why were you banned? banned stories
>some faggot creates a thread posting his underage sister's panties
>makes the mistake of posting her face
>Sup Forumstards find her on facebook
>Sup Forumstards start messaging her and his/her parents "this is what your son gets up to"
>faggot starts pleading and begging "don't ruin my life, please, I'm begging you"
>thread 404s
>I create 2nd thread because it was too funy
>Get banned for doxxing
>in thread about women
>some random guy posts cp
>tell him he's a sickfuck
>3day ban for it
>posted nudes of arwen-chan
>some dickhead says she´s 17 in the pics
>ban´d because muh american laws
I was in a similar thread 2 years ago
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what'd she look like? what was her facebook?
I got banned for 30 days for something similar. I never enter any crap thread for anything. Got banned once for 3 then once for 30 just for posting in them. They are now on my ignore list.
hehe yeah I think that was the thread
I got banned for posting halloween themed porn on /x/, banned from Sup Forums for posting music-related porn such as nude girls with guitars etc.
I got banned from Sup Forums at least a dozen times, usually for filling Nazi and communist threads to the image limit with gay porn, posting shitty stale pasta, or derailing threads with evil dogger.
was having a cook along on /ck/ posted pics in the thread with my phone but replies on computer. Banned for "dodging captcha" 31 days
1. Got banned for telling trap-loving faggots in a trap thread to go to /lgbt/. Reason for ban is "CP". Mfw (pic related)
2. Someone started a dog-fighting (animals not airplanes) and I posted a link to some really vicious dog fucking up a small dog really badly.
I've been here since 2005, I've still never been banned for any reason.
It's really easy, don't post anything illegal, don't post porn on blue boards or where it's kind is not appropriate. Don't post anything illegal.
Don't be an obnoxious bitch.
Don't pump threads with illegal images or clear rule violations either, report and hide.
>no fun allowed
>go to 'fwuffy thread'
>reply "so is this an autism thing, or?"
>come back an hour later
>"OFFICIAL FLUFFY PONY BAN - 1 WEEK"
>literally what it said
>mfw butthurt admins are fluffy fags
why do you do that shit?
created a thread in /lqbt/ once
>you're all degenarates
or some shit like that, banned within like a minute without getting any replies. That was fucking quick.
>go on /s/
>post pics of Tweety bird
>???
>get banned
Using the filter to block out stuff you don't like, is a lot funner than spamming their threads and being an obnoxious bitch.
As for the other stuff it's just common sense.
got 'perma' banned for posting CP thought I was edgy helped a random 'b'tard out... not smart.
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anything come of it? cops?
30 day ban for posting a series of hot chicks getting railed by dogs. Ah well.
nah no biggy. just got banned, my ISP changed my IP randomly a few months later, went back on /b chatted shit, whatever. won't be doing that again, in fact I stopped looking at CP as a result of it, so it was overall a blessing.
Replied to a doxxing thread -24hrs
haha let us know how you go
WHERES MY FUCKING BAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm a good boy, I never break the rules so the most I get is a warning.
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that user who replied is right you know
Yeah
Yeah you utterly deserved that. Maybe a perm would have been better,
holy shit though /lgbt/ is as bad as tumblr
I mean it's actual cancer
Ohhh hoho you got 'em good user xdddd
but arnt you gonna get banned for ban evasion now that you posted that?
>Begged for BTC
>Banned for 3 days
did you get any?
maybe, but then my ISP will change my IP again, it just happens, like i give a fuck, perma bans are actually a joke.
kek, he got banned
and if i really cared about posting on /b as more than one of a hundred things to kill times there are ways i can change my IP sooo, whatever?
To see the immense butthurt it causes.
t. triggered pussy ass bitch
tweety is a guy
If only mods could ban your hardware, this site would be on track a lot more.
You know anyone it actually bothers, probably just clicks 'hide post' and moves on.
The only people responding are doing it for the same reason your posting it, they're retards with nothing else to do.
owch, I'll have you know my perma ban reformed me somewhat. so maybe this site is doing a good job. people change, perma bans fade into non existence. I'm a contributing member of society and i actually do some good shit on this board unlike most people, hurr durr make crystals in a glass, create chlorine gas, epic win .ect
is it even possible to suggest that there are mods who are completely reactionary? some are faggots? many are autists.
>fappening thread a while ago
>post screencap of king tommen from game of thrones jacking off on redtube with his nephew
>banned for CP
>appeal with proof & link to the video
>denied
>denied
>denied
>call mods fucking faggots in the appeal without proof this time
>accepted
Polack here
I lament the censorship on pol and b
Freedom breeds life
You'd just have to swap your device or buy a new pc, but if you get permabanned enough to get all your devices hardware banned you deserve it.
Only time I've ever heard of hardware banning is blizzard doing it to cheaters, and Idk if that's true.
>got banned
>changed IP
>created a new thread with the pic of the ban
>"You can't ban me faggots"
>banned for ban evasion
I got banned from pol for posting the name Benjamin Fischbein. Who even is this person?
Kek I fuckin remember that thread. I wonder how that dudes doing now.
yeah this pretty much.
Got a 30 day ban for posting a link.
OP had a song in his head and wanted to know if anyone knew the title.
Whistled is and recorded it, but didn't know a good site to host it on so people didn't have to download it.
I put it on a site for him and posted the link so people could help.
Got banned.
Fucking trying to help here, faggots.
And a 30 day ban? Fucking seriously?
Great thread, I remember it well also. Nigga was sneaking into his sister's drawers to take boi pucci pics in her underwear. I saved all the pics, got them right here
I got band for self advertising 4 years ago mid last year, I literally only been on Sup Forums for about a month by then.
>self advertising
for what?
see
I got banned for creating a thread about yotsuba rule34 and posting images in it.
Damn my trolling attempt came to naught.
Also, MMMOOOOOODDDDSS
Posted a pic of a girl fucking a cactus on x saying how retarded they are and I got a 3 day ban
alright this is funny haha
perma ban for posting funny gif
seriously
I've only been banned twice and they were both lifted because I hadn't done anything wrong no matter what u do your always at risk here for something whether it's a ban or virus. "Her whole life was a roll of the dice this one..."
link?
what? what do you mean?
I got banned for something I never did because some fuck using the same service provider & IP did something stupid to get banned.
I have that problem on my mobile, cant do shit on my mobile on Sup Forums
They are Keening in dog-heaven
I have a dynamic IP address and someone is running some kind of bot near me. It's really strange Trump posting, not pro or anti, but in articulate general b8 just listing off what ever he did that day.
It was really fucking annoying to deal with.
Yup, same here.
There's times I want to reply in a thread, find out I'm banned, decide whether or not the post is worth a reboot to refresh my IP.
And then I remember it's Sup Forums and don't.
>someone is running some kind of bot near me
how do you know?
how do you refresh IP on mobile?
I used to get banned regularly for spamming /x/ with threads about ICP.
It was the same damn posts, over and over again. The official ban was for botting as well as ban evading and proxy use. It wasn't posted in Sup Forums or even Sup Forums but like randomly in Sup Forums and Sup Forums.
a few weeks ago some some autistic spic was reeeing about how his whore sister ratted him out to his parents for being a degenerate neet and quiting his job. Posted pics of her in slutty halloween custom. I Traced pics back to her facebook and told his sister that he was planning on raping her and posted edited screenshots of thread. Doxing/raid ensues.
>pic related
i wonder what doesn't stop a disgruntled mods/janitors from putting up contact info for other mods/janitors
what a boring faggot you are