Somehow get into college on scholarship

>somehow get into college on scholarship
>scholarship says i have to live in dorms freshman year
>move into dorms, try to hide
>chad starts giving me shit for liking anime and not talking to anyone
>see him using his computer, see his password is his dog's name
>wait for him to go out to parties at night
>go into his room
>put the cheesiest pizza on his computer
>wait a month
>get on his wifi and start sharing same pizza on open fileshare
>do this for like 2 weeks, hosting
>cops come
>he's on parole now, kicked out of school facing 15 years and hoping to plead it down to 5 years best case scenario and be a sex offender for life
>his mom was crying when they came to get his stuff
i don't even feel bad

They should have taken you for liking anime the demise of humanity

Wow, dickhole.

> Be faggot anime watcher at uni
> Get bullied by chads
> Contemplate suicide
> Make up false retribution stories to share online when not thinking about suicide or beating tiny dick to animated Japanese pornography

This never happened.

yes it did, google it

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And the whole campus clapped as the Dean gave you the award of "Edge Lord"

right, we're very likely to find this specific case. post a link, you cunt.

This

wat

what about that post did you not understand, bobo?

>bobo

link to the case?

you guys will tell the cops what i did

fuck off, loser

epic, post on youtube live stream his usa address 34.148681, -118.362973 :D youtu.be/0F_pR5KYOAo

so you like cp and anime? you really are a piece of shit aren't ya?

at least im not a convict like my enemies

Lol this is quite creative.

Why is OP such a dumb nigger?

Post the cp here.

wasn't the brightest idea to come to Sup Forums to brag about it, wasn't it?
you gave enough details for me to compile a list of cases of the past 2 years, who match the given criteria:
- living in dorm when caught
- facing 15 years
- attempting to get 5
- currently being on parole
Currently I have 73 cases on my list, and compile an adress-list of associated investigators, which I will send a chain mail, containing a screenshot of this thread, and advice to re-roll the case and look into potential dorm-partner if there were any, especially if there were socially isolationistic and showed a interest in anime.

tl;dr: you're fucked already.

You should've punched his face. Now you just confirmed that you're a loser.

you won't do this

if you do they won't care so don't bother

Well this sure gets quite interesting.

Of course he won't. No point in spending time researching about something that never happened.

this thread is full of win

keep telling yourself this

Thank you for your confession. I am sure they will read it and find it useful after my tip.

dooooo it

post screen shots!

this is not me ( ) and I'm still busy with putting all addresses together.
Gonna post the list in 30min or so if the thread is still alive by then.

Count me in too. Faggot OP will rot in jail.

Don't do that, there is no need

how do i delete this thread if the OP is too old?

This is exactly what happened

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

fre bump

OP here, I made all this up for the lulz, don't do that

dude, if that were all made up, you don't need to worry, since nmo one is looking for you, since you never send your roommate into prison.

but since you are scared...
well, tyrone is waiting.

OP is getting excited by the thought of the nigger raep in jail

This might be bait but in case it's not, I'll bump. op will go to ass rape jail instead of chad.

since OP said it was a chad that would make the guy white too

what he said.
also, just some advice: if you present yourself to the police, the sentence will be less harsh, since you showed good will.
Better call saul, kek.

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Hey faggot OP guess what I just wrote to the fbi.

DON'T POST THAT SCREENSHOT ITT.
His lawyer could be able to dismiss this thread as evidence if it contains non-consensual publicized information about him, including the case-number he will get charged for.

ur the reason Sup Forums has gone to shit, can't the two retards duel their fantasy fight?

You’re still a virgin weeb faggot tho, huh?

If user comes through and sends this to investigators, we'll need a screencap so we can check news stories about a lonely anime fag going to jail for downloading cp.

a bit harsh. but i can understand why. and i applaud your ferocity

"Dear Penthouse Forum, I used to think that the stories you published were bullshit, until I pretended the following happened to me...."


>Stool Cory bro

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How'd you know where to get the pizza? How'd you know his pw was his dog's name? He had his own Wi-Fi network & wasn't using the campus Wi-Fi? How do you know the details of his plea deal?

I think you're full of shit.

I was just kidding, none of this happened, im larping

top kek OP is fucked

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Law of probability says someone will care and act on info given. 73 different investigations likely equates to at least 73 different investigators. By your logic 73 cops receive a viable tip and not a single one acknowledges or acts on it. Lol you're so fucked

>viable tip
>some shit some faggot posted on Sup Forums

better start running OP

So fake

And how do they determine the difference? They look into it or "investigate". You're obviously one of momma's smarter ones, I can tell

Dude, I will be honest, you won't get out of this so easily, not with these guys. You basically screwed it up the moment you post this.
Best of luck, as you sure as hell going to need it,

they won't do that for some Sup Forums post

anyway they cant prove it was me who put the it on there

also 73 defense attorneys
and it would only take a few quick checks to rule it out, so it would be checked

You're pathetic.

73 different individuals all will do the same exact thing? Lol you're wishing hard user, I like that

If this is true or really should be thrown in the joint for being a huge bitch

OP, take this meme with you and present it to the first guy that tries to ass rape you in jail. He will immediately respect you and make you the leader of his prison gang. You will spend the entirety of your sentence ass rape free.

OP is the "chad" and trying to shift the blame.

This

PLOT TWIST
Op's the chad's mother.

Someone needs to cap this thread and save for posterity, praying to Jesus raptor this is real. Probably not. But would be epic.
Anyways here’s your bump OP.

I really hope:

1. this story isn't true
2. OP gets fucked if it is

Faggot

it's not true

Put me in the cap

It sounds too unrealistic
>chad (of course its chad) gave me shit.
What kind of shit exactly; what warrants ruining this person's life.

>What kind of shit exactly; what warrants ruining this person's life.
revenge

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>that damage control

kek op just accept the fact that you are fucked

bumpu

Bumping for interest

revenge is bittersweet and is best served cold

how did you know where to find said pizza

you lying sack of beta weeb shit

I love how there's posts in this thread that are trying to make it seem like op is on damage control and people are actually falling for it lol. Anyone who thinks op actually did this is an idiot.

Hey, OP!

You’re fucked now op

Lol i knew there would be a comment like this

Psst, you left the watermark in there, faggot.

Exactly

Sauce on that gif?

Boxchan

Terrible Op. Couldn't you just have taken a dump on his bed or something?

Bobo is a monkey.