A movie has been made of your life

A movie has been made of your life

What's the title?

Big Guy For You

JUST

Memoirs of an invisible man

Waterworld

>I piss myself a lot

The downward spiral

Weirdo In The Basement

The NEET Chronicles

the awkward and sad autist

he's nice, i guess

Pirates of the Caribbean 8

Half-measures
Day dream nightmares

A series of trivial events

Loser (2016)

I Am A Nightmare
shamelessly stolen from Brand New

So close, yet so far

You fucked everything up you absolute fucking cunt holy fuck look where you are you've got no job no friends and got fat and yet you don't do anything about it you're a disgrace and your family is only helping you because they're scared of getting called out on being heartless when they're actually well within their own right to throw you out on the street

Starring Adam Sandler

Does he do anything?

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Feet

KEK: A Star Wars Story

the Emma Connection

Loveless

Get Out of the Basement

Good one

Jackass
Psycho
Saw

hits too close friend

Small Victories and Large Defeats

...

How bad is it when I occasionally think about this? How my life would be brought to the big screen and how critics would react and etc. I also do this with my funeral btw

>how bad is it when i do something everyone does?

how bad is it when i take a shit? haha i'm so crazy

Already been made except I'm a guy

Yes I've had a hard life

Failure

The Broken Man and How He Became an Alcoholic

Achievements in Futility.

It would be a poignant drama about a man who spends his days laboring diligently as a janitor and his nights searching the internet for vicarious happiness. I would be played by Daniel Radcliffe.

Help

Wasted Years

>Help
how?

Give up and stop trying

send someone who loves me

that's actually pretty cool

idiot sits in his room all day

Impossible.

Masturbation-Man

...

Wasted days

JUST

Seriously how did you let it get so bad? 2: Fucking Retard

dropping out of life

JUST: The Story of How The World Came To Have Two Brendan Frasers

Steal This Movie

...

The man who cucked himself out of society

The Quiet

that's a porn recently made, danny d wears a mask on his penis

that's a porn

look it up
possibly a porn too
mmm
Fucking good title, really

The Myriad Failures of a Man

Wasted Potential 2: Jose Cuervo and Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos.

Damned if you do.

Black Hole Son

Retard sits in his room masturbating and watching anime for 9 years

The 40 year old virgin.

Hey, I think I've seen this one already!

The Cuckold

:^)

Trust me, it's not one worth revisiting. I guess as some kind of "artistic direction" they made every theater showing it smell like wet socks and grease-farts.

Dreams, Memes & Liver Failure

Alone and surrounded.

KINO
I
N
O

dude wheres my dick

Why bother

This Guy

Masturbation

Winner Who Bangs Hotties and Collects Massive Dollars

Flaccid Penis: The Neverending Virginity Tales.

Done in Sixty Seconds.

...

And This Is My Son's Room: A Psychological Drama

Where did it go so wrong

I feel you, man.

What's That Smell?

I Am Such A Fucking Idiot

How to die of heart disease: the musical


Fucking gay

The Autobiography of an Absolute Madman

Just Fuck My Shit Up: The Musical

Pearls On My Stomach

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