Be Jewish

>Be Jewish
>Parents never gave me piano lessons

They had ONE fucking job, and they blew it.

Now I'll never be a real Jew.

get into acting, you can have zero skill and still have a successful career

>be jewish
>parents give me piano lessons
>i FUCKING HATE THIS
>i can play that song where you roll your knuckles along the black keys
>but reading music is harder than reading hebrew
>looking back idk how piano sensei sat through my 20bpm renditions of "merrily we roll along"
>he was a good man
>i quit piano
>fuck you dad
>years later
>i want to play guitar like my favorite band blink 182
>guitar sensei is the same guy as piano sensei
>i can see now in my old age of 12 that he is a true rocker
>shows me tabs
>this is so much easier than reading music-notes!
>i have mastered smoke on the water and am going to be great at this!
>look up all the blink 182 songs using online tabs
>omg im playing "dammit" like the blink 182!!!
>guitar sensei comes back next week
>i don't know any of the songs he's writing down for me
>i only listen to blink 182
>fatal flaw of tablature becomes apparent as i dont know how long to hold any of the notes
>i quit guitar lessons
>years later, im like 18
>i like good music now (believe me, Sup Forums you would grovel at my feet if i showed you my chart)
>also i sMoKE .:WEED:.
>pick up the guitar and play "the blues"
>keep doing this for like 4 years straight.
>i think im pretty good at it but probably not
>never show anyone except the people im with
>never play anything besides the same old progression
>tfw just as there exist infinite decimals between 0 and 1, infinite realms of musicality and variation lie within this single chord progression
>get sick of it
>put down the guitar and now i only fw with drum machine apps on my phone

>playing guitar with tabs instead of notation
lol pleb

judaism claims another soul

also quit judaism
but i love my dad now

Are piano lessons a Jewish thing? What about violin?

>Be Jew
>Be shit at music
>Be shit at math
>Be shit at physics
>Be shit at finance/investing

Sup Forums fucking lied to me.

All great pianists are either Slavic, gay, or Jewish.
That's just a fact.

Sup Forums is almost never correct

i think having your kids play an instrument is just a dedicated, hard working something-generation immigrant thing. like how asian people do it, and jews probably more commonly did it in previous generations.
did you know asian families moving to america make arrangements and shit with others they know already in america so that they will be able to start successful businesses when they get here? is that really some race shit or is it just good planning?

I didn't know that the Golden Age of Moscow consisted of American immigrants.

Eastern-Europe has a long standing tradition of forcing kids to learn piano or violin.

Get the fuck out of /classical/ you uncultured swine.

>be American with German descent
>get redpilled
>become full blown nazi
>take pride in industrious hardworking genetics
>find out ancestors were Jewish not German
>mfw

or actually white

ill admit i was completely speculating and i dont know shit about classical music (except fans are snobs)

ha ha ha ha LMFAO U made me laugh

But we all know all Jewish Germans were gassed.

>Be Jewish
>Complain because I don't have piano lessons, even though I rule the world

goddamnit where were you when you realized a few jewish fellas can't gather on the internet without being raided by a bunch of nazi mouthpieces?

the best are all 3

Play the harmonica

These. A-at least we're pretty funny, r-right bros?

you can still go for the DJ race mixer route