Tell me a joke

Tell me a joke

Haha good one

what's a snail on a boat?

a snailor

OP

Why did the musician have a breakdown?
He couldn't compose himself...

Your mother loves you

So, a rabbi, a rabbi, and a rabbi, walk into a "shower"

I used to be a taxidermist, but I got sacked for doing a half-ass job.

Anonymous 02/03/18(Sat)18:31:37 No.758798398

hilarious

What do you call a black man in a suit?

GUILTY!

my life

Who is the girl?

Whats the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

A: Only huge assholes at work today!
B: Sorry, to hear that.
A: Don't be, I'm a proctologist.

Elmo likes his cp, his crayon too

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Feminism

underrated

Moot's straight.

I was thinking about telling you, then I thought...no.


I don't think this is of any relevance.

Your life faggot.

figured it out, cunt. It's Jane Douglas.

>man sitting out side a school see's a boy and waves him over
>yes mister
>hay kids see if I give you $10 will you come in my car
>kid turns round with a big smile on his face.
> fuck me mister for $10 I will cum in your mouth.

Q: How does a blind skydiver know when he's close to the ground?
A: The leash on the guide dog goes slack.

tell that to the FBI

His name was Conor Clapton. Almost like Condor Clapton.

good for you, have a cookie.

What do you call a black priest?

Holy shit.

Holy shit we get free cookies?

your life

it's not really hivemind, but still neat

...

the lord moves in mysterious ways.... do you no da wae bruddah?

got em

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haha wow like if libtards rekt

DEEZ NUTS

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Op is a straight man

I know a really good knock knock joke, someone start me off

who's there?

you're hilarious. was it your step dad that molested you? or was is it just that you dad wasn't there? was your mom fucking other people when she should have been making sure you had dinner? or are they both still living together, pretending to love each other, while you know they haven't had consensual sex in years? do the cold stares they share over the occasional breakfast your mother makes bother you? is your father even there long enough to really ignore her?

Knock knock

knock knock who?

Awwwe look at little Timothy, being a big edgy boy, using the computer on his own for the first time.
Careful now, go check the Kid Cuisine you were heating in the microwave. It might burn.
You dont wanna get mum upset, especially after you convinced her you're old enough to use the microwave on your own.

autism

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Knock knock who's there?

I don't know you, please leave my property or I will call the police

I don't get it

Cultural appropriation.

No
and fuck (You)