Television Ads

What's your favourite Ad currently on TV right now?

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Pic related is my favourite at the moment. Also advert/commercial thread.

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Is this what all people in Bongland look like?

What a whore

I like the deaf girls one.

Yes. It's a country full of beautiful dwarf.

Do Burgers get Maltesers?

are they just malted milk balls?

What a patronising commercial this is. They made the midget a slut too. I bet bong SJWs were in full force for this.

I didn't understand a single fucking word they were saying, they're like some fucking aborigines or some shit, especially the paraplegic midget in the wheelchair.

Seriously, britbongs, what in the fuck.

So she got the best man's number. Who was the best man, fucking Sloth?

Anyone remember years ago the creepy ad with the Russian dancer who had the ridiculously long limbs and was holding a beer bottle? I loved it but found it a little unsettling.

I also like this one, loved how it actually gave younger kids nightmares to the point it had to be pulled off of air

Speaking of commercials; will there ever be a movie that reaches the level of kino in this:

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What is the meaning of this? I do not understand.

My favourite advert of old was the Metz alcopop freelance scientist/judder ad with a pre-Boosh fame Julian Barratt. We used to imitate it at school all the time.

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Only recently found out it was Julian recently too.

why did I say 'recently' twice. Never mind.

>This thing
>The deaf chick one
>The wheelchair chick one

I hope the sales of Malteasers plummets.

Jesus Christ.

The deaf chicks one is good though.

Nutted to pictures of her not long ago.
Would love to have sex with her.

She has the face of a fucking gremlin

That is a 10/10 in bongland

I liked her in Fury Road.

I would fuck it

the fucking Judderman! used to be terrified of that

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damn Maisie does look like THAT????

was Judderman before or after freelance scientist () ?

That other girl is fucking beautiful

Do you actually not get this? Fucking hell mate...

a dude in the comments said freelance scientist was 1999... I'm not sure, I don't really remember that one. It has the look of a late 90's commercial anyway. Some cracking commercials on UK and Irish telly back then

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This is the best Bongland advert. There is no equal.

Fucking great ad though

He's so much better than Noel Fielding

Whilst we're talking classic adverts, this one used to scare the shit out of me

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>That dramatic "No!"
Classic.

And here's another advert that made me shit my pants, very topical for today

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First you call us Burgers, then it turns out our chocolate malt candies are called Whoppers. FFS.

jesus christ that was the saddest shit I have ever seen. for a damned insurance comercial. fuck that shit. The worst we have here in america are the kids with cancer and scared puppies commercials.

>doesn't even have a copy of his work

What a spastic old fool

i've always wondered why more sweets don't go for the horny spastic market.

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WHO /HAPPYSLAP/ HERE?

What the hell was that?

I'm guessing Judderman came after, as I don't remember the scientist character from any of my recorded from tv vhs compilations.

>kissin' my ass
>kissin' my ass
>you drive me crazy ooh!

Jews got so buttblasted over the backlash to this cuckmercial they disabled comments on youtube.

That advert didn't help my school life

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RIP

Oh shit this takes me back

Number for Dr Christian off embarrassing bodies m8

lol

>The difference between single fathers and single mothers.

Brings a tear't'yer eye

is this kino?

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I laugh so bad everytime

How their trying to act like this "sassy" monster has guys asking for her number

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>"Yeah, on yer bike bustuh!"

Everytime, my wee wee goes hard.

she can bust my balls

with her knees and feet

>tfw the midget is responding to comments on the video

Hmmmmmm

I know it's Halloween but fucking hell, mate, I didn't need to see that

Thank god I'm not from the UK
Anyone else felt a sudden surge of happiness?

FUCKING LOLAROONEY

that's probably just radiation mate

There was a time and age when these kind of things were thrown off cliffs at birth. We need to go back.

>ywn get molested by a group of older slags
>you probably could if you just hung out awkwardly in town in the trajectories of drunken hen parties, but you wont

>those rumours that circulated in school
>everything from he killed himself with pencils to he was molested to death

telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11409290/Valentines-Day-Yes-Im-disabled.-Yes-I-still-date-hot-guys.html

She's a guy magnet user

Appeals to the Maisie crowd I guess

> “Not to blow my own trumpet but I’m a good dresser, people think I’m attractive, I have blonde hair and blue eyes,” she says. “I do attract good looking guys. I have had people be like, 'oh they’re just friends right'?

>“They can’t comprehend someone muscly or attractive would possibly be with me. But it’s like, what do you think we do on weekends? Play chess? It goes back to their own insecurities that they can’t visual dating someone in a wheelchair and if they couldn’t how could anyone else?”

she's just getting raped but doesn't want to sound ungrateful

fucking mongo

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

i remember them actually, where the fuck did they come from???

>obviously dyed blonde hair
>those roots
>still acting like it's a plus
I'm just about done son

That's called an autistic spasm
You get them from your polluted air and poisoned water

With DirectTV you can.

You see we GOT THE POWER TO TURN BACK TIME.

A newspaper article about the ad the had the headline "cereal killer"
Started as a joke then people started morphing the story

Maybe I don't get it. Is it just "I faked an orgasm" ?

How about an old couple being burned alive to highlight the dangers of electric blankets?

>youtube.com/watch?v=Pgir2hvKpSg

I assumed she basically started jacking him off.

FUCK OFF BACK TO /BRIT/ WHERE YOU BELONG, SCUM.

She raped the sexually molested a male by touching his penis and forcefully extracting his semen

Whilst unfunny, I like it that she's able to make joke like that.

Hah yeah right all those photos are just of her. Where are these "hot guys" she's having sex with and not just taking selfies with in clubs?

If that's supposed to be it then I still don't get it even after having it explained.

In this scenario the packet represents the guys dick and the chocolate represents his semen

Has there ever been a maltesers advert that wasn't awful?

none, all are pastel-saturated, meme-soaked, obnoxiously chipper yuppie magnets that make my liver wish it had a second, smaller liver to drown so that it might forget the pounding it will take after I'm forced to watch hours of this tripe

Did this company sign some kind of contract to feature husks of human beings in their commercials or is all of Bongland this anti-euthanasia?

No Guy Fawkes Night for you, faggot.

I just want to say I love not being /brit/shit
We should all be gracious and thank the man above from not putting us there

Feels amazing really. We truly are lucky to not have been born in that looney bin

But Dr Christian is a real life gay

He wants her as an exhibit

At least she appreciates Aryan superiority, even if she will be one of the first to be sterilized in our new world.

>mum tell you ur gonna be rich luv
>you gonna be a child actor
>smile and dance for a cereal commercial on the telly yeh?
>walk into school the day after it airs
>"Oi m8s, did u see-"
>"THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT LUV!"
>"TASTE THIS YA FAGGOT!"
>goes on for about 8 years, yeh?
>fookin 'ell

Of course not.

Wrong board Sup Forums

I'm leading the catholic hunt this year

Fuck off you cunt. There's no upvoting here.

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>American tries to write bottletalk and fills it with American mannerisms and colloquial terms that would never be used outside of America

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so good

Why? Is it against the rules to express how I feel or something?
Are you so autistic you can't tell the difference between joy and hatred?

I thought she said member and proceeded to show its length.

British English.... for fucks sake.

It's more the fact she's a mongoloid and speaks like a deaf person