BRITISH RISK GO! THIS IS THE BEGGING OF A VERY LARGE SEQUENCE OF RISK GAMES! BE READY!
0= 4 territories
1,4,7= 3 territories
2,5,8= 2 territories
3,6,9= 1 territory
dubs= 5 territories
trips= 10 territories
quads= 20 territories
quints=entire team
sexts= all of an island
septs= YOU WIN TEH GAEM!!!!1!!1!!1!!1!!
octs=No way you're getting octs, fag
nines= ZOMG HAXOR!1!!111!!111111111111!!
Blue, England, the unholy cult of tea
expand moar
and moar
And morar!
the chippy, England, yellow
go towards chippy
...
fuck chippy and tea
Pubs, northern england, green
I meant southern
thems be fighting words
Unholy cult of tea towards pub
tea to chip
Lundone, London, purple
roll for more space
hell no
Tea to Lundone
reroll
blue expand
reroll
reroll again, fill england
...
tea expand
reroll
roll again