Mfw Howard the Duck is not regarded as kino on this planet

>mfw Howard the Duck is not regarded as kino on this planet
please explain why this is

he's a duck

that's not an argument, what are you a quack?

What is kino?

Only good capeshit other than Blade and Spawn

This movie fuckin rules

lea thompson a cute
CUTE

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Pantyhose-kino in her early scenes too, goddamn

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>some people who see howard freak out and try to kill/cook him
>some people don't freak out at all
>bouncer throws a "costumed kid" into the alley
some really weird choices in this movie

I jerked off to her in Caroline in the City for years

>they didn't even bother to put the make up on her palms and legs

never saw that here unfortunately, it's on youtube but in 240p, wow tnx youtube

tbph didn't notice that in the scene it happens kinda fast

It's just another ridiculous comic book movie. 30 years doesn't make things classic.

sure it does, though Tim Robbins is particularly awful in this

I remember how disappointed everyone was with this at the time...we all had such high expectations of George.
Maybe I should watch it again. It's been a while.

George didn't direct it though.

I loved it as a kid when it was on tv, but I was too young to set up any expectations

Duh I know kid. He didn't direct Raiders either. At the time though this was touted as being the next big Lucasfilm project. We were all stoked af. Then we saw the film and it bummed everyone out that Lucas had lost that midas touch.

They assumed that everyone would focus on her boobs

I was 14 at the time and expected this to be as good as Star Wars and Indian Jones. We all did.

Fuck they advertized the shit out of this too.

if the humans were less campy it could have been an ok movie imo, Tim Robbins, the cops and some of the random douchebags scenes were rather poor, some of the villains lines are kinda poor too. But Howard and Lea made for a fun rewatch, though it probably has been like 25 years since I last saw it.

>please explain why this is
Plebs gonna pleb

>Lucas had lost that midas touch.
The prequels are on par with the OT though.

holy shit here come that rancor cousin

don't even start

I am certainly going to add this to my watch again list lad

>The prequels are on par with the OT though.
helloooo gorgeous

lmao remember his little condor for his tiny peen

>condom
it didn't even have a wrapper, the madman

>be me year 12 biology class
>have to raise a chicken for some fucking reason.
>say fuck that get a duck instead.
>name duck howard.
>yfw no one got the joke and thought it was named after john howard our prime minister at the time.
>yf when you have no face.

at least you could share it on 4chin faceless one

thanks kino senpai

I like to imagine her surprise when Howard reveals how ducks actually mate. Imagine being him, grabbing and holding her tight as your corkscrew duck dick jackhammers her tight human pussy, breaking the ultimate taboo: beastiality... with a duck. The corkscrew jackhammers right to her womb and causes irreperable damage but gets her pregnant with a 1/4 duck baby. I'm assuming howard is half duck as he looks like a duck crossed with a human. In fact, I like to imagine howard's member as a combination between a corkscrew duck penis and a human penis.

Howard's penis is akin to a cosmic roadway, spiraling up and down seemingly forever, its twisting veins the only detail on its glistening and supple white skin. Howard's penis is white. There's no doubt about it. Bright white. And the tip is bright orange. I can see it now: that corkscrew, that marvel of God himself, that perfect and lustful and so savagely violent tool of breeding: Howard's cock, jackhammering Lea Thompson's tight human folds. She would begin to rupture at the vagina and slowly cave in on the crushing movements of Howard's screwcock. Her body would inevitably be ripped to shreds by the up and down movement of the corkscrew itself. Howard would literally would fuck her to death.

g'day cobber 'ope you 'ad a fair dinkum halloween ya bastard

a classic of the copy pasta genre. always good to read.

So is this guy a new meme now, or what?

Only his wanting to be a meme can be a meme.

yeah celebrated the same way I do each year.
leave a kidney out in the hot sun all day for the dog near the front door.

seems to freak out the FOB's when they come to steal my Vegemite. fucking unaustralian if you ask me.

So?

This might be the worst movie I've ever seen. It's three hours long, too.

How the FUCK did this movie even get made?