>helloween
WHY ARE YOU HEERE?
>helloween
WHY ARE YOU HEERE?
No one celebrates halloween in scandinavia
for you, bae
I WANT OUT
my girlfriend is sick and lives an hour away. she didn't want me to come over so her friend is taking care of her.
Because I'm alone and have no friends. I'll probably end it soon.
Work begins at 6 in the morning so I wake up at 4:30 to get a shower, eat breakfast, and then head out for the 35 minute commute. Plus I already went to a costume party on Saturday.
because i'm not american
pic related
My gf is from Canada and I promised her I wouldn't go partying heh
They absolutely do in Norway, and it's getting progressively worse each year.
listening to The Pipettes (Pull Shapes, Dirty Mind and Sex are songkinos)
I'm later going to watch Dr Quipz
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
cuck
Because I'm cursed to a life of isolation. I'll die alone.
It's haram
>le cuck meme
Andre is gay lol
>her friend is taking care of her.
Yeah, Jamal is good like that.
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY DELICIOUS
>Andre is gay
gay as in "i cum inside your girl" or gay as in "she deepthroat my bbc"
a few days ago i had some folks over and they wanted to see the dark knight rises for the first time. i laughed tears through the entire opening scene, completely losing it at "for you".
my family now thinks i'm some retard because of years of Sup Forums baneposing.
My balls hurt but I wanna fap. what do?
I've come to bargain.
I'M NOT FAT NEITHER STUPID
>tfw you're such a small guy no one will give you any (You)'s in any of the threads you participate in
lube the head real good and fap like a girl
Because it's 4 PM and nobody goes out till like 8?
Because it's monday. I was at a Halloween party this past weekend
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really makes you think
>blue underwear
Is this a homage to Blade Runner?
Here for you user, just for you
should big guys be aloud on Sup Forums?
>it's been four years
Glorious Sup Forums, forcing a meme for four years.
Just keep holding on user
you don't get to bring friends anyways
For you.
neither. hes just her gay bff
Ben?
PUMPKIN, I SAID PUMPKIN
Sorry to break it to you user but he isn't /fa/ enough to be gay. He's putting on an act and putting it in her
William?
GRAB YOUR MASK AND DON'T BE LATE
>gf's in another town
>im getting bored of drinking and partying
>i was out tuesday, wednesday and thursday
>i have an early-morning lecture tomorrow
your girl has an oddly proportioned nose
(You) are a big guy, for me
you're getting cucked son
nah, she's staying with her friend Tyrone
I trust him and he told me that he'd keep her out of any trouble so i'm not worried
>I can hear my neighbors fucking