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/metal/ general: getting away with posting boobies edition

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Proto/First Wave = Worst Wave

/witchfinder/ general

third for the best music video known to man

youtube.com/watch?v=Qqy4_4bzBC8

YOU WITCHES ARE EVIL AND YOU WORSHIP THE DEVIL SO LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY

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t. nu-male

Post underrated gems

what is the next subgenre going to mainstream attention? I'd say power metal

which is the 7th one

The only good prog metal bands are Merrow and Psychotic Waltz. Literally all others are shit. Prove me wrong.

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no more dogs on album covers

probably worst cover in the history of humanity but still

Are nu-males ruining dogs now?

who /industrial black/ here

Best album in subgenre right here

you start

Didn't know there was more than one band(Aborym) in that subgenre.

Merrow and Psychotic Waltz are shit

>tfw too stupid for /metal/ threads

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Fucking heck, the intro part was cool as shit

So why again do you faggots say Mayhem is bad? The only argument you ever use is either Varg's opinion (braindead drones, the lot of you) or pulling up the controversy and the turbulent history of the band, which doesn't influence or change their musical merits. They're the best black metal band ever, and are still unmatched to this day. Prove me wrong with real arguments and/or factual examples of anything better or even on their same level.

>who /industrial black/ here

>deathmetal.org

DEAD - YOUR GOD IS DEAD
FOOLS - YOUR GOD IS DEAD
USELESS PRAYERS OF LIES
BEHOLD SATAN'S RISE

Burzum > Mayhem

>75884166
me on the left

everything past de mysteriis is ok at best

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What Black Metal song is this?

Autism is also linked with high intelligence

You pray to god every night when you are in bed
You want your god to come and take your pain away

rlly mkes u think
Your Christian god will always say that he is your friend
But I know for fact that all he wants is to give your head
Join your fagot god
Chsistian fagot race
With open mouth he kneels
Ready to give head
God gives head in heaven
God gives head in heaven

shut up varg

Are they right?

Yes.

>black sun, swastika and baphomet
edgy as FVCK

#

fucking women is for poofs.

real men fuck men. I want to bareback a Viking whilst maintaining eye contact and high-fiving each other repeatedly to Manowar.

That's the dream.

rip meal

If Seth Putnam were still alive, things would be different around here

could be, could be they are just posers

can someone translate what it says on the shirt to english please

MY MUSIC IS NOT MEANT TO BE LISTENED TO ON A FUCKING COMPUTER
All these geeky little four-eyed virgin Black Metallers with streaks in their hair that spend their lives on last.fm writing bullshit and coming up with all sorts of rumours about bands that came from their dearest fantasies… I would like to tell them the following: every time I see your little spoiled faggot suburban streak-haired faces on last.fm or myspace, I think of putting an end to Peste Noire given how painful it is. Your faces alone could cause the demise of my band. Another thing I despise about the internet is this disconnection with reality : Black Metallers threatening each other on forums, calling themselves warriors and ‘Lords' and talking about killing people when in everyday life the only people these wimps can hurt are monsters in their video games
I am available at anytime of the day for a fistfight or any type of sword or crossbow duel. I just purchased an automatic pistol crossbow. It's a mix between a gun and a crossbow, it's like a pistol but it fires arrows. I killed a goat with a shot in the stomach at point-blank range by alluring it with grass; the beast died three hours later. I will do the same with you. I know that you like grass, like all sheep do

this enrages the resident

this

>Gimme more like Satan
Blitzkrieg, Blind Fury and Pariah

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>tfw listen to everything on this list
>half of it is forgettable NWOBHM
>some of it is here solely because it was on a compo by Lars Ulrich
>no Witch Cross or actually good trad revival
Gimme more like Witch Cross, Holocaust, Satan, Cloven Hoof and Mercyful Fate

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>he doesn't like Tank

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Not him but tank is total ass

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I didn't mean "NWBHM is bad". Tank is in fact good
I mean shit like White Spirit, Witchfynde, Iron Angel, Girlschool, Torch, Heavy Load etc
A lot of this is more like power or trad doom, with heavy being secondary genre

I uploaded wrong pic twice, fuck off

what else can be expected of buttmetal like Manilla Road

>he doesn't like Heavy Load

Just passing by to check the thread

I love the instrumentals but I hate the vocals. Am I a pleb?

no bait pls

i dislike both

What's some meal to blast while playing late 80s/early 90s cRPGs?

>metal
dungeon synth

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this
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>"Proto/First Wave = Worst Wave"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what are some good AAAAAAHHHHH albums to listen to?

I liked Give Em Hell by Witchfynde. The title track and Leaving Nadir are decent as far as NWOBHM goes. Also I'm fairly sure that the cover art is the basis for the Satan on the cover of Venom's Black Metal

stop posting this guy, please

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-AAHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
HAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
HAAAAAAYEEEAAAAHHHHH

why

I bet you like a heavy load down your ass

"Proto/First Wave = Worst Wave"

>*steeles your virginity*

>"Proto/First Wave = Worst Wave"

>as far as NWOBHM goes
Well this can be said about most albums on this list
It's just that I expected more from "Essential Trad" chart than just a passable album with 1-2 OK-ish songs
And it's very, very far from Venom in terms of quality. Venom is GOAT even if you don't care about BM.

is there more black metal that sounds as brutal as this? The only thing that comes close is war metal, but thats not the exact sound Im looking for

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post >yfw the R I F F hits

>naming your band samantha

Fantasy or not?
I heavily associate anything DnD with Dio

>brutal
Dank $1@Mz m8

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thoughts on count blagorath

No I mean the album covers look really similar. Both have a black and white goat demon glaring at the viewer while smiling on them

hey you pretentious fags
this is some of the stuff that hit the internet in the last week while you were all busy arguing about who was kvlter
heresiarchofficial.bandcamp.com/track/ruination
^new Heresiarch
nuclearwarnowproductions.bandcamp.com/album/wrath-of-darkness
^new Wrathprayer/Force of Darkness
and as always, stay flippy

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looks like shit

+1
also the new goatpenis but if you didn't know that already what am i supposed to do for you

>bandcamp

Are Pantera the only band to have unsold-out?

Phil needs to either stab a nigger through the eye socket or deport an entire mexican family of 12 to fully redeem himself

>he identifies with a black woman
fits your shit opinion

>black woman
ummmm sorry sweety the correct term is People of COlor????

WHEN TO IRELAND WE RETURN
I KNOW I AM HOME AT LAST

>mfw paddy has lots of alcohol but no potatoes

>ireland

Redeem himself of what

acting like a nigger

Can you give me a real answer or are you just going to continue being a fag