/heem/: david teymur edition

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Previous thread: News:

mmajunkie.com/2017/05/why-dana-white-had-reason-to-laugh-after-kevin-lee-punched-michael-chiesa-at-press-conference

mmajunkie.com/2017/05/one-more-time-daniel-cormier-vs-jon-jones-title-rematch-headlines-ufc-214-on-july-29

mmafighting.com/2017/5/13/15613082/ufc-211-predictions

mmafighting.com/2017/5/13/15629072/ufc-211-odds-gambling-guide-stipe-miocic-junior-dos-santos-joanna-jedrzejczyk-jessica-andrade

mmajunkie.com/2017/05/iuri-alcantara-meets-newcomer-brian-kelleher-at-ufc-212-in-rio-de-janeiro

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TYRONE FOR SAM

FUCK DUBLIN

KEK

Kek

>JON

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>mfw Jon deliberately fucks it up again cause he knows Daniel is going to kill him so he opts to forever have that ''i'm the real champ he never beat me'' excuse

You guys know when 214 actually airs the crowd is gonna be 100% behind Jones, right? This is so cal. We like cool people. We don't like square dorks. Also DC fans are low income losers that cant afford UFC tickets.

ACB 60 LIVE!
>ACB 60 LIVE!
ACB 60 LIVE!
>ACB 60 LIVE!
fite.tv/watch/acb-60/2jv76/

>Jon Jones: I beat you after a weekend of s u c c

>lose decisively to Jon Jones
>get a paper belt
>duck him at 197
>weigh in 206.2 regularly
>it's Jon who's making excuses

hmmm

Jonathon "Bones" Jones

>tfw you will never cash her outside

fite.tv/watch/acb-60/2jv76/

ACB60 live now, Mir is commentating

Hey.
You still here pussies?

No one cares about that off brand, dollar store mma.

>2017
>liking Jones

Cute

>use steroids
>poke eyes
>still only able to get decisions against non-dinosaurs
Really boggles the noggin'.

MMA is more then only the UFC you casual faggot

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Did they close the fight pass VPN loophole? I cleared all browser history and cookies but it keeps showing as a US user.

>cash her outside
what does that mean?

If you don't want to impregnate her you're gay.

>kill daughter
>pull out of fights
>lay on top of everybody*

*except Jon Jones

>david teymur edition
Why do you try to push this guy so much? He's not Muslim you know?

you might have to log out and log in with the VPN

Croatia is fighting Serbia!

if you're really not memeing its a meme

youtube.com/watch?v=ilzvNrzJfvA

average floridian girl
and that's considered a white one lol

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Finish the old thread you autistic fucks

Who is the old bald guy with the UFC shirt and why can he beat any fighter there?

which woman fighter do you like watching the most?

>maim pregnant woman
>ruin entire cards
>struggle against a gatekeeper when your main strategy (poking out eyes with your scarecrow arms) is banned
What a champ.

I dont think you know what the word 'maim' means.

calderwood is low key qt

Gabi.

JJ or Rose

Ay yo /heem/, check this out, I was just at /r/mma right, heard these two dudes talkin, one of them said to the other one that they knew someone who said you guys are wack!

>mess up your children's future due to impersonating a UFC champion
>ruin your Olympic team's chance for gold
>struggle against washed up 185 pound Anderson on a 2 day notice with stomach flu
What a chump.

Does anyone remember that dude from Estonia who was training to fight some other guy from /heem/ and was super serious about doing it and was always talking about how edgy and hardcore he was

And then he pussed out and never posted on here again

There are some real weirdos around

i doubt /r/mma knows /heem/ exists

its the sherdog to our underground

this. The way he was ragdolling Chiesa was quite impressive. Seems like a decent wrestler

All Estonians are total pussies.

I'm not insulting you I'm asking a serious question

>I wish they would let me next door so I could spit on your spit on your FUCKING DICK

Woah, what did DC mean by this?

>a druggie almost killed somebody so an entire division needs to be put on hold for years until he gets his shit together
>use steroids
>poke eyes
>still have to rob Gus
>''struggling'' against the GOAT is the same as struggling against a one-armed gatekeeper

Valentina Shevchenko

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you're repeating yourself, you're getting emotional Daniel

JUST MAKE IT TO THE FIGHT JON

thats Westbrook tho

you sure about that?

>all blak people look the same
>even when wearing different clothes

I know but they dont

I'll do that Daniel, I'll do that. Only towel you'll be needing this time will be thrown by your coach Daniel.

Conor actually has style though
Except for those goofy as fuck glasses anyway

Someone post pics of JoJo

>Conor actually has style though
The state of Britain hahahahaahhahah

>Jo Calderwood is even remotely attractive
What is this meme

the best part of the press conference was when lee smacked the spaghetti right out of chiesa's pockets

Now that she's grown her hair back out from the buzzcut-on-one-side dyke meme I find her really qt.

I want to fuck Calderwood's accent

Miocic sucks

You just keep those fingers to yourself, young man.

>Chin beard mudslime knows all about sartorial elegance
Who the fook is that guy

For me, it's Tyson Fury, the best dressed fighter.

Anyone else get really nervous the day their boy has a fight?

#whitepower

Not so much the day as the walkout.

sorry bro, no coming back from that

>Miocic sucks

he is boring but efficient. He has better chance but it can go both ways.

He can pull anything off

She is pretty trashy, but still really cute.

I stand by it you mug
Why would I give a shit if you capped it?

Nah bro just bait no hate
But i will never forget what he did with ma boi fabricio

steepay is a tall guy

How many minks does it take to make a coat that big

For (you)

Because I like his style and personality, I think he has a lot of upside, and I picked him in a moderate upset against Lando

Normally I'm the same, but it started early today.

I'm pretty nervous for Stipe and Maia tbqh

For me it's Jason Knight, Joanna, and Stipe, in that order.

shieeet

DELET

>and I picked him in a moderate upset against Lando
same, spinny shit vs decent kickboxer.
But personalty wise he's quite boring and skill wise is good but plenty of skilled fighters that don't get threads. You need to mix it up

but current heavy UFC is pretty boring to watch, its all about whoe is bigger and better boxer, Diaz and McGregor are where its at.
Dos Santos is an absolute dude, but Ill rute for Stipe because Hrvatska.

I have this weird vibe that Stipe for some reason isnt much liked by the crowd, they were hissing him with weight ins against Dos Santos. what is up with that?

for you, both santos and him are identical height 193cm.

>ywn see a Masvidal vs Diaz banger

Why does he seem like such a poser? If it came out that he wasn't actually in the military at all I wouldn't be surprised.

So nervous for my boy Jorge but I have a lot of money on Maia so if he wins I'll be upset

hmmm

Depends on where he's fighting. I have no idea why they'd dislike him in Texas, but when he defended against Overeem in Ohio he did the "O-H" chant and the "I-O" from the crowd nearly blew my headphones off.

Dude looks like a fuckin Baki the Grappler Character

If Dana was there Chiesa wouldn't have charged Lee

These dudes need to hespec Anik

post fighters you're rooting for on UFC 211

>Stipe
>Jason Knight
>Maia

>Stipe isn't liked by the crowd
I'm not sure, maybe they're just rooting for JDS or some rivalry with Ohio? Doubt they hate either guy because they are both top lads

>betting against your boy

I'm off to bed straight after the Jorge fight, the wmma will be 5 rounds and the main event is either gonna be a quick heem or 5 rounds of swanging and banging so I don't care for seeing it live

>Baki
Patrician taste, burgerbro.

Tbh dude when it comes to HW fights the crowd is strange sometimes.same with cormier they can BOO him and whatever but he holds the title so i dont know whats wrong with the crowd sometimes