Pls help, Ive accidentally rubbed tiger balm onto my bellend...

pls help, Ive accidentally rubbed tiger balm onto my bellend. Ive tried water & milk but its still really really fucking hurts, what will stop the burning?

Suicide.

when you learn to engrish

Cut your dick off. Go outside, throw it a the first old person you see.

Seriously guys this sucks! I need to stop looking at /r/ for self-pleasing tips. This is some shit I would have expected from you bastards now muh dick is getting ready to fall off!

I live in a hospice dickhead.

My cross country team would put tiger balm on our balls after meets you pussy

Yeah but I'm a guy, sweetie.

Trips speaketh the truth!

well O.P your're in the right place for no to help you..... comfort care motherfucker.....

dont pretend to be me, and if you must dont accuse me of being a fucking redditer!

More tiger balm will do the trick.

Go hijack another thread mr.troll. I have real issues!

meant to send to

quads i guess im leaving fuck you O.P

"Accidentally"

Yeah. You accidentally walk into a door or drop something on your foot. This took effort

this is gonna sound strange op, but what you want to do is take a steel wool pad, put some extremely hot sauce on there (habanero based at least) and furiously ex-foliate your cocknballs

I was rubbing it into my shoulder, forgot I had it on my hands... it could happen to anyone.

>rubbing into shoulder
Personally op I've never met anyone who refers to their dick as their shoulder, but hey different strokes mate.

put more on blend plese!!

POST CLOSE UP OF HEAD OF PENIS WITH FLASH ON