ITT: Greatest Allies to your country

ITT: Greatest Allies to your country
I'll start
>Portugal
>The United States of America

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Portugal? Mind an explanation?

Allies since 1386 friend. They are loyal

Any neighbour that helps fighting the other neighbour.

USA

Eesti

The Dutch, they've actually helped us a lot.

>Help us exterminate the Irish (big thank you William III love you you Devilish cheeky lad!
>Help us when we get flooded because they are experts at dealing with floods and can build walls good
There's more but I'm too high right now.

>tfw legit feel bad for how we treated Brotugal in the past

I love you portugal-kun

Very true. Dutch bros are based. Sad to see them being cucked nowadays.

meh

Portugal is a tumorous "country" feed by the eternal anglo to jew Spain since they alone never could touch us.

Fuck off Holidayland

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No one.

Poland

TRAFALGAR

France
UK
Japan
Germany
South Korea

Isreal

Israel

oh we touched you alright

Israel

Is there any country that like us anymore? Apart from Maliria.

JEW HIVEMIND already here

BTW
Army and Fleet

Israel

t. Alberto Barbosa

Israel

If you help us fight the English. 2 years later we'll fight you with the English by our side though.

Agreed, Aren't they the main folks keeping a close eye on our referendum ready to make a leave move if we do?

You're alright I guess.

I meant RELEVANT battles.

Whatever. Greatest ally to Spain...
Frankly, it's hard...
France? Morocco? I don't know who's worse.

Israel, pakistan and somalia of course.

>loyal
>didn't help in ww2
Whew lad

>The United Kindgom (and the rest of the Empire)
>The United States (still should have stayed in the Empire)
>Poland (based and the front line against the Russians

If both of us leave, the EU will end up shattering.We need this fucking brexit out of this shit pipe

UNITED STATES OF FUCKING AMERICA

Shoo shoo pesky jew

Don't forget that the British Empire gave you that land.

Sweden

They are the lab rats

Imma add Canada and Australia since they're bros

Russia. If history repeats itself they'll be our allies in ww3.

Against whom?

That's not true actually.

>The Anglo-Portuguese Treaty of 1373 between Portugal and England, is the oldest alliance in the world that is still in force. Salazar chose not to break the Anglo-Portuguese Alliance.

>Upon the declaration of war, the Portuguese government announced that the Anglo-Portuguese Alliance remained intact, yet Portugal would remain neutral. In an aide-memoire of September 5, 1939, the British government confirmed the understanding. From the British perspective, Portuguese non-belligerence was essential to keep Spain from entering the war on the side of the Axis.

European Islamic Union

Whites.

Japan
That's it.

Australia. They were in WWII Pacific, Korea, Vietnam, Iraq I, Afgahnistan, and Iraq II: Chemical Boogaloo.

Thought you were protestant like us, clearly you enjoy sucking Pierre's catholic dick

Aliens of course.

okay so you were cowards, got it.

YOU LOYAL ALBERTO

I RESPECT DAT

Did you read what I wrote?
Upon the declaration of war, the Portuguese government announced that the Anglo-Portuguese Alliance remained intact but the british asked us not to officially declare war to keep Spain from entering the war on the side of the Axis.

A nation's greatest ally is it's army. Prove me wrong.

m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL8DD9127365BF2998&v=48V3JxqdbGg

Guys I need an anthem based on this song, can anyone help me?

Saw those guys in a festival in Leipzig a few years ago :)

Yes the Chamberlain government wished to appease Spain, good job cuckugal

>leaf trying to dig himself out of a hole after getting BTFO by Alberto

The benefit Portugal would have provided to the allies was outweighed by the weight that Spain joining the axis would have provided, what can't you understand?

Perhaps you should take note from the submissive leafgirl in that image you posted and keep your mouth shut

Are bitches like you even allowed on the internet in Muslim countries?

France and Spain.

They still couldn't save you from getting assfucked by mighty Britannia though could they Paddy McTatoNig ?

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>ISRAEL

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>Russia
>Eesti

Japan

>somebody posts a valid point
>Are BITCHES like you even allowed on the internet in MUSLIM countries?

nice contribution Canada you sure did show him with your amazing counter argument.

They tried, and briefly succeeded with the short lived Republic of Connacht. Things might be different if most of their naval attacks on you/helping us didn't get fucked by the the weather. But alas.

I imagine it had a lot to do with us both being maritime nations

We fought Netherlands pointlessly for a while before we made peace cause we both hated France

Culturally wise and God tier allies
>Switzerland
>Austria
>Netherlands
>Denmark
>Luxembourg

Meme wise
>Italy

Bro tier
>Norway
>Spain
>Croatia

Kike cuck government
>non Japanese/Finland asian
>Roachland
>Africa
>Canada (fuck you faggots)
>Poo land
>Israel and palestine

I always wondered if Spain was butthurt about Portuguese borders, thanks for answering.

Israel

Spain -> NONE.

Portugal yes, indeed.
> Brain-washed-back-stabbed-oldest-ally.
As if you brits give a flying fuck about them.

>spain
>allies

Russia

NATURAL ALLY
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Good joke, friend

Thanks for the beaches =^)

I think everyone is mad at you guys for breeding with brown people instead of killing them like the Anglos did.

Don't you talk about my dad

We fucked them up in Crimea then lost to the commies in 1920. Not at all.

Pay denbts

We care about Portugal just to trigger you, Juan.

Same goes for Gibraltar. Couldn't care less about that shitty rock but it pisses you off.

The swamp dwellers do love a good fight with the english

That was exactly my point as well, proxy country m9.

USA
Bongland
Canada
>not the European Caliphate

Yes, but Russian control of the Turkish straits is no longer an issue to us (seeing as we don't own Egypt or India).

Them being commies wouldn't stop us from a geostrategic alliance.

Israel.

Get out of here you faggy Spainroach. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

Guess I have to say Finland. Fought countless wars beside the purest white genes in Europe. Bants aside, we like you guys, still pissed we turned our backs to you when Stalin came, atleast there were some volenteers.

>USA

>rebelled against the Crown and kicked you out of America
>completely cucked the Empire and effectively ended it
>greatest ally

Lol

It's weird how you all seem to be taught at school in history about how you defeated England/Britain in some irrelevant war. Same goes for Americans.

In history in Britain we don't learn about those because they're insignificant to us, pretty much everything is about how we were the first country to industrialise, invented the most shit, the colonies etc.

>>Canada (fuck you faggots)
Still buttblasted over Vimy Ridge eh?

In terms of greatest allies in the present day to Britain, it's France, USA and Australia

this is how anglos fight wars
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Legend

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Legend

So weak you got BTFO by fucking propaganda books eh Horhay?

>be spain
>some italian asks for money for some bullshit trip
>lolno
>wife says yes
>tells me we can send all the Moors on the trip anyway
>goodidea.jpg
>send desert monkeys on boats hoping they dont come back
>they fucking comeback with god and shit
>jewrubbinghands.gif
>send all Moors to the country
>conquistador rape apademic
>try to kill them all but catholic priests say "muh christian brothers"
>cucked wife says "accept all indians and moors as christians =^)"
>want to send whites there but the Moor/Cannibal hybrid is too aggressive
>finally they chimp out
>loose empire
>try to comeback in 1940's
>loose to college hippies in the 70's

>propaganda
>weak
Welcome to 2016.
Mad kraut. Don't worry next Reich is here.

It wasn't 2016 though was it.

conquistadores were mostly spanish low nobles, though
and we actually expulsed the converted moors
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expulsion_of_the_Moriscos
they didn't expect it

Your empire was shit.
All the countries it left behind are shit, including your own.
Ours was bigger and created some successful countries.

Portugese > Dutch > Anglo Family, bar America > America

Special Listing for France titled
>"I hate you so fucking much you smug cunt, but i'd fight and die alongside you no matter what"

yes, south africa is indeed a great place

No it's not - and that had a major Dutch and (nigger) influence.

But Canada's ok (Brits + French).
US is priddy gud (English + pretty much all of Europe)

and Australia and New Zealand are based.

What can Spain boast about?