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Sperg OP on suicide watch

Blacked.com

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Cowboy Oliveira

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don fatguy sir onni

very very hard more

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Brendan Schaub

THIS is what a real african american ufc fighter looks like

why is tyron acting white and denying his heritage?

Prostitutes?

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This wasnt supposed to happen to the WW GOAT

Ferguson could had been handsome if not for his ears and if anything in his face was symmetrical,
His individual features are not bad but the overall combination is just fugly

>Mcgregor cuts from 169 pounds

code eee gar? brand

>so you're going to call me an n bomb now daniel?

Bless hoodiechad for not making stipe tap before his fight

Cody NoDad

hahaha fuck woodley

All revved up already lol. It really doesn't take much, just one pic.

GOATy GODbrandt

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WAIT A MINUTE THATS NOT MAX HOLLOWAY

Taste my blade, coward

*teleports behind you*
*slashes your leg*

Heh....pathetic

Maestro Dong Hyun Kim

doo ho choi

do ho choi

gooby has better facial aesthetics when he's at 145lbs

check this video youtube.com/watch?v=XQDkDW11iQU

HoodieGod just deleted stipe's chin, bet the house on JDS

>last day of m-m-maiavidal

Sad!

will gsp still fight 185 woodbro? I mean, it's not like he's ducking tyron, for sure that isn't true... right?

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Has anybody read this excerpt from Holms book?

>When I was about 29 I met this guy in a palates class at the health club I belong to. I noticed every time we were in class together that he was checking me out. We had probably been in this class about a half dozen times when he finally talked to me. He had the perfect body, just over 6' tall and nicely toned, he was also black. I had never been with a black man but it was something I wanted to experience and I started to fantasize having sex with him. I found myself extremely attracted to him.

>As time passed he got a little bolder in his flirting. One Saturday morning he ask me if I would like to go to Starbucks with him after we were done working out and I think to his surprise I said "yes". We talked over coffee about working out and all sorts of things. He had ask about my husband and in the course of our conversation I casually mentioned that my husband was away ( hint; lonely, horny "white" housewife want's to get laid ) and would not be home until the end of the next week. When we were about to leave he ask me if I would like to have a glass of wine later that evening with him. I told him that sounded like fun, but I reminded him I was married and I didn't think it would look right if someone I knew or my husband knew were to see us together. However, I told him I would consider it if he could think of someplace discrete. He then suggested that we could sit on his deck which overlooks the ocean and have a glass of wine. A pretty bold suggestion I thought but I agreed and was excited at the possibilities.

>that filename

I can't get this one

holly looks too qt in that pic

For sure GSP can't make 170 anymore my guy, it's not cause he's ducking Woodley 100% stay in your lane.

>State of cuckolds
whitebois SO WEIRD

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>5 foot 3 inches """"""""""tall""""""""""

I'm excited!

no one has gotten it yet, it's the GOD MODE guesswho.

N O N C E

>I knew I would probably have sex with him that night and I wanted to. I went home and showered and shaved my legs. It was a very warm day and I wore a very short white skirt and a black, white and pink print halter top. Pink lace panties, no bra and black sandals. The skirt definitely showed off my legs and the halter top had a low V cut in the front and a very low back. and tied behind my neck.. It was perfect, it begged to be taken off. He had a beautiful condo and we sat on the patio and shared a bottle of wine as we watched the sun set. After the sun went down it got a little chilly and he got a blanket and sat next to me and put his arm around me as I snuggled up next to him. Soon we were making out and his right hand was caressing my legs, slowly moving up my leg until he touched me between my legs through my panties. I did not resist.

>He kissed my neck as he gently touched me , He untied my halter strap and exposed my breast and gently kissed my nipples as he his finger slipped inside me. I was so turned on I could not believe it. I ask him if he wanted to make love to me. He ask me if that's what I wanted and I said "yes". He took me by the hand and led me to the bedroom. I stood and watched as he undressed in front of me. OMG! It was the first time I had ever seen a naked black man and his penis was beautiful, but also much larger than anything I had ever experienced. I was a little concerned and scared, afraid it would be painful . I am small, 5'8", 134 lbs., he was over 6' tall and about 200 lbs of muscle. I was not sure I could accommodate him, but I wanted to try.

C U T E
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OR IS HE ?

>long winstreak
>ugly
>brownish
>lanket
>nice and flowy
>wings tattooed on his back
>cringe as fuck

WAKE UP SHEEPLE, TONY AND MAX ARE THE SAME PERSON AND THE EARTH IS FLAT
CHEMTRAILS KILLED JFK, DMT WAS GIFT FROM THE ANCIENT ALIENS, TOWER 7 WAS AN INSIDE JOB

check out Buzz Aldrin's instagram

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Weidman getting cut

this really made me think

>cringe as fuck

Plebbit dork detected

may Bento bento this upcoming events

Wtf am i reading

3 hand signs lettuce dota 2

Maybe it's not GOAT but just shit?

>He unzipped my skirt and it fell to the floor as he slipped off my panties.and I stepped out of them.. Then he pulled me next to him. I could now feel his hardness against my stomach. He put his hands on my shoulders and motioned me to my knees in front of him.Then he put one hand behind my head and gently pulled my mouth to his penis. I licked and sucked him the best I could but his size made my jaw hurt. After a few minutes he pulled me up and laid me down on the bed and went down on me and I had an ****** almost immediately. He put on a condom and got between my legs and I spread them a far as I could as he teased me with the tip. He knew the he was my first and he made a big thing of it. He made me watch, he wanted me to see his black **** enter me and I have to admit it was a huge turn on for both of us. Slowly he would enter me a little bit at a time before pulling back only to thrust slightly further the next time. There was some discomfort and a little pain, but to his credit he was very gentle and careful not to hurt me and before long the pain gave way to pleasure. Soon he was completely inside me, deeper than anyone had ever been before. It felt incredible, I couldn't believe it. I no longer wanted him to make love to me, I just wanted him to **** me!

>He talked dirty to me and made me talk dirty to him as he ****** me and I was totally into it.. I could not believe the things he said to me and that I said to him. I was turned on by the contrast of our skin colors next to each other. He was almost a foot taller than I and weighed a 100 lbs more. I felt so tiny under him as he thrust in and out of me.

Oh for sure #where is waldo, turn up CineMax to see that I'm the new John Wick, 100%

SWEDEN YES

Lets face facts, Holly is junkie nigger slut

>lettuce
achmed

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She isn't. You on the other hand wish you were cause you're addicted to cuckold pornography and going on Sup Forums

jef?

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>Yet we were totally synchronized, each anticipating each others moves and desires. He told me how much he wanted to feel me, that he wanted to *** inside me and I said that would be nice and without saying another word he pulled out of me and removed his condom before plunging his now bare black muscle back deep inside me. Moments later we both experienced that incredible moment of passion and lust as he came deep in side me and it happened at the peak of my ******! It was an incredible feeling and a sexual experience I will always remember. He ask me to stay the night and we made love (******) until we were exhausted. When I awoke the next morning I was naked in bed with him and we had sex again There was no denying that both knew that we were great in bed with each other.

>We had sex every day that week, I was totally addicted to him I could not say no. We had a very long affair.

i fucking hate jj the crybaby bitch

famalas, bongs n bings pleasE?

have any of you ever actually been in a fight and won?

My kale
The count
Some symbol meaning Bisping

Get @me

See. Literal cuckold.

2 bongs and roughly 40 bings

>He put on a condom

stopped reading there

thanks !

slutty nigger crust

is that even a name?

Valentina Shevchenko
Kimbo Slice

Miocic vs Dos Santos
Jędrzejczyk vs Andrade
Maia vs Masvidal
Edgar vs Rodriguez
Jotko vs Branch

almost, not michael :))))

If this is the answer it is shit

People always say /heem/ is worse during a hiatus but nothing beats it right before an event is about to start.

I was hoping this was real but its not.

"WAAAAAH! Ref! Stop him from slowly walking the other direction! IT's not MY job to stop my opponent from doing what they want in the cage!"

Stipe
Joanna
Gamebred
PEDgar
Jotko

FUCK OFF THEN YOU PUSSY

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t.cuckold story posting loser

What does this gesture even mean guys? We use it for indicating marijuana here.

you piece of shit
i miss the original pick poster
he would never miss my picks
you faggy cocksucker fuck you

Dos Santos
Jędrzejczyk
Maia vs Maia
Rodriguez
Branch

JDS
JJ
Maia
Edgar
Jotko

Oh for sure thats a non-cringey insult my guy

>#Where'sWaldo get that shit trending, Brooklyn 208!
>Listen I don't want to agree to fight and miss Christmas just for him to get injured
>Actually I'm injured
>Sorry I'm at Disneyland right now

You probably got goofed by the fakes picks guy that just reposts the picks and never really takes them.

Meshocic
Lesbian
Maia
Mexican
Branch

>he pulled out of me and removed his condom before plunging his now bare black muscle back deep inside me
GOAT

Fish girl

>come back to heem to see some peoples opinions on mma

>bunch of casuals
>bunch of edgy black supremacist trolls
>cuck posting holly and jones


I remember why I've not been here. bye autistic nerds who've never trained a day in their lives.