What the fuck have you done to me Sup Forums, I blame you all for this

What the fuck have you done to me Sup Forums, I blame you all for this
EVERY.SINGLE.ONE.OF.YOU

>Be me
>31 year old straight male
>just got out of 8 year relationship with QT3.14
>go on Sup Forums for comfort, start looking at trap threads
never used to look at them while in relationship
>get more and more turned on by it the more I look
>the longer I go without sex, the more I like them
>to the point where I'd rather look at trap threads than try and find new girlfriend
>now dick gets diamonds just at the sight of anybody who looks like a girl and has a slight bulge in panties
this goes on for around 2 months
>jacking off to these feminine beauties with their glorious cocks out isn't enough
>want more, want action, want the real thing
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>Start signing up to any and all dating/kink/swingers sites I can looking for feminine cock
>not impressed
>a week or so in and only seem to find ugly, hairy men in dresses and wigs
>carry on beating it to trap threads while desperately searching for my phallic Goddess
>So horny, jacking off up to 6 times a day looking at traps
>begging anons for sauce plox on almost all trap pics
>still finding nothing in real life but fakes and hairy bastard men crossdressing pathetically
>start thinking Sup Forums trap threads are a fictional conspiracy
>fall in to depression
>vaginas stop doing anything for me in porn
>chronic masturbater, giving up on life
THEN

>message from "Jasmine"
>looks like a girl, skinny, real long hair, not a wig, nice looking 7" dick, small balls, all hairless
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>joke about the amount of men in dresses claiming they are TV/TS, she laughs and agrees
>chat for a few days, get on well, exchange more pics
>move to Skype, looks amazing on cam
>now is the time user, ask her, ask her!
"umm, how about, we...meet up?"
>can't believe she said yes!
>wants me to meet me at her house, she lives alone
Tomorrow is the big day
>Trouble sleeping, can't get her out of my mind
>dick like solid granite, red hot and pulasting
>jack off and cum almost instantly, dick stays hard
>jack off 3 more times, each time takes longer, but still pretty fast
>fall asleep, stomach covered in cum
>wake up and have to peel the bed sheet off my tummy
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>jump in the shower
>shave, aftershave, deodorant, brush, floss, mouthwash
>skip breakfast, don't want my stomach to bloat
>call her on Skype
>she answers, laying on the bed in just stockings, dick is visible, soft, looks small and cute
>tells me she's ready for me, says I can spend the night
>get in my car start driving
>get close to her house
>fuck, too nervous, can't do this
>spot a store across the street
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>grab beers, vodka, peach schnapps and some breath mints
>sit in car outside her apartment building and down 2 beers and some of the Vodka
>5 minutes later I can feel my inhibitions lowering
>stuff a few mints in my mouth
>I'm going in, fuck this, don't know why I was nervous
>ring on her intercom number
"hey is that you?"
>fuck, she sounds so sexy
"Yeah, got some drinks too"
"great, come up user"
>door buzzes loudly and I enter
>only lives on 1st floor so take the stairs
>door is open when I get there
>let myself in
>close door behind me, and then I hear
"I'm in here"

>voice is coming from the bedroom
>walk in
>I see her there, my Goddess, still just in stockings, laying on the bed scrolling through the Netflix menu on her TV
>kick my shoes off, take my jeans off, climb on the bed next to her in my boxers and T shirt
"So, what do you want to watch"
>tell her I don't mind, she sticks Black Mirror on, season 1
>don't tell her I've already seem them all
"Black Mirror, good choice"
>pass her a beer
>spend the next hour or so just drinking
>kinda' drunk my this stage
>Notice her cock is hard
>Fuck it, I'm going in
>put my hand on it, and she turns to face me, we kiss
>she puts her hand in my boxers, and grabs my dick, it's not fully hard but almost there, always have this problem when I drink
>we jack each other off while kissing, then she gets up and takes my boxers off
>she puts my cock in her mouth and puts her cock next to my face
>without thinking I take her Goddess cock and start sucking it
>this feels so right, so perfect
>I start gently stroking her balls while I suck
BAM!!!
>she cums in my mouth
>hot, tastes strange, hits the back of my throat, never experienced this so out of shock I pull my head away
>she carries on spraying her cum for a few seconds, it's hitting me in the face now
>I really fucking like this, can still taste her divine girl-jizz in my throat
>she giggles and gets up
"but I haven't cum yet"
>she bends over on the bed and says
"I know, I want you to do it inside me"
>god, her asshole looks so clean and inviting
>grab the Schnapps bottle and take a huge swig, the cum seems to feel like it's stuck in my throat
>I put my face right up against her asshole and spit on it, my spit is all thick from the Schnapps
>my dick is still just past semi-hard because of the alcohol
>I have trouble getting it in at first, dick is bending, but manage it in the end
>start pounding away, can feel dick getting harder the more I fuck

Wow this thread is even better the second time

keep going user

>notice she's getting hard too, can see it growing as if flaps back and forth
>reach around and hold her penis, start jacking her off as I fuck her
>something is happening deep in my balls, I feel it, getting stronger
>start pumping away at her tight asshole harder, oh fuck, I'm going explode
>dick is so hard now that it almost hurts
>she's screaming really loud
>with the energy of the Big Bang, my dick errupts in her ass like an angry volcano
>I cum for what seemed like a long time, remember feeling it squirting out like a water gun every time it pulsated
>fall back on the bed, see her asshole gaping, my cum dripping out of it
"I'm still hard user, can I do it to you"
wtf.wtf - Never even considered recieving anal
"umm, I don't... Ummm.. Okay let me have another drink"
>down the last 2 beers, and throw some Vodka down my neck
>bend over on the bed
>feel a sharp pain, but not as bad as I thought
>he goes slowly the whole time, actually starts to feel quite nice
>over pretty quickly, 7 or 8 minutes max, don't remember feeling cum or anything
>feeling dizzy now, can't talk without slurring
that was the last thing I remember from that night

>Wake up, in bed alone, can hear the shower
>fuck, so hungover, head is banging
>memories of the night before start flooding back to me
what the fuck did I do all that for?
>get out of bed, look down
>dick is a weird crusted mess of brownish yellowish dried up flakes, asshole feels tender and wet
omg I feel sick
>bang on bathroom door
"hey I really need to have a shower are you going to be long?"
>door opens, and she walks out
>that's not a she! No makeup, hair isn't all voluminous and thick like I remember..
>this faggot looks like a typical male grunge fan
>fuck, fuck... I've just had sex with Kurt Cobain
>the horror of what I'd done hits me like a ton of fucking bricks
>quickly turn, not caring about my crusty dick, and start getting dressed
"what's wrong user, why are you in a rush"
>can't believe this disgusting faggot is talking to me, leave me the fuck alone please
>fully dressed, head for the door, don't even want to look at this gaylord
"hey are you not even going to talk to...." SMACK
>I've punched this homo cunt dead in his nose without thinking
>he collapsed to the floor, I stand there shocked that I'd done that, I don't want to go to jail
>look down at him, he looks up at me, nose all bleeding
>then the absolute faggot lets out a scream like a drag queen had stepped on the worlds most jagged Lego
>I need to shut this fag up and stop him chasing me to my car
>Do my best Bruce Lee imitation and kick him in his manly jaw
>he slumps to the ground whimpering, I threaten him, tell him not to tell anybody about this and not to follow me or contact me again
>run to car, drive home, delete all profiles
>feel absolutely disgusted with myself that I let that homosexual bastard take advantage of me
>probably wanted for assault
>start writing this


This is all your fault Sup Forums, traps only look good in photos, or videos where they've spent 6 hours doing their gay
makeup. Stop making other people do gay things because of your faggotry threads you CUNTS

Oh my gosh, you got the AIDS bruh. You got the AIDS. And you fucked a dude.

stupid queer

I'm straight

This is why you never, never, have sex with Sup Forumstards.

Fuck off with the faggot spam.

WE NEED A FAGGOT CONTAINMENT BOARD CALLED /fag/

PACK ALL THE FAGGOT PORN SPAM IN THERE

ALL THE TRAPS, ALL THE DICK RATE THREADS, ALL THE OTHER FAGGOTRY, WHOOSH, GONE, SLAM THE LID AND KEEP THE FAGGOTS LOCKED IN THERE, WRITHING IN A CESSPOOL OF FETID STALE SEMEN, ISOLATED FROM DECENT SOCIETY. FUCK THE FAGGOT SPAM!!!

spam faggot, fuck off

>FAGGOT SPAM!!!

If anything, this turned in to the most homophobic, bigoted thing ever

I feel gay for reading this

GET THE FUCKING FAGGOT PORN SPAM THE FUCK OFF OF Sup Forums ALREADY

Did you even read the last part? OP is a homophobic prick, he beat the shit out of the twink for no reason

Sure are a bunch of newfags in this thread

I hope you die of aids

Thats a shop mein negga.

Any women with vaginas still exist? Back in my day men were men and women were women. Period. Maybe I am mistaken but new genitals didn't appear out of nowhere right? I've only seen penises and vagina's. Penis goes in vagina. It's not rocket science. It's like when I milk my chickens, I can't milk a rooster because he is male. If I put a dress on him he still has no milk. So please for the love of the one and only god, explain exactly how believing you're magically a woman makes you any different than a rooster in a dress. I feel like America is taking crazy pills. Why can't you just have sex like the god wants. I'm literally surrounded by morons... Nobody turned you gay... You just were.

Yeah i see why you hang around on B as a 31 year old.

I am bored af so lets assume this is not bait/Copypasta.

> You decided to hook up even though you knew she was a he in disguise (What did you expect you moron?)
> You take it up the ass ("Feminine peniz makes it non gay hur dur")
> "Do my best bruce lee imitation" Cringe.
> Look dude it is completly normal to realise that you are not gay after hooking up with a trap.
> It is not normal to freak out and punch him, not only that but you seem like a sick fuck overall.
> Plus dafuq you fell asleep with cum on your chest? Nasty ass Nigga.

He felt dirty. I remember a video of this black guy blowing college age dudes. The black guy looked middle age. It was amateur, home made. Some of the guys are fags so when they came they'd hold the nigger head admirably as he continued to suck post orgasm. This one dude wasn't though. He looked nervous and the moment he came he had this look of revulsion on his face. And the nigger kept sucking. Guy looked miserable and disgusted.

Sup Forums is right. Its stupid to assume that everything is a jewish conspiracy but this is a jewish conspiracy. Theyre trying to turn you into a faggot so you wont breed and it looks like you took the bait. Youre best bet is going on a spree or offing yourself. Sorry buddy.

Seriously Fuck you faggots. You and your left wing feeling can go eat a pile of shit

You need to go straight back to fuking tumblr you queer loving sissy libcuck

Now this is really not even trying bait.

haha you had sex with a dude, seemed to enjoy it, and then flipped your shit after reality set in!

how many times are you going to post the same thread you dirty cocksucker

Jesus christ user.....

>takes stairs to 1st floor

Britbong detected

2, I just figured there would be more people online at the weekend so thought I'd tell my story again, hopefully it will stop people making the same mistake I did

It won´t

Only ways to break trap fetish is:
> Get a gf or similar. Which if someone is as far down as you are is impossible
> Try it and find out that it is not that nice (For most people).

Ahahahahaha neck yourself mentally ill faggot.

KEK

I'm not mentally ill, the trap is for pretending to be a girl