Anakin, you're breaking my heart

Anakin, you're breaking my heart

yeah well your boobs feel like bags of sand

and I hate sand

Y-UO WILLNOTTAKEHERFROMME.

From my point of view, I broke the younglings' hearts

LIAR

TRAITOR

You have done that yourself.

I WILL SAVE YOU BY CHOKING YOU!

DONT MAKE ME KILL YOU. ONLY A SITH DEALS IN ABSOLUTES. I WILL DO WHAT A I MUST. YOU WILL TRY.

They were his new powers which could save her

SHE FRIENDZONED ME

>episode 5 coming out on Thanksgiving
cannot fucking wait

YOUR NEW EMPIRE!!? ANAKIN CHANCELLOR PALPATINE IS EVIL!!

Anakin, you're breaking my throat

RRRRAAAAAAAARRGHH WATCH IT OBI!

episode 5 of what?

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>tfw no girl heart to break

Anakin, you're breaking my hymen

Can you remember any dialogue from TFA?

Checkmate

>traitor
>chewwy we're home
>i will finish what you started

NAME OUR BABIES LUKE AND LEIA YOU WHORE

>It's all true.

all that was needed, familia

>HAAN SOLO, YER A DEAD MAN!
>TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB, YA GOBSHITE.

I just want to remind everyone in this thread that the Jedi were in fact evil.

From a certain point of view.

>its all true
>the plot holes, the repetition, the obvious villains, the stuff that makes no sense, all of it

>the man you supposedly love is going through a terrible life crisis
>can only sit and cry while obi whiteknights
Bitch couldn't even stick with her man.

NO, I AM BREAKING YOUR THROAT!

YOU WILL TRY

>I bypassed the character development

No, objectively.
They try to imprison the highest politician because he follows a different religion than they do.
Then they train little kids to become dogmatic warrior monks who are not allowed to have feelings.

So what he said was true, from a certain point of view.

only a sith deals in absolutes :^)

YOU'RE SHAKING MY CONFIDENCE DAILY

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Youtalkfirst Italkfirst?

Underrated post

How is a perfect being like rey supposed to develop. This is not a downside

>4444

dafuq is that

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*secret leader of the cis

>You're afraid that you will never be as marketable as Darth Vader

FAGGOT

Do you want to watch the force awakens with me user? : )

Was Anakin MGTOW?

Damn...

Hi, Sheev

underage

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART PADMA

sure bro hey lets invite some girls over too, one for me and one for you

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fagot

I have a boyfriend already user! 4 of them!
>x wing alien, akbar, and hunchback alien go in for the kill
>bb8 readies the hacksaw

I couldn't if I tried

So guaranteed no loss, nice

Fucker

underrated, kek

anal

Next I'll be breaking in that booty.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...WITH NO SURVIVORS!

DON'T OPEN IT

>tells him they can't be in an intimate relationship
>while dressed in a skin-tight leather dominatrix outfit

What did she mean by this?

Dr. Skywalker, I'm O.B.Wan.

Ani's young, she tries not to be sexualized by him

I HATE YOU!!!

That highest politican was also literally leading both sides of a war that was ripping the galaxay apart

She was wearing it for Obi Wan.

>If this is what sobriety is like, i'm going to smoke a big fat sack of crack

what did he mean by this?

>t. Jedi council
At that point in time, all the Jedi had was the suspicion that he was a Sith from a fellow Jedi they did not trust.
They didn't even know for sure it was Sheev who was behind it all. They just wanted to kill him because he follows a different religion.

Obi Wan was on clone planet when she wore that outfit. She and Annie was alone on romantic vacation-planet.

>dominatrix
>collar and leash
Nah. She was publicly playing the part of a strong-willed politician, while silently crying out to be manhandled by a big-dick Jedi, and broken in like a wild animal.

They space skyped, obviously.

TELL THAT TAE KANJIKLUB

Unlikely, jedi don't skype.
If you ask me she was wearing it to frustrate her nubile young maidens who obviously all had the hots for her.

10/10

>Hurry up and force me into this tight leather, nubile young teens. We don't have all day, we have many long hours of you putting me into and then taking me out of sexy clothes ahead of us

kek

why

fuck you

k

(You)

are you an angel?

>YOA NOO EMPIYA

I have OCD you asshole I get these scenarios almost every time I make a decision no matter how small

I shouldn't have clicked.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SHITPOSTS, NOT JOIN THEM!?

I can't hear you.

He was still recovering from getting so brutally wrecked at the bass off.

dicks

What did he mean by this?

What did they mean by this?

>that's not how the force works

>only sith deal in absolutes
>do or do not , there is no try
Woah

He killed younglings, dipshit.

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dumb fuck

>Cute boyfriend?