly more seriously, how good is the internet there? do you catch good ping for games like cs:go fuck yourself or league of legends?

You know how net worth is calculated?

i work with an english guy and he's weird asf

Fuck island. Eyafjallajökul STRONK.

>how immigrate there
>i want out :d
Your words...are music to my ear. Soon, the entirety of Romania will be abandoned, and we shall retake our lands that rightfully belong to us, and there'll be no one to stop us!! hahahahahaha

The best part is: we won't even have to life a finger to do it!

ye

>financial assets (147k) + real estate (326k) - debts (66k)

I respect Icelanders. People who can eat rotten shark marinated in piss and sand with a straight face tend to have my respect.

Is it true that the icelandic language is dying?

>real estate
where the money is at

Do you feel isolated from people having only around a quarter million nearby?

>marinated in piss and sand
thats not true

isnt hungary suffering from the same problem?
also im from olt and im not sure why the fuck youd want that

I don't quite understand this question

Say, isolated from the world and all it provides. Isolated on your sparsely populated Island?

An employee at the alcohol store recommended me some Icelandic beer instead of Guinness, I couldn't really hear him and just said "ah, yes". Any idea what it might be? Some dark creamy Icelandic beer?

Do Icelanders eat spicy food? Sweet food? Savory food? Sour food? Seafood?

If I move to Iceland would I have to bring bottles of lime juice or do they sell it in stores?

Stop drinking that sludge

seafood
they sell it in stores

My father is not going to the faroes after that factory burned down

Nah, Guinness is my favorite beer. I'm actually curious. Maybe it's Borg Surtur?

idk man I just drink the cheapest lager

what was his business here?

Why? Suðuroy is almost 2 hours away from the "mainland" and should be be desolate before they get a chance to waste our tax money on a tunnel.

Do Icelanders have a shameful view of sexuality?

setting up the new refrigeration system in the factory

uh not really I guess

At what age do most young adults move out of their parents' house?

Do most high school graduates in Iceland go to university?

What's the best tree in Iceland to hang myself from?

No, they become professional bootleggers or fishermen

Yggdrassil

I like iceland

In a scale of one to ten how slutty are Icelandic girls?? Let's say I kinda look like pic related, how easy would it be to get laid?? I apparently can only get easy sex when I travel. Also are Icelandic people good at English??

we have a different school system

22 I guess

>professional bootleggers
its part time

Upper secondary education (Miðnam) and high school are equivalent though

then the question should be "do most people go to high school?"

What are you sipping atm fæm?

>inb4 7.2% elephant beer

nothing
unlike usually
Too late for it? I have some saku originaal

Is it true you're required to learn Danish and English in school?
Who immigrates to Iceland? Where to Icelanders emigrate to?
What is an average hot summer day's temperature?
Do you have your own movies, TV shows and music or is everything imported?
Is metal music popular in Iceland?
What are some normal, everyday Icelandic foods?
Do you have any trains in Iceland or just buses and cars?

>Is it true you're required to learn Danish and English in school?
Yes
>Who immigrates to Iceland? Where to Icelanders emigrate to?
poles, nordic countries
>What is an average hot summer day's temperature?
20
>Do you have your own movies, TV shows and music or is everything imported?
ófærð, hjartasteinn, svartur á leik, eiðurinn.
>Is metal music popular in Iceland?
yeah
>What are some normal, everyday Icelandic foods?
nothing that comes to mind rn prolly because its so normal
>Do you have any trains in Iceland or just buses and cars?
we do not have any trains

I hear Icelandic people share common DNA with the Irish. Is it true you have been micked?

fuck it getting a cold one

Majority of female settleras were irish

Is the Danish language popular, do a lot of Icelanders travel to Denmark or Greenland to use it?

>20℃= 68℉
That's actually awesome.

What kind of metal is popular? Do you know any Icelandic bands?

"settlers", they were trælkonur (=slaves)

Greenland is literally some shithole full of alcoholic who process their game in their commieblocs, nobody goes there. the only people who know danish are people who have lived in denmark otherwise nobody speaks it
Don't know anything about metal desu. skálmöld prolly we also have a festival called eistnaflug

Cracking open a cold one as we speak, lads.

Just finished a 50 cl Guinness, I kind of want to drink some bailey's now 2bh.

Ever been to Orlando? As a kid, I remember meeting an Icelandic girl with my sister and we went back to her family's hotel room. There was a group of people there naturally enough, of family and maybe friends.Your population is small enough that you could've been there with an outside chance

wouldn't hate some farmers sip rn

Don't go blind though

yeah
It's a popular destination for icelanders
I was there in sept 2012

never heard of that ever happening
know a guy that got a hole in his stomach for chugging it dry every other day tho

I might not be that common, but during prohibition in the 1960s a dozen men from Klaksvík went blind after drinking moonshine. It can happen.

I've heard that the Faroe Islands are quite religious.

Is it true or is it just Danish memes? Or is it simply outdated?

you really have to fuck up when making it get enough methanol for that

keep the abv low in the pre still stuff arounf 8-12% to avoid rubbing alcohol taste
dont hurry up distilling or it will also taste like shit
use standard sugar and bakers yeast recipe
bam people will buy 1l of you for 3000kr

Yes, basically all of Indre Mission moved here when Christianity died in Denmark. I would however say that we just have a vocal and powerful religious minority, perhaps 30% of the population practices their religion. The rest don't really care. Religiosity is highest in Eysturoy (targeted heavily by Indre Mission in the 19th century) and Klaksvík (40% baptist). The fishing industry is also concentrated in these areas, so they have disproportionate political power. But yes, in general we are more religious that other Nordic countries.

Have you ever had snus?
What did you have for dinner?
Will someone who only speaks English do OK in Iceland as a tourist?

did you fight the other icelander yet?

>Have you ever had snus?
upper lip is FULL rn
>What did you have for dinner?
lobster my friend from hornafjörður gave me
>Will someone who only speaks English do OK in Iceland as a tourist?
uhh yee boii

btw drunk now

Will you post ur bum?

asked a metalhead
mannveira
svartidauði
zhrine
naðra
misþyrming
draugsól
abominor
slidhr
sinmara
dynfari
auðn
severed
beneath
ophidan
I
plastic gods
auðn
severed
vofa
churchhouse creepers

nah
he's posting me and calling me a sex offender

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Paradísum, svífum, flýgur
Alltaf inní nýjum bílum
Fatalínur ítalíu
Kampavíni hellt í lítrum
Er í kllíku, velti hvítu
Reykjavík og allt í kringum
Alltaf sannur mér og mínum
Og mitt glingur fokking syngur

I AM THE DOPEST IN THE STREETS
ACTAVIS
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Is there any Icelandic-language black metal?

>svartidauði

idfk man did you google any of those
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does thiois count

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AYYY
MOFOKKING BAGGLANDSLIÐIÐ MAR

LEGAL DRUG MONEY

when do icelanders usually get married?
18? mid 20's?

Late 20's

interesting
most people where i live get married before 25

vægast sagt
er alltaf blautur en aldrei skakkur

I used to love Iceland. I remember when Justin tv was online many teens from Iceland used to stream there. But I think USA is the best country in the world. How can you live in a country where every last name ends with son? Lol the Icelandic soccer team in the European cup every player was whatever-sson

okei

Now that you're drunk post a picture of your hairy ass

pfft not a bottom and i shave

do many english people go there? what do they think of britain?
also, take a picture of your island please.

went downtown and there was nobody there

I picked up the icelandic sagas for 10 bucks at a shop the other day, any recommendations which one I should read first?

njáls or sturlunga

average age for most people to marry in the developed world is late 20s to early 30s

juust put assome siber ia inj

sounds about right, all my highschool associates are hitched or in the works

Do Icelanders often meet Faroese, and vice versa?

Is the weather better in the South?

how does Icelandic anals taste like?

totally forgot about the thread, sorry

to everyone wanting to emigrate, read what he wrote. Except that tourists can also die