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Allegedly, he has less than a year, folks.

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Nigger had a good run....

>old, has cancer, still more hair than me

(,_, )

No way. No fucking way. I knew he had health issues (and issues ontop of his health issues), but I didn't think it'd be terminal or anything.

Fuck. ;_;

dick he suck too much dick, like you?

no srsly, I'm sad bro, didn't know this.

Seriously I didn't have hair that good at fucking 16

life is fucking cruel

citation needed

Michael Douglas confirmed it, it's all over the interwebs

>Michael Douglas Says Val Kilmer Is Fighting Cancer: ‘Things Don’t Look Too Good for Him’
vulture.com/2016/10/michael-douglas-val-kilmer-is-fighting-cancer.html

First Swayze and now this. Fuck. Life is nothing but suffering with only faint glimpses of passing pleasure.

don't give a shit about this dumb faggot
everyone bitching in this thread neck themselves

god i hate all of you

Phew, for second I thought it was Tommy Lee Jones in that picture. Thank god its just Val Kimmer.

I'll say a prayer for you soul, user

>Michael Douglas
Fuck that guy. What a shitty 'friend'

I could've swore I read somewhere that Kilmer is a fucking retard and he tried treating the cancer the same way Jobs did, with bullshit "holistic medicine." This was back when he was walking around in those retarded scarves.

He will ascend to the heavens above

You don't lose your hair when you have cancer.
You lose your hair when you start chemo.

well...he got skinny again

What's his best movie that's not Heat or Tombstone?

Willow
the college movie
the spy spoof movie

N-not Val
Guys, hold me
thrill me, kiss me, kill me

wew those edges

>the spy spoof movie

I think you mean Big Secret!

Top Secret!
The Prince Of Egypt
Willow

his best movie

sure was a good looking sob, time is cruel

The Saint

youtube.com/watch?v=Bx51eegLTY8

The Doors

my nigga

Seriously, this is something Val should announce on his own. Way to be an attention whore

Kiss kiss bang bang

more like Val Kill Me, amirite

MacGruber not even joking

should've used a Carlos pic, m8

He'll make it because he's goddamn Batman.

More like Val Kilmerself lol

It would be sad, but it would also be really fucking cool if all the other Batmans showed up to his funeral in their costumes.

There is literally nothing wrong with going bald.

I thought it was Kermode.

>you will never be this mad for no good reason

...

it's okay user, most guys have deal with it eventually

youtube.com/watch?v=1UztCDH2xuQ

Kino

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>First Swayze and now this. Fuck. Life is nothing but suffering with only faint glimpses of passing pleasure.
Gee! I wonder what they have in common?

MAGIC ONE OH SIX POINT SEVEN

Bostonfags will know what I meant by that

I always forget Kilmer was batman, I remember Keaton and Clooney but never Kilmer

That would be fucking terrible, how old are you?

Why would it be terrible. In the end he really would be Batman Forever

This.

I MET A GIRL NAMED SUE

SHE KNOWS JUST WHAT TO DO

He was a good looking guy back in the day

More like Val Cancer amirite?

Alright anyone else want to throw out some more?

Honestly I don't know what to believe. He's working & starring in a stage show, been posting videos on his Facebook & doesn't look sick.

Most of us know that, young one.

Looking like that how do you NOT get oral cancer?

Why would Michael Douglas be lying? Maybe he feels lonely and wants someone else to be in the "I died from eating too much pussy" club with him.

Of course it all adds up. Michael Douglas and him got it from blowing each other.

sweet sweet (you)s

At least he'll lose weight

>caring about some dumb white celebrity who doesn't know or care about you

lol fucking dumb kids on this sub...

youtu.be/wjhNxG6ll2c
He seems pretty happy for someone on the verge of death.

he posts a lot on his facebook page too he posted a vid of him listening to David Bowie's last album :/

>sub

boy oh boy, you seem to have lost your way there, buckaroo.
>>>/reddit/ is down the hall and to the left, motherfucker.

why would I go back when I just came here from r/the_donald? I wanna have some fun shitposting you cuck faggot!

goddamn michael and kirk douglas to the blackest pits of hell. they both deserve it for the utterly fucked up things they have done in search of getting off.

I cannot fucking wait until Nov. 9 when all you slimy newfags finally have your Trump high satisfied and you'll crawl back to your colony over on plebbit with your Milo faggot and Lauren Southern worship. If you weren't here from the beginning of Trump's campaign, you'll never belong. You'll never be able to meme as hard or as dankly as the rest of us. Just face it kiddo, you're nothing more than a two-bit bandwagoner.

These two fuckers will live forever.

youtube.com/watch?v=kyKGLSKXZkw

God dammit.

Fucking F.

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Reminder that Kirk Douglas turns 100 next month. If I am correct, there will be only three other old Hollywood actors over the age of 100, if they all make it to December:

Olivia de Havilland (100)

Norman Lloyd (101)

Patricia Morison (101)

Zsa Zsa is either 98 or 99, she doesn't know exactly what year she was born in.

Douglas warned Val that eating all that pussy would lead to this sort of thing

Nolan BEEEE-LOOOOOOONNNNEEE THE FUUUUUUUUCCCKK OOUUUUTTT

Thunderheart

Also the sound design on this is incredible. Highest point of Mann's career. I've never seen another film in which gunfire sounded this real.

that was a pretty good movie. the rez sucks, and so do prairie niggers

I like New York in June... how about You??????

Douglas is such a pussy licking fiend that cancer had no affect on him

All those older and more self-destructive actors from Heat and he's going to be the first to bite the dust.

Reminder it will happen to you.

Robbie Rotton is dying and you care about this faggot.

literally who

isn't that the bad guy from that cunny show, Sleepy Town or whatnot?

that's because it was real gunfire. They were firing blank cartridges but they just let the guns fire the cartridges and kept that sound, the way it echoed off the buildings just really stood out so they didn't do any editing.

fark noooooo

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F

He was my favorite Batman for a while when I was a dumb eight-year-old

Real Genius

thought this was matthew modine desu

>TMZ later reported that some of Kilmer's family members believe his faith in Christian Science, which eschews medical care for prayer, is killing him. Kilmer has not directly addressed his health since Douglas's remarks.

Fucking retards.

Kilmer iz kil

Really? He has an extremely receded hairline, it's just well taken care of and obviously a very expensive haircut. a pricey professional hairdresser can do a lot with not a lot of hair

How is he going to finish Twin Peaks now?
Is this the end of his subgenre Sup Forums?
What was his best film do you think?
I'm going with Blue Velvet.

Batman Forever