OFFICIAL tampa bay rays (18-20) @ boston red sox (18-17) GAMETHREAD

the game has been moved up to 1:05 PM

blake snell (0-3, 3.96) pitches for the rays

chris sale (3-2, 1.92) for the sox

lineups to follow

TAMPA BAY RAYS
1 - Souza Jr., Steven RF
2 - Robertson, Daniel 2B
3 - Longoria, Evan 3B
4 - Weeks Jr., Rickie DH
5 - Morrison, Logan 1B
6 - Beckham, Tim SS
7 - Norris, Derek C
8 - Kiermaier, Kevin CF
9 - Bourjos, Peter LF

BOSTON RED SOX
1 - Betts, Mookie RF
2 - Pedroia, Dustin 2B
3 - Bogaerts, Xander SS
4 - Benintendi, Andrew LF
5 - Young, Chris DH
6 - Moreland, Mitch 1B
7 - Leon, Sandy C
8 - Bradley Jr., Jackie CF
9 - A Literal Black Hole 3B

GAY THREAD

umm... what's wrong with that...

Have a feeling this is going to be a very low run game because of how cold it is tbqh

how cold is it?

oh, why are they wearing all that pink

Surprised Sale didn't cut up that gay Jersey

About 50ยบ and is going to keep getting colder throughout the day

!!!A GOOD PLAY AT THIRD BASE!!!

to celebrate gay pride, didn't you know it's gay day? Look at the OP

Mother's Day

>gay day

that's every day when ur around...

Marrero is unironically our best 3rd basemen

>only one K so far

is the 'chris sale' meme finally over?

>OP
WHY

>onlly two K's

sad!

LOVE watching this snell guy pitch, can't take my eyes away, dunno why

Didn't the mother's day meme colors only used to be on the sunday

ya but theis year they're not playing on sunday

...

once in awhile ur really reminded that mookie is black :fistemoji:

MOOKIE IS A MAMA'S BOY PASS IT ON

wtf I hate peanut now

can anyone explain me the salt thing

"Salt" is only a few letters off of "Sale" and he hates peanuts

...

haha it would be funny if sale cut this uniform up because he hates wearing different ones hah

FUG

fire SALE when

''''''''''''chris'''''''''''''' sale

THE CATCHER REACHED OUT OF THE BULLPEN TO CATCH THAT

CHALLENGE THAT

ITS INTERFERENCE!!!!!

umm no idiot

all legal

>peanut on the sideline again today
WHY

>snell

with a name and face like that you can only be the unlikeable irritated loser in middle school

snell is the name of the Northeastern library haha

oh yeah, he's so unlikeable, hate watching him pitch, just HATE the way his pants are gripping his thighs on his windup,

no gays allowed in red sox threads

I bet you like peanuts

it was weirdly satisfying seeing the ump call him out on a balk and have him get all flustered

slim, lithe upper body, POWERFUL legs and trunk, a real ballplayer... loving the closeup nesn is giving us rn

Can we all take a second to talk about how they replaced literally our guy with a PEANUT.

A FUCKING PEANUT

ya desn't bother me at all in fact it's an upgrae

>it's an upgrae
'no'

>pink bats

come the fuck on

who does snell's eyebrows

is Sale an ace?

>losing 1-0

uhh this game is going pretty fast..........

I bet he doesn't even have the shirt....

too fast for you , OLD MAN?

loooooool jackie sucks so bad

lads, are red sox gonna win this? clueless britfat here

umm,,, no

ROOKIE

MOOKIE

WOW
O
W

MOOOOOKIE

HR for the only good hitter on this team hell yeah

god fucking damnit i knew red sox would win.

>only good hitter
Xander is literally batting .350 rn

top 5 in all of baseball

>batting average

>hits
>gets on base
>implying it's his fault that everyone else on the team (besides Mookie and Tendies) can't get on base

>team kevin

that's me :)

strikoeuts

sale is a pretty good ball thrower i have to say

WHY ISN'T MARRERO ALWAYS PLAYING 3RD BASE???

literallly who

fuck you sale you fucking suck

why'd we trade our farm for this

i didn't do anything, it was all DUMBrowski

...

loooooooooool and that's after i told him they would lose

jackie bradley jr has reached base

That user here

How blacked am i?

>gambling
not halal

Now up to bat, the next big star Devin Marrero

omfg he did something

YEEEEES!! COME ON RED SOX.

WHY IS MARRERO NOT OUR STARTING 3RD BASEMEN?

mookie is GOOD

DAMN mooke lost your helmet-- your BALD spot is showing!!! fuck yeah!

FUCKING YEEEEEEEEEES

STILL NO OUTS

>mookie is balding too
>a young very athletic man
makes me feel better about my hairline desu

>*bunts*

why didnt he just push it over the first baseman and not get out

why are they praising him for making an out

i wish nintendo wore a slightly tighter uniform

not gay tight but a little more form fitting instead of the peanut one he wears now

they never saw moneyball

great post

I like his current one, he looks like an old timer

good post

bad post

>walk

now home run

incorrect

he's bringing back the wally wave desu

correct

jumbo diaz

Wumbo trip dubs

you're welcome

I wonder how big is jumbo's cock