There is a fucking cockroach in my room, it ran under my bed

There is a fucking cockroach in my room, it ran under my bed

Im scared as fuck what do Sup Forums

Die

Fuck it in a sexual manner

>There is a fucking cockroach in my room, it ran under my bed
>Im scared as fuck what do Sup Forums

Call ICE. You can get a reward for every mexican that gets deported.

post benis

That's a silly thing to be afraid of, they can't hurt you and don't want to touch you. Just clean your room

gotta throw the whole house away

Tuck it in and kiss it goodnight.

burn ur house down
theyre probably ever where and its ur only solution

that's mean. i'm sure there are plenty of roaches out there that would love to touch you OP

Be a fucking man you nu-male

move out its his home now

Find it and eat it with a stick of butter.

>butter
>mfw he doesn't even have class
>mfw margarine is actually better
what?

If you see one, there are thousands more.
You're a lucky guy
You can make a good meal out of them, lots of protein in cockroaches.

just a crawly boi ya fuckin coward. just get some shears and snip the little nigger.

You’re making a lot of assumptions about OP’s Alpha status.
I’m sure roaches would be all over you

Rip it in half. Take one half and put it in your pee hole and the other half in your asshole

roaches actually feed on dead skin

so keeping 1 foot out from under the blanket means that lil sucker is eating good tonight

this is how we get rid of rats, you might try to do the same with your cockroaches.

Checked

...

MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY CAN FLY
HELP ME YOU FUCKS

Get used to it. There's no such thing as a single cockroach.

OP if it's an American Cockroach (dark red/crimson wing coloration) it's far too late
The rule of thumb with cockroaches is if you see it during daylight/lights on, the colony has outgrown their living conditions, much like /mlp/ growing past their containment board.
Follow these rules and you might be safe
>buy a big bag of Diatomaceous Earth
>buy a lot of caulk
>buy a full-faced respirator and put it on
>dust every nook and cranny in your house with the stuff, this will kill cockroaches via asphyxiation, as Diatomaceous Earth is microscopic abrasive
>go back over every single nook, cranny, crack, and opening with caulk
>If you find you forgot to dust, get the earth and do it before you caulk
>after everything is sealed, go underneath your house
>dust every single corner of the crawlspace with the earth
>throw the dust everywhere you don't go more than once a year
>dust around the outside of your foundation, every single inch of it
>clean the entirety of your house, throwing out EVERY open container or bag of food
>NEVER leave edibles, spoilables, or organic material out at night
Congratulations, your roach problem should disappear within the year
If you happen to live in an apartment of any kind, go ahead and move out, leaving everything you have behind, telling your landlord and neighbors there is a roach infestation

be a man you faggot. i'm a female and kill bugs like nothing. ya bitch.

That's fucked up bro

Smash it on your dick and masturbate

Leave him alone and he won't bother you. Tomorrow go get some borax and sprinkle it around your baseboards.

This. Kill it you fagget OP.

Why did I keep watching?

> (You)
>Why did I keep watching?

It must be an urge that comes from deep within you.

Your Inner Rat.

Or, he could just call an exterminator...

honest question, how people find these?

It wasn't that. It disgusted me, but it is like I had to see if the inevitable was going to happen. I am
now scarred for life. Thanks user.

> (You)
>honest question, how people find these?

Rats are all over the place, look around.

> (You)
>It wasn't that. It disgusted me, but it is like I had to see if the inevitable was going to happen. I am
>now scarred for life. Thanks user.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

You're welcome

Most browse /b. Same way you found it. Others are the sauce.

Thank you, user.

> (You)
>Thank you, user.
You're welcome.

Here's a cute little bedbug for you

if you see a cockroach in your room, your room is already infested.

the only time you'll see a cockroach is when there's overcrowding

Smoke it

Stop living like a fucking poor person and clean your room. Typical dirty nigger irl.

Do you have a pussy or are you a pussy? Those are the only possibilities

Better than the camel spider that lives under my bed.

Wow! You mind if I download that? All I have is a tick in return.

Buy a couple cans of Invader Insecticide off ebay and spray it in all the cracks and crevices in your home, ignore the warning labels on the can as those are only for faggots to follow.

> (You)
>Wow! You mind if I download that? All I have is a tick in return.
what a nice tick.
gives me a hankerin' for some pork rectums.
Deep fried, the way mom makes them

>camel spider
Live in a desert, shit happens.

It does a pretty good job of keeping other bugs out. I saw three scorpions the month i moved in. Then found the camel spider and no more scorpions

Those sound tasty. My mom used to make us fruitbat soup every Thanksgiving. That shit is cash.

> (You)
>Those sound tasty. My mom used to make us fruitbat soup every Thanksgiving. That shit is cash.

I like them on pizza, but have them take the eyes out 'cause I can't stand them to be lookin' at me.

Thanksgiving is a real feast for my family too/

UMA DELICIA

>
> (You)
>UMA DELICIA

Donde esta las putas con carne y queso?

Never had baby like that, just roasted? We filet and fry ours and douse with gravy. Probably cause
we can only afford the black ones. Gamey af.

> (You)
>Never had baby like that, just roasted? We filet and fry ours and douse with gravy. Probably cause
>we can only afford the black ones. Gamey af.

Nice talking to you until you proved to be a stupid asshole racist.
Goodbye.

Goodbye nigger!

i mean they're yucky and fucked up but don't be scared

Adopt pet cat.
Give cat good home and food and cuddles.
Let cat hunt its prey (cockroach).
Win glory.

Fava beans and a nice Chianti.

I completely simpathize with OP.
= (
I'm also one of those guys, that can stand Cockroaches.
Just reading this thread makes me feel itchy and paranoid. Ughh

Wait. This guy shares a rat up ass vidya, jokes about canabilism of babies BUT racial humor is out of bounds? kek!

Kitties are cool. Happy waning Caturday.

pussy ass millenials!!

Be a man and KILL IT!!!

When I lived in Florida I woke up to a roach trying to eat my lip. Man the fuck up OP.

bed + giant bug net = safe sleeps

seriously, put a fucking bug net over your bed

is this some kind of literary reference?

This is how a /k/ommando deals with this shit.