>be me
>25 y/o beta virgin
>meet a qt3'14, 6/10, a really cool girl
>we become friends
>told her I used had a gf and fuck a lot
>it was a lie, but I did cos muh autism or something like that
>fast forward to this week
>we plan to meet and have some lunch together at her house
>it seem like she wants my D.
>but I'm still a virgin and she thinks I'm not
So, what sould I do Sup Forums? Do i tell her the truth? Do I just keep lying? Do I kill myself?
Do a hero
its do an the heroe you dumb new newfag
Keep up the lie.
>Fuck her
>Lose Virginity
>Keep the lie up for like 2 years later
>If you two are still good
>Tell her the truth that she was your first
user has granted you with his knowledge
Are you saying you are 25 and she is 14?
Do her parents know she's going to "have lunch" with a 25 year old?? Any 25 year old dude starts talking to my 14 year old daughter is going to wind up with a bullet to the head.
Or are you a 12 year old virgin newfag posting on Sup Forums while mom makes your Eggo's?
qt3'14 -> cutie pie
Honest advice:
Tell her, say that it was a co fidence building exercise cause your self esteem used to be at rock bottom/had a shitty week and wanted to boost your confidence. If she puts it off or breaks up then she was a roastie bitch anyway
Dubs of truth
>Are you saying you are 25 and she is 14?
well user it seems your in a pickle. She will definitely know you’re a virgin as you’ll be fiddling about trying to figure out exactly how the pokey bit fits into the pokey bit receptacle. Beyond that you’ll last like 5 seconds and I reckon that would also be a dead give away. I think the best solution is to keep it up for now and wait until you’re just about to bump uglies. Like at the no backing out stage. Or at least not very likely on her end to back out. I.e. you’re both hot heavy nekid and the moment is imminent. If you tell her now or anytime before that you can bet she’ll dip out
kek. Why not just type "cutie pie" seems like a lot of work just to be an internet dork, no?
Jesus, he IS autistic.
do not keep lying. tell her the truth
funny thing is i made the same shit and im with my gf for over 6 years now
keep it up
never. ever. underestimate foreplay. just focus on that until she is begging for you to plow her. trust me.
also try to focus on the task at hand 'cause if you're flaccid because you're nervous, it's not going to be good for you or her. she will think you lied or she's going to think you're not turned on by her.
don't let her get on top because blood could have trouble flowing up your dick.
if you don't know how to eat pussy, just move your tongue in the order of the alphabet. don't be a bitch and be turned off by smell, either. deal with it.
Dude, this is 3chan. All of us are autistic.
Also, nice trips.
Sorry, my autism must be a 1/10 compared to you guys who - really?? - think that "3.14" is a cute way of saying "pie". Omg.
I just laughed so hard at you guys that I damn near sharted. Fucking autists crack me up.
>So, what sould I do Sup Forums?
Give her the best 30 seconds of your life, then leave before she starts crying.
>cause your self esteem used to be at rock bottom/had a shitty week and wanted to boost your confidence
Wrong. there's nothing that turns a girl off more than admitting you have low-self esteem or confidence. a little alarm bell in her head goes off when she hears this. It's instinct.
fucking do not do this OP
Seems like a lot of retardation not to recognise the first 3 digits of pi instantly.
I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling wizards...
>Any 25 year old dude starts talking to my 14 year old daughter is going to wind up with a bullet to the head.
what a hero
>a little alarm bell in her head goes off when she hears this. It's instinct. fucking do not do this OP
The worst part about this is that I have always been fully aware of it. Being a beta with high consciousness is the worst. I'm 20 and still a kv. I should just kill myself.
Lmao you've outed yourself as a newfag. If you're going to be a part of this website, you have to accept its culture. Faggot.
Just tell her and say you made up something without thinking to save your reputation because thats what guys do. No big deal. She will probably feel special to be your first.
dubs trips, gg. obvious newfag though. this was a well circulated meme a few years ago. fuck off and die cancer.
>So, what sould I do Sup Forums?
Just fuck her and lose your virginity, wont be a lie anymore :^)
Embarrassed to say I'm not newfag. But never picked up the "3.14" thing. Still, Jesus. I embraced the "kek" years ago because "lol" is so 1995, but dudes, don't be THAT autistic.
Love, Dad.
>makes retarded assumption
>blames lack of brain cells on common phrase
cracked me up
I was born in 2000
qt3.14 = cutie pie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
if you really feel bad about lying just tell her the truth
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OP, most girls your age haven't fucked enough guys to know the "pattern" that men have for fucking.
Use this to your advantage. First of all, make her blow you. When you are kissing her, feel her tits, then move your hands gently to her shoulders. Most women of any experience know that slight downward pressure on their shoulders means "get on your knees and get to work" and will respond.
Let her get you hard, then flip her around, drop her pants, and do your business. Since you are virgin, go ahead and blow your load quick just to get it out of the way. Say "I'm sorry that was so quick, it's just that you're soooo hot" afterward so she'll forgive you and wait for you to rebound.
This is how you become a non-virgin. Make her send you pics then post on Sup Forums as a way of thanking us.
>I embraced the "kek" because "lol" is so 1995
omg what a fag please stop talking
I'm fine with kek because I experienced its origins. Played alliance since beta, I've seen countless horde dropping keks. throwing back an ss ee oo d a p.
kys
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lol, brah. its all kewl. c'mon, let me in your club. my mom made me a plate of hot pockets! omg, you guys are so rad.
jesus. newfags outing even newer leddit tier fags. kys yourself
hahaha what a fucking creep
>muh age complex
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>do an the heroe
You better fucking do it then, cunt.
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>do an the heroe
You better fucking do it then, faggot.
where do you live op?
get some viagra or kamagra, kiss her nipples and lick ler watch some tutorials and youll be fine
Learn how to eat pussy jerk off like 10mins before learn the actual hole you need to stick it in put on some music and follow the rhythm of the song youll do great don't worry.
The future is now old man
> a lot of work
it's simple maths you dumb fuck
You kids are aggravating my lumbago and my hemorrhoids. I won't be able to fuck mommy and her droopy tits if you keep this up.
Dude stfu
Just fuck her and enjoy