LEMME SMASH. Have a house full of hommade dildos, and a sledgehammer

LEMME SMASH. Have a house full of hommade dildos, and a sledgehammer.

Dubs descides what I smash.

(No-homo. Aint about to touch the aids dildos.)

smash your own cock off

wait what? you actually live in that degenerate shithole?

Roll. Smash the wall a bit more if your putting a hole in it anyway

Not dubs. Not funny. How about i ninka star a window?

Go for it.

smash your wooden stairs

Burn it to the ground.

smash your cock faggot

Maybe i do maybe i don't user :D

smash 1 finger, which one is your choice

throw hammer through window

Smash the light fixture

Kek.

smash dildo baseball style

go home and contribute to society

Not dubs. Brb. Gonna play withs muh toys user!

Oh fuck you

shove toy in your arse

handle in your butt

Y THO?

It's WAY nore fun to be an absokute degenerate user!

Roof inception

WHEEEEEEEEw...

U ALIVE NIGGA?

YESSIR. where should i piss?
And can't samefag. Need bamps

Put me in the sreencap babe

Holy shit you're obese.

In the walls m8, try to write Sup Forums if u can

Op also. Op is a degenerate phoneposter since the internet and electricity was kill!

time stamp?

Directions unclear. Dick stuck in zipper...

Shove that bowling pin up your ass

no u

Take a shit in the toilet then sledgehammer the shit down the pipe

Cook crystal meth

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Put on the ladies underwear and burn your own clothes

well close enough
how about you take that bra and put a nail on it and stuck it somewhere

...fuuuuck. fine

Nooooo. As asaid. Nohomo. And everything is dildos

Nahh man. Am using it until it is full

This

Aint got none

This or Op a fucking pussy

... i busted all my windows out for $20 paypal last thread. Wind is over 30kmh.

Want a warm bed but i dont want charged with arson everyone down the road

Sledgehammer the front door off the hinges

Pin in pooper

rip out all the copper and sell it for crack

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Oh damn checkd

Show your dick

Rather be a pussy than a used bowling pin dildoing degenerate faggot

Smash testicles with sledgehammer

Side door?

Front and back went in the last thread

Whose are those?

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>that house
>those drawings
>OP's blatant lack of self regard

all of my wut

Nooooooope

Whose are those

Good idea! But can i sell it for food? Where does one sell coper here?

And all i have is a hammer and a wrench. Wrench wont fit stuff.

Just use hammer?

Nah, nohomo. Nobody wants to see a micropeeeeeenus anyway

Who the fuck would actually do this?

Nunya and dontchyas

Well, i have given up. Wrecked my life. Why not all of my shit?

Well shit, make the front door hole double the size then

Your mothers

Landlord will see. Side door? Brb

You have a phone, just google local scrapyards
Post pics of crack after success

White people

Wait you’re actually paying rent there?

understand that selling copper makes you very little money. its good for when your dealer wont give you a good exchange rate on food stamps.

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Almost. Boards in the way and i hit my finger

Yeah but a house full might net him enough to get high for a night, that’s all we’re after really

Will be like in 9 hours. There is a lot of copper under the house and a whole bunch of other big pipe. Iss that worth hammering off? Its really hard to break and stinks like hell.

Are sewer pipes like thunb sized?

Dubs have spoken

Was. Omw out soon.

Fucking heaters just turned off. Must have beed the gas bill shut off. Fuuuuuck

Good work
Use the scraps to build a bonfire oitside

Cool. And i got food stamps taken away

FUCKING LOVE YOU OP

This wind.

That field.

"In other news op arsoned 1000 homes."

Love you too user. Nohomo

Dubs have spoken

I don’t know, but if it’s copper it’s worth crack money

So make it a low bonfire and clear the area of flammable debris
>willing to destroy the house but not willing to make a safe and functional fire

A STRANGER APEARS!

user IS GIVE ME 10 CANS OF BEANS AND BUY US PIZZA!

Trading for a hot water heater and this sink and hoses

smasha TDC into one of the walls

Go outside and swing the sledgehammer around in circles, building up momentum.
Let go aiming for windows.
Double points if you manage to throw it through the wall.

this

>safe and functional fire.
>clear area of debris
>wing 400.5kmh
>NO...

Burn it OP, set it all ablaze

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What's a tdc?

Dubs

... no pics. Angery.

Fucking bounced off the side of th house and hit me.

Thanks

Yeah fuck it
Pretty much this then
Take pics of you burning the bras holding up a sign that says “Get us out of Vietnam NOW”

dubs

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Trips and i do it

OP just a little fire, it wont hurt anyone