Weber vs. Stroman
>jays
1. Kevin Pillar (R) CF
2. Ezequiel Carrera (L) LF
3. Jose Bautista (R) RF
4. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
5. Justin Smoak (S) 1B
6. Ryan Goins (L) SS
7. Darwin Barney (R) 3B
8. Chris Coghlan (L) 2B
9. Luke Maile (R) C
>Ms
1. Jean Segura (R) SS
2. Ben Gamel (L) RF
3. Nelson Cruz (R) DH
4. Kyle Seager (L) 3B
5. Danny Valencia (R) 1B
6. Taylor Motter (R) 2B
7. Guillermo Heredia (R) LF
8. Jarrod Dyson (L) CF
9. Tuffy Gosewisch (R) C
Inb4 anime senpai
MARINERS!
>day game
no sir
Imb4 gays sweep mariners
>Blue Gays
Go jays
dont worry, Mariners have their #9 SP on the mound today
they will win for sure!
wew stro
>Inb4 >rags
>live look in available free for mlb at bat app
>use it for half an inning, neat
>try to go back to it after intermission
>subscriber paywall pls pay 100 dollarydoos
wtf i thought it was the free game of the day. did someone make a mistake? I already pay for audio god dammit
STROMAN DA GAWD
go m's
Ump is absolute trash. How fucking narrow is your zone
as narrow as your penis lad
Thanks? I like having a pencil dick, means I don't hurt your mom when I pound her
tfw the team is worse without Jesus Sucre
cold
this is a rude post tbqh
the m's just sink to new lows
im sorry lad, that was uncalled for
i hope your penis is thick and long
>Mariners catchers' slash lines this season
>Zunino: .167/.250/.236
>Ruiz: .118/.244/.176
>Gosewich: .077/.077/.077
I seriously wish we could DH for our catchers and let our pitchers bat at this point. We'd be getting better results by having the catchers go to bat in full gear and crowd the plate hoping they get hit by a pitch.
>tfw I seriously miss Jesus Sucre at this point
>Sucremind
get this speedy man out of here
I wish my stream would stop crashing
:'(
>thinking any team could be better off without sugar jesus
that's where you went wrong
I hate the 710 ESPN Seattle app
what'ya listening to?
>mylikes on soundcloud, mostly disco and jazz
what'ya drinking/imbibing/consuming?
>little weed
what'ya doing?
>typing this dumb shit, only now remembering that the pink uniforms are for Mom's Day
HI MOM =3
>she can't see us, she thinks this place is a waste of my time =D
>Chris Taylor currently has a .315/.439/.537 slash for the Dodgers
what the fuck man
why are ex-Mariners almost always way better after they leave?
DUDE WEED LMAO
Your mother is right, leave this place and make something of yourself
Forever a minor league-tier team ;_:
same with the Brewer's
and maybe the Rats
maybe the m's have a bad development staff
its a god damn mystery but it's gotta have something to do with poor management and development in Seattle.
fuck chris taylor too. can't make a routine throw to first.
BASED KEVIN AND ZEKE
i heard coke was getting big in ol' Canada
can you confirm?
yeah dude blaze it man
this creep can roll, man
coke is big everywhere dumbnuts
?
I heard that if your nice enough to them they even give free samples
weed addled minds everyone
LMAO!
rip
welcome to the seattle mariners kid
here's your fucking injury
jesus christ
What the fuck is even going on anymore
Perhaps the strength and conditioning coach is just awful at his job. idk
who got injured?
a literal who
Ryan Weber, today's "who?" starting pitcher
the entire minor league unit will be called up to play soon at this point
have the Ms depleted their AAA starters at this point?
best part about this is that it's only may lol
No there's still Andrew Moore whose been looking pretty good in Tacoma. Unless the injuries keep piling up at epic proportions I'm sure DiPoto wants to keep him in AAA.
thanks danny
dyson reeeeeee
I'm convinced at this point the Mariners' pitching coach is actually a severed monkey paw that minor leaguers use to wish for a major league start
Jarrod "GOTTA GO FAST" Dyson with the leadoff single
[FAST INTENSIFIES]
>patented stroman collapse
forget the sweep
4 pitch walk to Tuffy ".071" Gosewisch
well done stro
I want to be the cameraman that goes out and takes random shots throughout the city for the transitions
THROW
STRIKES
i met a guy who did that for the doyers when they were in SF
he took some shots of the bay bridge, had a drink at the bar then left to take some more random shots
made it seem like a cool job
>extreme groundball pitcher
>long outings
>starts his own double plays
I like the way stro's profile is looking
>meme plays
stroman is a fucking memer
YEAH GAMEL
FUCK THAT SCORELESS STREAK
>KP doesnt make the catch to extend it
:(
>19 men LOB this series
GAMEL
give Cruz missile pls
Is this series going to be somehow more pathetic than our last against the jays?
Trav hit someone lol
Who the heck is Jared Tyson
Did that mom get hit?
Our next starting pitcher?
>he only gets 11 inings before brutal injury
based speedy jew
it on tracking to going that way
That catch by the outfielder was sick, what was his name?
Are you having a stroke
is that a blue jays chant led by some dude whistling?
Name change to Mudflap-iners when?
>Overton
>Camel
>Motter
And who am I missing?
All den mullets
That guy must be exhausted, jeez
guillermo always flips his bat
DYSON!
DYSONNNNN
FUCK OFF DYSON REEEE
>Stroman almost running into Valencia going to back up the plate
>Tuffy Gosewich's BABIP is .125
just quit swinging dude
crowd the plate and hope you get hit
fuck, I dunno
ZYCH
literally the last name in baseball
BASED FAT MAN
MOMO
Ex-Mariner Kendrys Morales with a solo blast to right-center off Zych. Game is tied at 2-2
fuck off morales, no one likes you
YES
based fat man needs a nickname, morales is just too much
what about big mo
thats where you are wrong cuckboi
damn
dont tell me you guys actually like him
he's been passed around the mlb more than a blunt at a party