Make your own horror movie

its another one of these threads

in the spirit of halloween, if you could make any scary movie without money,logistics, or hollywood being a problem what would you make

You asked for it.

A horror movie where alien wolfmen accidentally release a virus on the population of earth that turns a significant percentage of humans into rabid animals, and have to team up with the standard set of horror movie teens to make it back to their ship safely and undo the damage they caused. Gay werewolf alien on human butt sex occurs between the lead alien wolfman and the generic teen hero lead, they also survive through the end of the movie, and he leaves earth on their spaceship as an emissary.

a 2 hour movie where the first 1 hour and 50 minutes are pitch blackness and the last 10 minutes is me browsing Sup Forums

still better than anything ive watched recently

A lowly accountat falls in love with the estranged daughter of a small-time mobster, and decides to compete against her father in a karaoke competition, with tragic results

>A gay porn star seeking to break into mainstream acting becomes an unlikely hero when Hollywood is seized by a sect of vengeful Kazakhstani commandos bent on turning the world into a giant taco

>A man born with two penises races against time to evade a shadowy organization that wants to turn one of his members into a bomb to kill a political candidate

>A serial rapist is backed against the wall when one of his victims locates him and demands to become his apprentice, while a tough-as-nails police detective is hot on their trails

>A madman is destroying the world's supply of chairs, and it rests on the shoulders of the closeted homesexual President of the United States and his estranged lover, a reformed chairosexual anarchist, to stop him

>A group of introverted teenagers attend a party hoping to lose their virginities, unaware a local cult is targeting them for virgin sacrifices to revive an ancient sex deity

>A male-to-female transexual is left with only one breast after a surgery gone wrong, and embarks on a road trip to Mexico with her best friend to become whole, which puts them on the crosshairs of a single dad training a ragtag bunch of misfit Little League baseball players for the big game, a bumbling FBI agent investigating trafficking of body parts, and a deranged scientist trying to create a modern-day Frankenstein

>Short on money, Jeff Goldblum agrees to star in a low-budget remake of Jurassic Park playing everyone, including the dinosaurs
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>Parallel dimensions begin collapsing into eachother due to an ancient multiversal alignment, and only a young woman harboring ancient cosmic powers can save creation. She is rescued by a gruff hero-for-hire, who must protect her from his doppelganger from another universe, a dangerous assassin hired by a shadowy organization to ensure the end of the world

>The plot of "MacBeth" unfolds through the eyes of a group of amnesiac crewmen of a malfunctioning spaceship drifting through Space

>A young man raised by sentient falcons is deployed to sabotage a nuclear submarine, but things go haywire when its crew stumbles upon a society of humanoid amphibians created by the radiation of a forgotten meteor sunken in the pacific ocean, and the Falcon spy falls in love with their princess.

>A young reporter joins forces with a renegade priest to uncover a secret code in "Oliver Twist" that leads to a secret treasure build in a maze-like underground city beneath Paris, which also harbors the only weapon that can destroy a monster that roams the sewers and targets the innocent. In their way stands the President of France, who covets the treasure to fund his experimental hair transplant surgery.

>A young man named Gaylord Faggotstein by his abusive father as a mean-spirited joke sets to become the town's casanova, but soon begins campaigning for the plight of a secret community of homosexual sentient bears that live in the woods, putting him at odds with his conservative brother and the entire community.

>The crew of a spaceship on an dangerous voyage to Space to establish first contact with extraterrestrial lifeforms is targeted by a serial killer known as "Rocket Man", who murders people with a space axe, which is a regular axe, but used in space.

I have this great idea for a horror movie, it's completely original. I don't know why no other filmmakers have capitalized on it.

Basically, the movie will revolve around fear of opaque fluids. Milk, orange juice, that sort of thing. Imagine how scary it would be, you look inside your glass of milk and it just looks like milk since it's an opaque fluid. But then you start drinking it and a skeleton hand pops out of the milk and grabs your face!

And it just picks up from there.

It's about penguins in a medieval setting. Main character is a benevolent penguin cult leader and prophet who allegedly can hear god's voice. One day god tells him to eat all the children in the village to stop Armageddon. It's called "Happy Meal".

DOOM movie with actual demons/hell

It's like a slasher film but he rapes them all instead

so its a raper film?

ever read or heard of a book called The Bighead? Should be up your alley. There's also a bunch of murder obviously.

A slowburn psychological horror that isn't afraid to pull punches, avoids autistic jump-scares and overall works on mood building and playing off of people's actual fears. To be more specific:

I thought about that one story about the guy who dresses up in a rabbit costume and sits under a bridge. The film would focus on people who live in the area, the bridge being a set piece that nobody actually visits in the film.

The tension lies in the main character and his anxiety causing him to hallucinate. Now I said no jump scares, so instead we are gonna get longer and more developed desperate shots and shots that really put pressure on the audience visually. I want people to feel fucking sick emotionally. Drained even.

The film ends with the main character finally visiting the bridge, and the shot just lingers, as if something is going to happen, but nothing happens.

paranormal activity in space

Found footage movie about vampires. I'm actually considering just writing it as a book.
>family goes missing
>police find video camera
>tells story
Standard fare, but it's mostly how vampires are played with in the scenario that makes me want to do it. Treat them like the monsters they are, be as faithful to the folklore as possible. Basically I'd want it to be a modern Dracula, not necessarily in narrative, but tone and style.

I could tell you, but it might mess with my chances of making it myself one day

just watch Hellraiser: Bloodline

>A group of introverted teenagers attend a party hoping to lose their virginities, unaware a local cult is targeting them for virgin sacrifices to revive an ancient sex deity
this could actually be a movie

I would time travel back to 198something and write a screenplay for an R-rated X-Files movie.

>Paranormal Activity crossed with 30 Days of Night
that could be cool

>Jaws X. in the far off year of 2002. the scattered pieces of the shark jaw's corpse are gathered together and put into a nuclear reactor, scientifically, reanimating him. but something goes horribly wrong and he wreaks havoc on the crew of the space submarine where the movie takes place.

I don't know how I'd turn this into a movie, I always imagined it as a couple volumes comic series or illustrated novel of some sort. Anyhow:

Sortof an old timey, paranormal investigator-y story

The two main paranormal creatures of the world are a witch and a beast who are spiritual siblings. The witch holds sway over all living things and the after life. The beast reigns over the earth. 1000's of years ago they fought and came to a truce which forced them to give up a part of their spirits. Those portions of them were released into the world to live on in in the shape of other creatures. Cut to the 1700's and a girl is born. Unbeknownst to anyone she is the new bearer of the beast's partial spirit. When she reaches puberty the beast's spirit manifests and her blood becomes highly corrosive (think alien) but it also stops the aging process and grants healing abilities. A few years later her village is attacked by a band of supernatural cultists who worship the beast. They kill her family and attempt to take her to convert her into one of them like they do with many others. (these cultists are like tall hairless naked white people, primal in nature but cunning) The process of conversion leaves most dead as it did her, but she was able to heal and escape.

As she grows up over the next 20 or so years she uses her unique abilities along with her unnatural inclination toward the paranormal to make a living being an investigator of sorts with an end goal of uncovering and destroying the cultist group that killed her family.

Around this time, a boy is born. This boy is born in a village that is cut off from the rest of the world. Strange things happen in this place, it is always cold yet there are always fresh stores of crops and oil for laps and wood for fire. This village is like living in a cage where all life necessities are provided at the expense of freedom. No one who lives there really knows what's going on except a select few. ....

a bunch of Thomas Ligotti stories. The Frolic, Purity and so on.

This town is overrun with spirits, and with the years passing more and more trapped spirits fill the town's nooks and crannies. The boy grows up while being used by his mother to gain access to the spirit world by essentially giving him over to lonely spirits every night. He grows up in this nightmarish place and soon starts to use his connection with spirits to his benefit. Infact he finds he has an unnatural charisma when it comes to coaxing spirits to manifest and do his bidding. He has the witch's partial spirit and it grants him supernatural knowledge of the world around him. He eventually uses this knowlege to escape the town's borders where he meets the witch who reveals to him that the town exists as a means of generating spirits, armies of them that she will use to fight the beast once more and win. She gives him scripture that he combines with information he attained from his ghost friends that he tattoos on his body to give him the ability to fight and resist paranormal attacks. She lets him go with the promiss that he will help her fight beast when the time comes.

The story progresses with the guy and the girl meeting through mutual professional interests and then teaming up to fight the cultists and do some other stuff I haven't thought of yet.

Tldr I've never written any of this out so this is more for my benefit than your interest.

horror movie based on all those jap soldiers that were forced into burma swamps by US troops in WW2 and they all got eaten by crocodiles.c

idk if i'm being cliche but my idea for the perfect horror film is simply a filming of people dressed in all black latex in a completely white room and all they do is some weird war with no context unto how it started and all the socializing they do is completely alien to us and they don't use words. all this interrupted by grusome and lifelike torture forced on to these creatures in their odd innocence.

in some coastal town, bodies begin to wash ashore. With no record of any shipwrecks or possible refugee affiliations. There is no way to identify the bodies. They do not appear on any missing persons list. As mysterious bodies begin to accumulate in the morgue, an offshore hurricane accumulates at a bizarre type of year, faster than any recorded hurricane, and in an unrecognizable pattern. It's movements are sporadic and weather reporters are unable to clearly trace its threat level. Many citizens in the region fail to evacuate in time. As the storm reaches its climax and approaches the shore, the water begins to turn to blood, and the wind turns warm, scorching near the eye of the storm. Additionally, the unknown persons whom washed ashore begin to awaken and terrorize the local population. They can move unhindered through the wind and surging water. Crawling through shattered windows or rising in hordes from the flash flood of blood. The film follows a family and a news weather station, where the father of the family is employed. When the storm has passed, there are no bodies to be found in the red stained streets and abandoned homes. Some haggard survivors approach the shore, while helicopters survey the destroyed city. As a crowd culminates, they witness a mass of skulls floating far away in the distance, being pulled out to sea. The survivors walk into the ocean in a trance like state while out of state News stations cry out in panic and confusion at the surveillance of the phenomena. Credits

Men Behind the Sun as told by the Japanese.

>Nothing happened, what are you talking about? Huh? That never happened. What was Unit-731?

I have some of my own ideas but theyre too long to type out.

Although my dream project would be my own Wolfman movie and a Halloween movie

>a Halloween movie
can you write something better than Rob Zombie's Halloween 2? No you can't.