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Leaf envy edition

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17 reasons? Muh dik is 17cm lmaooooooo

I'm not worried about the relationship im worried about my xbox

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sort yourselves out

>Reason #1: Our Prime Minister dances around in fag pride parades
>Reason #2: More diverse immigration
>Reason#3: Everything is socialized
>Reason #4 : We don't judge you by anything...except how much you like Hockey XD

You already know that's what the list looks like

reminder that jordan peterson is a crypto fascist

>Reason #only one that matters: free health care

hate trannies
love free speech

simple as

You say that like it's a bad thing. Are you perhaps the self-hating communist mulatto teenager /cum/ dislikes so much?

Honestly an open relationship is starting to sound hot

how

being on Sup Forums and reddit all day makes me miserable

I wish

>tfw agree with Pete but think that he's being too soft
What allowed politics to influence scientific research? The west is rapidly declining and most aren't even aware of it.

my dog killed a baby bunny today

That's beside the point. If you agreed to the open relationship your xbox would be in no danger.
If you weren't worried about being cucked, you wouldn't be averse to that idea. The fact that you are indicates you think she'll be more successful at the "open" part than you. At least, that's what seems to be the case based off of what you've posted thus far.

good night /cum/

Is anyone else here into cbt or femdom?

I hope you never wake up anime fag

yes he is in fact

apologize

sleep tight

see you tomorrow friend

>the proper way to treat frogs in /cum/

bruins

i'm unironically going to meet a nice qt nerd girl. go on a date or two. get drunk on a soft coach. then at least kiss her stupid fucking cute face.

based chinks

ah so this is the asian gf in its natural enviroment

uma delicia...

b o r e d
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I love chinese people now

feist, arcade fire, dears, godspeed you black emperor, Japandroids, besnard lakes, broken social scene, metric, frog eyes, islands, tragically hip, three days grace, Finger 11, new pornographers, wolf parade, Tegan & Sara, tokyo Police club, Swan lake, bare naked ladies, i mother earth

why are canadians so much better at music than us?

what are your plans for the next 5 years, what do you wanna do?

I think they're still giving away payday 2 copies for free on steam if you guys wanna play together

*kisses your forehead*

Wearing flip-flops while cycling really irritates me, for some reason.

Im going to work real hard talk to some people I used to know and try to get my old job back at the fbi

>have a really comfy vpn provider job
>basically collecting NEETbux because I rarely have to leave my bedroom
>have friend who works at an ISP
>ISP is offering me double my current salary to work for them
What should I do guys?
I'm basically a glorified NEET. I sleep whenever I want, wake up whenever I want, I wear my pajamas all day and play vidya a lot.
The ISP is offering more money, but I'll have to wake up early every day, get dressed, buy a car, interact with normalfags, ect.
On the plus side the ISP gig will be less of a legal headache I imagine.

what exactly do you do

go for the ISP job

literally none of those are good lmao

did i ever tell you lads about the time my nut swelled and i went temporarily insane and thought among other things the hospital was inducing my into a cult

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No, I dont remember that or you being in the hospital for a month at all

Once, my nutsack swelled to the size of an orange due to kidney problems.

Sounds boring don't wanna hear about it haha

Ow, i hope you amputated them

What, at the VPN company or the ISP?
Well, it's more or less the same for both.
A net admin/analyst who also resolves customer tickets as needed.

no but you were rude to me when you were in the hospital

You think so?
My main concern is I'll hate it and I'll bail out in a month

Locked out of my motel until just a few min ago

People shouldnt be nice to janitors

mine was the size of an egg
how so
im sorry ;_;
i also thought i was in a film and the bed they strapped me to was a bomb
then ipissed my pants

sounds comfy

you dont answer phones or any of that boot licking shit?

provide evidence that im a janitor because im not

you seemed angry a lot and you didn't like my one line shitposts

gonna do some fucking planks

how are leafs so much less obese than us? we eat the same things, share the same culture I dont get it

jst bants lad

Good luck user and report the time to us.

>we eat the same things
you eat more of it

better health care

I had proofs back in the day there was a janny from virginia I cant remember what it was though

now we have leddit flags and you deleted my thread the other day.

also youre a huge fag like any janny would be

h*nrico=janny

>Socialism
>Better

I wish I was a janitor so I could really clean up this place. I swear I'm going to apply next time

not surprising
he's a bugman as well

i didn't delete your thread, i posted in it you dumbass

also im not a fag

Good healthcare doesn't magically cure obesity

I don't know how they choose but judging by all the /cum/bums here who say they apply and then complain about not being selected makes me think they don't pick many people. Also
>wanting to do it for free

Whatever you say, big pharma

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no really. I don't want to wait months to see a doctor.

I want to do this

how do I do this. currently getting an IT internship next week

Nope. Won't have to answer phone calls at either job

Hell I'd buy a pass if it meant I could arbitrarily delete posts and block people. I crave power.

>being from the pacific northwest
>being allowed to call other people bugman

pick one

Do what, work for a VPN or ISP?

> I crave power
Quite a few anti-janny images devoted to that trait

twitch dot tv/therealjoeyd

me playing fallout 4

noice

i was watching mang0s stream and i said his beer was big.

he called me out and told the mods to time me out lmao.

>twitch streamers
>twitch watchers

oh come on, admit it'd be really satisfying to delete posts from people you hate
(I pretty much only hate the german)

Not a huge fan of white girls 2bqh

either, as long as I'm in a position working from home earning a reasonably amount of money

Ask him when he's gonna 4 stock hbox lfmao

iirc only mods get to delet posts, jannys just flag things for mods.

The only thing you cannot call the bugman is his name

jannies can delete posts and recommend bans which temporarily blocks the poster

How much longer till canada is venezuela?

wtf, average rents are actually higher in Mississauga
who the fuck would willingly live there

*South Africa
ftfy

whats the story behind this character

he's a janitor, but why does he do it for free?

Don't forget major cities usually have more gibsmedat housing for the immigrants that are making us rich. Lowers the average rent.

just two more minutes of planks

yo nigga

wait ill do planks with you

what are we doing? start at 10:07
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Oye negro

two minutes consecutively?