AMA (better than 8 ball)

AMA (better than 8 ball)
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When will i get a job

when you start looking for it

if amy has 5 apples, and john takes 2. Calculate the mass of the sun.

>mass of the sun
1.989 × 10^30 kg

Are you intentionally racist and/or sexist?

if you have to ask, you probably won't

You have a pair of quantum entangled particles. What happens to one if the other is placed in a black hole?

Will I win my first street fight?

neither, i hate everyone

>if you have to ask, you probably won't

*probably*

In your next life

nothing

will i see the fall of humanity within my lifetime?

no, you will die young

you die tomorrow, so no

im already old tho

How many chinese dumpster babies does it take to feed an entire village of starving africans?

Will WWE die in my lifetime?

zero

most certainly

...even if the africans were cannibals?

we do not feed africans

Will shinsuke or aj styles win at wrestlemania?

stop watching wwe braindead

Is the secret to time travel implanting false memories? Does the past exist in a linear fasion, or just through how we remember it?

am i in the matrix?

Will she come back?

time travel is impossible, past is past, you could trick your mind into believing in it though

Will a happening (as in people dying) occur at the 2020 tokyo olympics?

no, you are a walking tumor in the universe

to you? no way

yes, kim jung un will nuke tokyo2020

Am I a degenerate?

nope, you are nothing special

That's a relief

Why not?

you are no good and pathetic.

OP is kind of an ass

Yeah you're right

Niggers?

What should my camgirl name be?

ask question not make comment, nobody want your opinion

niggers are disgusting, all dark skinned are alike
they will never mount to anything good

cheapho69

brilliant, underrated question

Brilliantly brilliant brilliance

Get off my dick- I'm not interested in an ideological circle jerk

It's not though, if we are able to switch dimensions into the fourth then we will most likely be able to travel in time
Being stuck as 3rd dimensional beings means that time is linier, a -> b

IF

Until it happens, it's pure speculation

Well?

Logerific