What is the hottest nothing anyone's ever said to you?

What is the hottest nothing anyone's ever said to you?

gf at the time grabbed my hard dick by the base and said 'you must cum like a motherfucker'

>hottest nothing

Hot women say nothing to me all the time.

"we have to hurry, my parents will be home soon"

classic satan

may I please have your cum daddy

that one sticks out In my mind

"Did you just cum?"
"No?"
"Shit all that wetness is just me? I had never came so much before"
My current gf

damn

You can do anything you want to me.
I didn't want anything from her, so i just said "thank you".

"We have to be quiet, my parents are in the other room"

Followed by:

"I'm so fucking wet, I want you to cum in me!"

>hotting nothing
wut

My aunt's upstairs, don't let her hear us.
>Afraid of getting caught?
Nope. I just want to be the first woman in my family to have your baby

>What is the hottest nothing anyone's ever said to you?
hi

I dated a girl 5 years younger than me for a few months and she always called me daddy. her father abandoned her when she was like 4 and talked about him all the time... she took it upon herself to call me daddy. I fucking loved it, she even did it in front of my friends and her friends which was hilarious and awesome. such a dirty talker in the bedroom too... I loooooved it

First woman:" I think about you when I masterbait."
Second woman:" I called out your name when I was fucking my boyfriend"

>Dancer girl I worked with on a show straddles me and takes in my cock for the first time she looks at me with a face like she's gonna cry or something.
"you okay?" I ask
>she just nods her head and starts grinding once I'm all the way in
>then she says it:
"Jesusfuckingchrist- I could get used to this!"

Context: her boyfriend of 3 years apparently has a tiny dick. Couple of hours later he picks her up and is none the wiser.

I was fucking my ex gf once and was about to nut and said "ohhhh fuck" and she fucking slapped the shit out of me hard and said "watch your language mister!" Scared the fuck out of me and ruined my nut. She later apologized. It was so unlike her.

"You made me loose" after we just fi ished fucking

"I've never came so hard in my life"
"You're so big"
"Do what you want, I'm your whore"

Forgot the best one, "cum in my little asshole" she said with her ankles behind her head, never nutted so hard in my fucking life. That image is forever burned into my memory

Current girlfriend told me she would get as fat as 400 lbs. for me if I wanted. God love how fat shes gotten.

"(My name) stop, you're hurting me"

Gross

>tfw you have a ton of life insurance out on her

>you make me happy, i really love you
She left me the next day

"I want to smell your dick"

A metric ton

My current wife said this to me when we were dating. She didn't really mean it. I think she just figured out saying it turned guys on. She had a lot of these clever little tools.

She's kind if sexy, but she's gone too far.

My nigga

My wife was into BDSM dynamics but rather minor and safe things when I met her, like no pain and the like, only DD/lg mechanics basically. After playing around with her for a long time her borders started shifting more towards my thing (I'm a sadist, very hardcore in that). I remember that she floated the idea of getting her collared, she was usually the one that suggested taking it one step further. And further. And further. Anyway, we were already engaged when I collared her, and to my surprise she wrote vows. I still remember what she said and how she said it.

>she sat on her knees, wearing nothing but a pair of my favorite stockings, looking down at the floor as per routine, hands behind her back as per routine
>"I want to give my life to you. You are the love of my life, and the lover of my life. I don't want anyone else to own me but you. I want to be your property."
>"I want you to hurt me when you feel like it. I want you to rape me when you feel like it. All of my body and mind is yours to use as you see fit."
>"I vow to live my life this way, until death do us part. And if that death arrives by your hands, I'd be grateful for that. I love you forever."
>I asked her if she was sure, because she knows I had some... rather violent things I wanted to do to her
>she just looked up at me, straight into my eyes, and said "make me suffer"

Fucking hottest thing she ever told me, made me wild. I spent the rest of the day beating her up, using painful tools on her, fucking her in every whole so hard she bled, and after the final time I came inside her and I was looking down on her bleeding, crying face, I told her I love her and put the collar around her neck. She said she loved me too, beamed the widest smile I ever saw on her, kissed me. Then we got up and I cleaned her up
>Still happily married two years later, she doesn't even hide her bruises but displays them proudly

Teh ende

Asked my 18 y/o FWB what the best thing about fucking me was: "Your sheer size. With my exes we had to be in certain positions to hit certain spots, but with you you're hitting all my spots all the time, and some spots I didn't even know I had"
(I'm not massive, like 8' and pretty thick, but this gave me a huuuge ego boost)

Degenerates. Y'all muthafuckas need jesus

8 is massive. Porn has diluted your brain.

She's Catholic, so no worries, she's fine in the eyes of the Lord.

I'm gonna burn though (Agnostic).

isn't that only like 2 inches above average though?

Thickness is key, fam. Most vaginas aren't deeper than 5 to 6 inches, length doesn't do much for most women sensation-wise either. Thickness is what does the trick for every woman.

Dude, eat this jalapeño core.

Nice

>Noo! I wanted you to cum inside!
She was crazy.

I hope you noped right out her fucking front door.

Damn right I did. She was 15 and super emotional. (Don't worry I was 17 at the time).
Also, checked.

Several woman have said I have the biggest dick they have had. I'm 7 1/2" × 6" thick. I never thought I had a bigger dick then most until I was old that many times. I just thought women said that to keep me around.

Then we good, bro.

>implying she cant feel a hot load inside her

well as long as you bought it...

"what is a relationship if not a series of lies we tell one another"

no shit. i was taken back and realized i've found more than just some dumb broad to fuck and call "mine". we now move through life as equals.

Same here, same measurements too. Had only been with 1 girl from ages 16 - 20, split up and started branching out, always get comments on my size kek.

Porn warps your mind

I have something that's only really hot retrospectively. When I was 10 my English teacher molested me and got me to fuck her every day. She would always tell me to cum inside of her, and I didn't know what it meant at the time. She wanted me to get her pregnant, and I think I actually did, but I don't know for sure because I moved to a different state after a few weeks of me filling her up with cum. My dick was relatively unimpressive both then and now, so I don't really know what she got out of it.

wow your story is the hottest thing ive ever heard

once, my gf said to me, "set the oven on 220 °c" that was quite hot.

that sounds magical. was she hot?

>16
>about to lose virginity to sister's best friend in her apartment
>she's really dominanr
>putting a rubber on
>she shoves me onto the bed and straddles me and presses her face against mine
>"take that fucking thing off."
>"y-you sure-"
>she chokes me a bit
>"did I fucking stutter user? You can bust in me whenever you want"
>she was stronger and taller than me so I had no choice
>got spat on, held down, almost choked out, slapped, my nips twisted, shoved in her puss with her legs locking me
>when I came inside her she wrapped her legs around me and choked me until I almost passed out

Incredibly gorgeous asian girl I used to talk to online. Deceived to me how warm n n good her pussy was n how I would be very quick to get past the first round. She said ahe qould get on top n I would in deeply, inside kinda squeeze me. She said she knew how to it n I would love it. N she would be on top n move her body all night

I don't really remember. I remember she was black and was somewhere around 30-40. A couple of years ago I considered tracking her down and asking if she wanted to fuck, because I'm not exactly very successful when it comes to relationships, but I never got around to it. She's also probably pretty old by now, cause that was 12 years ago when I went to that school.

"im burning"

>I need about £3 1/2

Sorry for the spelling. She used to call .y dick the glue gun n would tell me she would lick my top n shit shoot the glue gun. She was malay so incredibly gorgeous. She literally ozed sexiness.she qould so sexist to me that my dick qould juat leak fun the whole time. If i ever got to duck her I would have blown my dickhead apart n likely be in coma from the intensisity of the orgasem. N she said we would do it 10 times , as many times as I could tgen she said i didn't have a choice. O fuck I'm hard just thinking about it.